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Help - I need to get laxatives

  • 31-10-2010 12:41pm
    #1
    Capt'n Midnight
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    the kids will be calling around soon and I don't have any chocolate laxatives to give them :(


Comments

  • #2
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Got any Pear Cider?


  • #3
    JohnathanM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 410 ✭✭JohnathanM


    Just soak what you have in any old pesticide you have lying around, or spray them with Raid. You might also offer lemonade with a gob-load of aspirin dissolved in it if you want to make the papers.


  • #4
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Its Ci-dare!


  • #5
    cian1500ww
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    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    the kids will be calling around soon and I don't have any chocolate laxatives to give them :(
    :eek:


  • #6
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Check out the biology forum.


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  • #7
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    Check out the biology forum.

    Whoa, what do you be getting up to with the kids that call to the door :eek:


  • #8
    Riamfada
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    Roofies!


  • #9
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    the kids will be calling around soon and I don't have any chocolate laxatives to give them :(

    Just use Vaseline? Getting them into the house without chocolate is a challenge alight though.


  • #10
    fedor.2.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    the kids will be calling around soon and I don't have any chocolate laxatives to give them :(


    Im guessing it sounded funnier in your head


  • #11
    Diabhal Beag
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    What a nice person you are.


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  • #12
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    the kids will be calling around soon and I don't have any chocolate laxatives to give them :(

    What was done to you as a child that makes you want to knock the sh!t out of these little ones?


  • #13
    whatdoicare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭whatdoicare


    Large amounts of chocolate is a laxative in itself.


  • #14
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Taco Chip in Abrakebabra always does it for me....


  • #15
    ScumLord
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    Coffee works as a laxative.


  • #16
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Chewing gum has a laxative effect apparently and lucozade is not intended to replace the fluids lost through diarrhea (it says so on the packet)


  • #17
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    the kids will be calling around soon and I don't have any chocolate laxatives to give them :(


    If you give a frightening enough performance when you open the door, the little feckers won't need laxatives.


  • #18
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Do you wanna have chav **** on your drive?


  • #19
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Give them a can of dutch gold


  • #20
    Junco Partner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,291 ✭✭✭Junco Partner


    i understand that the op was joking but it would be brilliant fun to do it to some of them.


  • #21
    mikerowsopht
    Closed Accounts Posts: 283 ✭✭mikerowsopht


    I always wash all the sweeties in my rectum before handing them out.

    hygene first


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