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Your money or your life.

  • 05-11-2010 1:26am
    #1
    Dublindude69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 770 ✭✭✭


    This is an internet stick up, I want all of you to give me all your money or else......


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  • #2
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Ha, you'll be lucky. I've about 2euro to my name..and you're still not having it!


  • #3
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Credit Card details PM'd :(:(





    *runs off crying*


  • #4
    twowheelsonly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,273 ✭✭✭twowheelsonly


    Oh yes indeed I will.....

    But I need you to send me some little information first. I am a Prince in the independent state of Hula Bula and my father was the King until the wooly bears took him away and killed him but he left me 16 dollars in an overseas account but I cannot get this money as it is not safe to do so in my country because the boogie man will take it fom me so if you can kindly send me your bank account details I will arrange for the money to be tranferred to you and then you will have all of my money so there will be one less person in the world threatening me and we will live happily ever after and I can visit you in your country and you can give me back one dollar for myself and I can send my children to school in your country because i believe that your country will feed them and clothe them and give them money to send home to me for doing nothing.

    Thank you for threatening me and i look forward to doing my business with you.
    Prince Free Willy of Hula Bula


  • #5
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,706 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    else


  • #6
    SadieSue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    I've a jar full of pennies and I'm not afraid to count them all out and make you wait.


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  • #7
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    SadieSue wrote: »
    I've a jar sized penis and I'm not afraid to cut your face with it.

    Easy there Sue. Easy there.


  • #8
    Don Juan DeMagoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 219 ✭✭Don Juan DeMagoo


    I do hope you are declaring your "profits".

    No wait! No need the government will tax it off you in some way inevitably. So to all intents and purposes, you really are just the middle man. Consider your operation akin to a quangos.:D

    I hope this has clarified things for you and I will leave you to ponder your newly restructured governmental position.:p


  • #9
    DOC09UNAM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,305 ✭✭✭DOC09UNAM


    I am a Nigerian Prince, and I will give you ALL of my money.

    But first you must wire me €100,000 euro.


  • #10
    SadieSue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    Fizman wrote: »
    Easy there Sue. Easy there.

    Maybe a bit harsh but he was after my pennies :pac:


  • #11
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,706 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    SadieSue wrote: »
    I've a jar full of panties and I'm not afraid to count them all out and make you ****.

    Jeepers thats a bit dizzgusting. Chill out.


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  • #12
    SadieSue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    fonecrusher1 wrote: »
    Jeepers thats a bit dizzgusting. Chill out.

    :pac::pac: Don't mess with my jar. It'll make you do stuff.


  • #13
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    Dublindude69 wrote: »
    This is an internet stick up, I want all of you to give me all your money or else......

    Dublindude you're so rude.
    You never said please.
    You'll have to ask nicely or you'll get nothing.
    That's what my mother said, and she's right.


  • #14
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Do you take PayPal Mr.Robber?


  • #15
    DOC09UNAM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,305 ✭✭✭DOC09UNAM


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Do you take PayPal Mr.Robber?
    Pete your name is back in italics?

    :o

    and where's mr bogart gone :(


  • #16
    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,743 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    Dublindude69 wrote: »
    This is an internet stick up, I want all of you to give me all your money or else......

    In other news, Governments attempts to plug the budget deficit took an interesting twist today.....


  • #17
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    DOC09UNAM wrote: »
    Pete your name is back in italics?

    :o

    Oh yes .. I have returned :p
    DOC09UNAM wrote: »
    ..and where's mr bogart gone :(

    Sorry Doc, know you liked me more as Bogie, and .. maybe I'll regret it.

    Maybe not today.

    Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of my life, but whenever I hear this song, I'll always think of you .. ;)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlohlrJKpp8
    [


  • #18
    DOC09UNAM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,305 ✭✭✭DOC09UNAM


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Oh yes .. I have returned :p



    Sorry Doc, know you liked me more as Bogie, and .. maybe I'll regret it.

    Maybe not today.

    Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of my life, but whenever I hear this song, I'll always think of you .. ;)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlohlrJKpp8
    [
    Thanks for the song dedication.

    :o


    Today is Guy Fawkes day :cool:

    Strength in Unity, Unity in Faith :P

    I shall say that a lot today.


  • #19
    ballsymchugh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,939 ✭✭✭ballsymchugh


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0mknY1l2AU


  • #20
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Dublindude69 wrote: »
    This is an internet stick up, I want all of you to give me all your money or else......

    Or Else What?


    /How this thread has flown....


  • #21
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,563 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    you can have my life, at least until you pay off my mortgage ,then I'll want it back


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  • #22
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I'll have the steak, please.


  • #23
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    Sarky wrote: »
    I'll have the steak, please.

    It's a stick up, not a stake out...


  • #24
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    It's medium-rare for me to make a misteak like that.


  • #25
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    Well done.


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