Still looking for a job? Send yer CV's to NASA

dazftw

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/world/nasa-mars-mission-a-one-way-trip/story-e6frf7lf-1225944877007

Chuchoter

We should tell that O'Riordan girl, escape from that apartment.

KeithM89_old

"Dont go! its a suicide mission!"

- Yuuupp



If i had cancer or some other terminal disease, itd be a great place to die

Canis Lupus

I'd give that a whirl. Would be amazing to be part of the first wave of humans to leave earth to colonise other planets.

Wonder how long it will take for the first non earth colony to rebel against earth.

Sweet, I call Emperor of Mars.

dave1982

haha imagine telling dole you applied to be a astronaut:eek:

Ghost Train

And what happens if they cut funding for the project... sorry guys, been nice knowing you.

Overheal

"Even if I was the last man on Mars?" /cue murderous rampage

Biggins

If your lucky enough to get a job there, the nearest decent place to live is Rockledge.
Nice little town on the coast of Florida a short distance away from their section there - if thats where your based.

...But getting a job with them would be as lucky as winning the lottery.

PanchoVilla

If they're already looking for volunteers that means they already have a base on Mars, which means we don't have a clue about what NASA are really doing. I bet they already have a small team of professional astronauts on Mars and just have not told anyone.

policarp

And all the Mars bars you can eat...

El Guapo!

WOMEN WITH 3 BOOBS!!!!! :D

Carl Sagan

Get your ass to mars.

RMD

I actually wouldn't mind doing that, the things you would contribute to the future by helping to set-up a colony there would be immense.

Then again, this is the first step to the war of the worlds.

Biggins

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1324192/Nasa-plan-Hundred-Year-Starship--mission-astronauts-Mars-leave-forever.html

I'd go!

PanchoVilla

Biggins wrote: »

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1324192/Nasa-plan-Hundred-Year-Starship--mission-astronauts-Mars-leave-forever.html

I'd go!

I don't think you'd survive the trip!

http://www.news.com.au/technology/mars-astronauts-may-be-too-weak-to-function/story-e6frfro0-1225907249287

squod

dave1982 wrote: »

haha imagine telling dole you applied to be a astronaut:eek:

Photoshop expert more likely.

EverEvolving

I call shotgun

Ghost Train

Populating a planet, every guys dream

starbelgrade

dave1982 wrote: »

haha imagine telling dole you applied to be a astronaut:eek:

Social Welfare Officer, "Another spacer - that's all we need".

R0ot

I call Space Pope!

Standard Toaster

Open your mind Quaid!!!!!

sesna

Ghost Train wrote: »

Populating a planet, every guys dream

Hopefully some females get the job too.

doleman2010

WE must have loads of highly qualified people here ready for nasa , didnt we spent millions of euros sending disadvantaged junior cert drop outs to Florida along with the unions to get their fake degrees in astrophysics.


B 4 I went n done me FAS coorse I cudent evan speel asternoot now i are one. tanks a miilon.

Joey the lips

Thats how the world got australians... Dam brits sending us down under....

Then we discovered gold...and fosters....and shelia's


Would women from mars be martha's i wonder....

Standard Toaster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zadj-j27x-k

MultiUmm

Pfft, they just ripped off Red Faction tbh.

policarp

Ground control to Major Tom.
Poor auld Tom didn't fare out too well...

Faith+1

GIVE THE PEOPLE AIR!!!!!

Shryke

I need your clothes, your boots... damn I'm bad at this.

Brendog

qqquuuuuuaaaiiiiddddd

Tar.Aldarion

why mars and not the moon?

--Kaiser--

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

why mars and not the moon?

Because we've already been to the moon

*Waits for deluded conspiracy theorists

GavRedKing

Sign me up

gonedrinking

Is there water on the moon?

Mars is really cold, even colder than here, why would anyone want to go there. It would be so boring too, how would you kill time? I'm sure you can't get a signal for sky or the internet on Mars. And the food would be really bland.