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Funny ad on done deal

  • 28-10-2010 7:12pm
    #1
    demag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 122 ✭✭


    Just saw this on done deal
    http://www.donedeal.ie/for-sale/tools/1660420
    Fair play to him if he sells it.


    Time Machine, good condition, only used once next year. . How does it work ? Box custom built from a hydromoxite decoflintite compound and has an intel 500.1 gHz quantum processor and a tescos finest brand flux capacitor which can be powered by plutonium and monster munch. To operate you must put on a protective bandana, take off your shoes and sit in the time machine, you then simply enter the destination year on the touchscreen interface on the floor of the time machine. The time traveller then closes the lid over themselves and must fall asleep. Upon waking up you will be in the same spot but in a different time !!!!!!!!!!!


    Time traveling lady not included.

    Am willing to negotiate on price
    Price: €1,000


Comments

  • #2
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Someone bought it, went back in time and sold it here on adverts :)


  • #3
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    I hope he didnt have to pay for this ad.

    That would just make your man look like a complete retard. It's bad enough as it is.


  • #4
    Kells...
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Kells...


    Haha betcha someone buys it off him


  • #5
    Stained Class
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭Stained Class


    Doc. You built a time machine...out of a cardboard box!!!???


  • #6
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    085 1234678,now that is a fake number,i was going to ring and make an offer and all :-(


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  • #7
    demag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 122 ✭✭demag


    orourkeda wrote: »
    I hope he didnt have to pay for this ad.

    That would just make your man look like a complete retard. It's bad enough as it is.
    Jesus what harm is in it? I'm sure he's made a few people smile.


  • #8
    Nemanja91
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,814 ✭✭✭Nemanja91


    orourkeda wrote: »
    I hope he didnt have to pay for this ad.

    That would just make your man look like a complete retard. It's bad enough as it is.

    Its 3 euro to sell an item on it afaik.


  • #9
    WIZE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    cool phone number


  • #10
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    demag wrote: »
    Jesus what harm is in it? I'm sure he's made a few people smile.

    What kind of person trawls through an ads website for comedic value?


  • #11
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Nemanja91 wrote: »
    Its 3 euro to sell an item on it afaik.

    I'd have charged him twenty. He'd have paid it too.


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  • #12
    Wagon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,119 ✭✭✭Wagon


    orourkeda wrote: »
    I hope he didnt have to pay for this ad.

    That would just make your man look like a complete retard. It's bad enough as it is.
    Sorry, I didn't realise laughter and smiling was outlawed now.


  • #13
    demag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 122 ✭✭demag


    orourkeda wrote: »
    What kind of person trawls through an ads website for comedic value?

    It was the first ad on the first Machinery & Tools page when I went on it, must be a right laugh round at yours.


  • #14
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Wagon wrote: »
    Sorry, I didn't realise laughter and smiling was outlawed now.

    Who said that?


  • #15
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    demag wrote: »
    It was the first ad on the first Machinery & Tools page when I went on it, must be a right laugh round at yours.

    How would you know?


  • #16
    demag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 122 ✭✭demag


    orourkeda wrote: »
    How would you know?

    Just a feeling I get from your post.


  • #17
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    demag wrote: »
    Just a feeling I get from your post.

    We shouldn't jump to conclusions now should we?


  • #18
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    orourkeda wrote: »
    We shouldn't jump to conclusions now should we?


    Is it a special time of the month for you or what?


  • #19
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    Is it a special time of the month for you or what?

    no


  • #20
    demag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 122 ✭✭demag


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    Is it a special time of the month for you or what?

    Didn't want to say that in case I made them worse.


  • #21
    Wagon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,119 ✭✭✭Wagon


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Who said that?
    You implied it. Something funny appears, just some chap having a laugh aaaaand he's a retard for it.

    Here's one for you:
    How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

    Thought you might appreciate the logic of that one.


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  • #22
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Wagon wrote: »
    You implied it. Something funny appears, just some chap having a laugh aaaaand he's a retard for it.

    Here's one for you:
    How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.
    Thought you might appreciate the logic of that one.

    Perhaps he should advertise on done deal.


  • #23
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    orourkeda wrote: »
    no


    So that's a yes then.


  • #24
    smokie2008
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 656 ✭✭✭smokie2008


    I'm gonna offer him €1000 and tell him i'll give it to him last week!!!


  • #25
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    smokie2008 wrote: »
    I'm gonna offer him €1000 and tell him i'll give it to him last week!!!

    When you're done, compliment him on his comic genius.


  • #26
    demag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 122 ✭✭demag


    smokie2008 wrote: »
    I'm gonna offer him €1000 and tell him i'll give it to him last week!!!
    He might have read this thread last week and be wise to you already.


  • #27
    waterford mma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 185 ✭✭waterford mma


    funny thread on boards


  • #28
    Dj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 256 ✭✭Dj


    I came across this one the other day, thought it was good

    http://www.carzone.ie/search/Reliant/Robin/YELLOW/201030199032101/advert?channel=CARS

    Check out the pictures as well, funny reminder of a great Only fools and horses episode.


  • #29
    Lazare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,448 ✭✭✭Lazare


    just saw this one now :)


  • #30
    builttospill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 734 ✭✭✭builttospill


    Have a butchers at this:

    http://www.gumtree.ie/dublin/13/67318713.html


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  • #31
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    builttospill wrote: »
    Have a butchers at this:

    http://www.gumtree.ie/dublin/13/67318713.html

    Normally it would be ok to hop an unsuitable item like this off the head of it's seller but it wouldnt have the desired effect in this case


  • #32
    poptart1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1 ✭poptart1


    demag wrote: »
    Just saw this on done deal
    http://www.donedeal.ie/for-sale/tools/1660420
    Fair play to him if he sells it.


    Time Machine, good condition, only used once next year. . How does it work ? Box custom built from a hydromoxite decoflintite compound and has an intel 500.1 gHz quantum processor and a tescos finest brand flux capacitor which can be powered by plutonium and monster munch. To operate you must put on a protective bandana, take off your shoes and sit in the time machine, you then simply enter the destination year on the touchscreen interface on the floor of the time machine. The time traveller then closes the lid over themselves and must fall asleep. Upon waking up you will be in the same spot but in a different time !!!!!!!!!!!


    Time traveling lady not included.

    Am willing to negotiate on price
    Price: €1,000


    here is another funny on done deal http://www.donedeal.ie/for-sale/exoticpets/1664826


  • #33
    cacs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 832 ✭✭✭cacs


    https://www.donedeal.ie/beefcattle-for-sale/charolais-bull-for-sale/17637808

    One for Dovea for 2018


  • #34
    retalivity
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,661 ✭✭✭✭retalivity


    Have you come from the past to sell a cow?


  • #35
    Donald Trump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,832 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    retalivity wrote: »
    Have you come from the past to sell a cow?


    No, he's come from the future to warn us about terminator cows


  • #36
    Noveight
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭Noveight


    Jaysus orourkeda was some bunny-boiler.


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  • #37
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    retalivity wrote: »
    Have you come from the past to sell a cow?

    Feckin townie...its a bull
    :)


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