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Best Game this year: Gal Gun

  • 29-10-2010 4:53pm
    #1
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 52,395 CMod ✭✭✭✭




    Yes it's a lightgun shooter where you shoot your love (no euphemisms, it's all above board, kinda) at anime girls to make them fall for you. It also makes them sound like they are having an orgasm. It's also got a pause button you can hit that makes it look like you are playing an 8-bit RPG so that you can get on with the perving while mom is around.


Comments

  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 23,282 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kiith


    I had my speakers turned up quite loud there...i should have known :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,910 ✭✭✭Sisko


    Feck sake retro! :pac:


    Wheres Kiki he'll love this one.


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,137 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    For gods sake Retro, put NSFW on the thread title :(


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 52,395 CMod ✭✭✭✭Retr0gamer


    There's a panty shot right there in the video preview, it was kind of obvious what it would be :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,901 ✭✭✭Twilightning


    I came


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,742 ✭✭✭Branoic


    This totally should have been a PS Move launch title.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,496 ✭✭✭quarryman


    GOTY.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,816 ✭✭✭✭K.O.Kiki


    Feck's sake Retro.

    It's not even on PS3 (the importer's console of choice).

    Now how'm I supposed to get my freak on?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I also had my speakers up loud.

    It reminds me of that movie Orgazmo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,762 ✭✭✭Yreval


    stay classy japan


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 30,014 CMod ✭✭✭✭johnny_ultimate


    I always giggle when I think of a load of Japanese lads in a room making these things for months at a time. How do they explain that to their friends?

    "So, Yoshi, what are you working on now?"
    "Well, it's kind of hard to explain... but it's like Time Crisis, but instead of terrorists you have school girls, and instead of a gun you have a penis, but we're not calling it that"
    "I see. I'm going to stand over here now."


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,137 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    I always giggle when I think of a load of Japanese lads in a room making these things for months at a time. How do they explain that to their friends?

    "So, Yoshi, what are you working on now?"
    "Well, it's kind of hard to explain... but it's like Time Crisis, but instead of terrorists you have school girls, and instead of a gun you have a penis, but we're not calling it that"
    "I see. I'm going to stand over here now."

    Watch the anime Welcome to the NHK. That will explain everything :P

    Seriously.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,532 ✭✭✭WolfForager


    Right, it has to be said. Japanese culture in this day and age is really f&$ked up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 920 ✭✭✭Menengroth™


    well, that's just pornography.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 30,014 CMod ✭✭✭✭johnny_ultimate


    well, that's just pornography.

    Correction, Japanese pornography. The significant difference is that it's pretty much as sexualised as you can get without ever explicitly mentioning anything sexual.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,983 ✭✭✭mystic86


    PS3 Demo 'coming' next week, valentine's day no less (japan ps store)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,983 ✭✭✭mystic86







    Click this link to skip to see the 'excellent' move implementation :)

    http://youtu.be/1E777zyTOyw?t=3m45s


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,381 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    Jesus, it's like the prequel to RapeLay! "Find out the early life behind the main character in RapeLay, and how he started on his journey to be the best rapist in town..."

    Is there an English version??? I'd love to know what exactly is being said/going on...


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 52,395 CMod ✭✭✭✭Retr0gamer


    I'd actually import this for the craic if it didn't follow the usual japanese BS of ridiculously priced games. 80 euros? Fup off.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭SeantheMan


    How do you win , lose, make them undress, get top score ?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,983 ✭✭✭mystic86


    can get it here for 70 euro, out in just over 2 weeks

    http://www.play-asia.com/GalGun/paOS-13-71-bp-49-en-70-4ho6.html


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 52,395 CMod ✭✭✭✭Retr0gamer


    If only I had more money than sense.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,983 ✭✭✭mystic86


    sumi12 wrote: »
    Hey this game is quite different at the beginning I was wondering its any kind of action game "Gal Gun" but its some thing other kind of game going in it.

    say what??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 33,733 ✭✭✭✭Myrddin


    Ah yes, the Japanese obsession with implied child pornography. Perfect for when you've had your fill of tentacle rape & schoolgirl panty vending machines.

    Its a cool place in many other ways, but man they have big issues


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,983 ✭✭✭mystic86


    Went to download this demo this morning and they wanted about 2 euro for it, wtf is that about?!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,174 ✭✭✭D


    Retr0gamer wrote: »
    I'd actually import this for the craic if it didn't follow the usual japanese BS of ridiculously priced games. 80 euros? Fup off.

    For the craic? Sure...






    pervert


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,983 ✭✭✭mystic86


    mystic86 wrote: »
    Went to download this demo this morning and they wanted about 2 euro for it, wtf is that about?!

    anybody else come across this type of thing before? Charging for a demo on the store...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,983 ✭✭✭mystic86


    http://andriasang.com/con1re/gal_gun_psn/

    and only about 67 euro, bargain :D


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 52,395 CMod ✭✭✭✭Retr0gamer


    mystic86 wrote: »
    http://andriasang.com/con1re/gal_gun_psn/

    and only about 67 euro, bargain :D

    Unfortunately with the way the yen is, that is pretty damn cheap by japanese game standards.


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 52,395 CMod ✭✭✭✭Retr0gamer


    So this got a budget release in japan which makes it far more affordable. I bought it from playasia and it arrived today. It's really funny actually if you can get over the perviness and one of the best lightgun games I've played in a while.

    Of course I only bought it for research purposes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,721 ✭✭✭Otacon


    Retr0gamer wrote: »
    Of course I only bought it for research purposes.

    the-best-of-the-skeptical-3rd-world-kid-meme.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    I'm sure it's just a coincidence that all light-gun games can be played with just one hand.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 52,395 CMod ✭✭✭✭Retr0gamer


    I'm sure it's just a coincidence that all light-gun games can be played with just one hand.

    I've no Move so I'm probably missing out on half the 'fun' of the game.

    Of course if the 360 was region free you could play the Kinect version so you can have two hands free for a good power wan.... *snip*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,983 ✭✭✭mystic86


    I have the move....

    How much did you pay for it?

    I was kinda hoping you got to play it for free on the Japanese PSN, with the link about the free games I sent you... :)


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 52,395 CMod ✭✭✭✭Retr0gamer


    Got it from this link here:

    http://www.play-asia.com/GalGun_Playstation3_Best/paOS-13-71-bp-49-en-70-6edf.html

    Bit under 33 euros which isn't bad for a japanese budget game. It wasn't free unfortunately :)

    Not sure how long the game is but there seems to be multiple paths through it so there's some replayability.


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