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Perfect Job for Bertie Ahern

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    #2
    flyton5
    Registered Users Posts: 1,112 ✭✭✭flyton5


    Original. AND funny...:rolleyes:


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    #3
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users Posts: 16,114 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Waste of money!

    There's a mine in Chile that needs exploring...


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    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    No


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    BornToBe?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 131 ✭✭BornToBe?


    Bertie will go down in history for many reasons, the first weasle on mars wont be it.


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    scientific1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭scientific1982


    I want to dislike him because hes a bad bastard, but hes just so deliciously evil.


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    gurramok
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭gurramok


    Just lock him in a cupboard for life :)


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    #8
    Duggy747
    Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    There's a rope that needs to be put around somebody's neck.


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    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    http://klausner.biz/2007/05/07/met-bertie-ahern/


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    catbear
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,092 ✭✭✭catbear


    Actually I think he's make an excellent nighttime security guard on the ghost estate of his choice. He could look fondly on the fruits of his labour and mutter away to himself "no one saw it coming.....lehmans.....doomers and gloomers" etc...


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    marcsignal
    Registered Users Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    gurramok wrote: »
    Just lock him in a cupboard for life :)

    and every now and again, put mary harney into the cupboard with him :D


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    ValJester
    Registered Users Posts: 329 ✭✭ValJester


    BornToBe? wrote: »
    Bertie will go down in history for many reasons, the first weasle on mars wont be it.
    But the ability to weasel out of things is what seperates us from the animals.Except the weasel.


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    mikerowsopht
    Closed Accounts Posts: 283 ✭✭mikerowsopht


    I luv Bertie
    Bertie you are my god

    If only I could swindle $h1t the way you do and get away with it as well I would be a happy man


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    Augmerson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,162 ✭✭✭Augmerson


    Perfect job for Bertie now would be to give everybody in the country a rimjob after we've all had a night on the beer agus curry.


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    Duggy747
    Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Augmerson wrote: »
    Perfect job for Bertie now would be to give everybody in the country a rimjob after we've all had a night on the beer agus curry.

    :eek:

    Good grief, man!!!






















    I'd love a curry and a beer right now!


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    endplate
    Registered Users Posts: 991 ✭✭✭endplate


    Judging by the state of Mars it looks like Ahern has already done his damage


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    Ulysses Gaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    Mars is not far enough away.


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    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    Ulysses Gaze wrote: »
    Mars is not far enough away.

    I agree, he should be sent to Uranus. Its farther away and composed of methane and hot air. Suit the little bollix perfectly.


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    Kidchameleon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,482 ✭✭✭Kidchameleon


    If he went to Mars I wont be able to dance on his grave...


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    marcsignal
    Registered Users Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    PeterIanStaker wrote: »
    I agree, he should be sent to Uranus. Its farther away and composed of methane and hot air. Suit the little bollix perfectly.

    rather ur anus than mine :D


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