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  • 01-11-2010 6:45am
    #1
    PanchoVilla
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭


    After having a horrifyingly terrifying dream last night I thought it'd be nice to write a story for the folks here on TCN. Unfortunately, since I have no imagination whatsoever I'm going to need some assistance.

    The rules are simple: add a line to the story, no more than 10 words no less than 3. Try to stick to the story, don't go off on some drug induced meaningless rant (of 3 to 10 words). Anyone breaking these simple rules will be tarred and feathered then run out of the village with pointed sticks with dog poo on the pointy ends. Those who post anything not relevant to the story will be taunted repeatedly until they are forced to flee.


    To Disable a Wood Pigeon
    by the TCN Nerds

    It was a cold, wintry morning that afternoon in July...


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  • #2
    Einhard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    PanchoVilla wrote: »

    To Disable a Wood Pigeon
    by the After Hours Nerds
    It was a cold, wintry morning that afternoon in July...

    ...when I was taunted repeatedly until forced to flee...


  • #3
    St._Andalou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 327 ✭✭St._Andalou


    Einhard wrote: »
    ...when I was taunted repeatedly until forced to flee...

    because global warming had turned July into "wintry"...


  • #4
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    St._Andalou wrote: »
    because global warming had turned July into "wintry"...

    and there was no heat in the outdoor privy which was situated at the bottom of the scrapyard...


  • #5
    Einhard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    and there was no heat in the outdoor privy which was situated at the bottom of the scrapyard...

    ...and FlutterinBantam was tarred and feathered, then run out of...


  • #6
    Einhard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    Einhard wrote: »
    ...and FlutterinBantam was tarred and feathered, then run out of...

    ...the village with pointed sticks with dog poo on the...


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  • #7
    Einhard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    Einhard wrote: »
    ...the village with pointed sticks with dog poo on the...

    ...pointy ends because he broke the rule about not having...


  • #8
    Einhard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    Einhard wrote: »
    ...pointy ends because he broke the rule about not having...

    ...more than 10 words per post...


  • #9
    PanchoVilla
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭PanchoVilla


    St._Andalou wrote: »
    because global warming had turned July into "wintry"...

    ...and afternoon into morning. I decided to visit the...



    (Nice to see it couldn't go more than 3 posts without someone making a balls of it. Good job FB. :rolleyes:)


  • #10
    Einhard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    PanchoVilla wrote: »
    ...and afternoon into morning. I decided to visit the...

    ...outdoor privy to poke FB with pointy sticks with dog...


  • #11
    Einhard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    Einhard wrote: »
    ...outdoor privy to poke FB with pointy sticks with dog...

    ...on the end...


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  • #12
    PanchoVilla
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭PanchoVilla


    And so I decided to make my way to the...


  • #13
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,829 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    ...backyard hot tub


  • #14
    Mackman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,810 ✭✭✭Mackman


    ...full of bikini clad babes....


  • #15
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,829 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    ...and handsome lads in speedos


  • #16
    PanchoVilla
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭PanchoVilla


    I decided the hot tub was dangerously over capacity so...


  • #17
    Mackman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,810 ✭✭✭Mackman


    I put up a sign saying "No budgie Smugglers", then to my horror...


  • #18
    WIZE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    A naked Dr Bollocko Showed up with a .....


  • #19
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,829 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    ...umbrella, as it started to rain


  • #20
    WIZE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    cats and dogs and Goats


  • #21
    Peyton Manning
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    and naked ladies. He didn't want to get wet.


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  • #22
    PanchoVilla
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭PanchoVilla


    The umbrella was insufficient to protect me from...


  • #23
    WIZE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    Smelly Grannys with no teeth....


  • #24
    fred funk }{
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,830 ✭✭✭fred funk }{


    And gums so smooth....


  • #25
    PanchoVilla
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭PanchoVilla


    So anyway, after is stopped raining cats, dogs, and grannies...









    (Come on, you can do better than this :()


  • #26
    PanchoVilla
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭PanchoVilla


    Well, apparently Biko decided my thread belonged here instead of AH. After two pages of utterly shíte storytelling I think he may be right. So my little cuckoos, can you do any better? I'm almost positive you can. 3-10 words per post, try to stay within the storyline if possible. Go!


  • #27
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Why is your name PanchoVilla???
    Is it cause you owns a lovely Villa, somewhere lovely and hot, and you walks around it with only a Pancho on, just for pure comfort, plus the fact that you has a very sexy legs and your Pancho just shows them off just right!!!
    Or is it cause you support The Villa???
    Answers on a post card, addressed to somebody, somewhere at sometime!


  • #28
    PanchoVilla
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭PanchoVilla


    joes girls wrote: »
    Why is your name PanchoVilla???
    Is it cause you owns a lovely Villa, somewhere lovely and hot, and you walks around it with only a Pancho on, just for pure comfort, plus the fact that you has a very sexy legs and your Pancho just shows them off just right!!!
    Or is it cause you support The Villa???
    Answers on a post card, addressed to somebody, somewhere at sometime!

    Yes, yes, and no.


  • #29
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Night came in so fast, it was wet, windy and a wee bit chilly. I sat at the kitchen table drinking a coffee, when i thought i saw something move. I peered out the window, something was lurking in my shrubbery. I stared into the darkness at the spot, and then the cloud broke and the moon beamed down on what looked like two very white legs...................


  • #30
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    and i holla'd the last time i sees legs like that there was a message attached to it, homeboy.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4_NugXZDBE

    yo we got fatboi in da house.


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