The School UniLogger - Did you have One ??

mikerowsopht

At my school back in the day and other schools that I've heard of before in the past had a unilogger.

Just wondering did every school have 1 or was it just mine.

This "person" would leave turds in the school jacks all over the place.

Once he left one on the floor in a cubicle
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He left one on the closed seat of the toilet lid
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He left one on the handle as well ( acrobatics involved here I wud say )
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he was also known to wipe and then reel the toilet paper back up into the dispenser so the next person that goes to grab the toilet paper for a wipe gets a handful of $h!t

He would also put posters up around the school promoting the unilogger and his anctics but was never caught.

This went on for 5 yrs @ my school so I am guessing he was in the year ahead of me but no one knows or has ever found out, that was 10 yrs ago.

So does or did your school have a unilogger

Pinturicchio

No.

Loopy

I may work with this guy

Gary4279

Not everyone is from Cork

rainbowdrop

Did you go to school with Flutterin' Bantam?
:pac:

c_man

We had one. Called him the "Mystery Sh!tter". Wasn't as bad as the lad described in the OP.



Jesus that was nearly nine years ago. I can barely remember poetry from the LC, but I still remember the Mystery Sh!tter's days of glory!

Pawpad666

Yeah, we did and he was on Blackboard Jungle once (he didn't leave a turd there, I don't think)

danniemcq

Had one guy (i'm assuming) in national school who took a dump in the urinal, was found out though and had to clean it himself. very funny

Mint Sauce

we just called ours a w**ker.

Pinturicchio

danniemcq wrote: »

Had one guy (i'm assuming) in national school who took a dump in the urinal, was found out though and had to clean it himself. very funny

Was his name Kyle?

Lockstep

What's a unilogger?

Ruu_Old

No, there were a few people who would wad up wet toilet paper and fling it onto the ceiling though.

danniemcq

Pinturicchio wrote: »

Was his name Kyle?

no his name started with a P

mikerowsopht

kickoutthejams wrote: »

What's a unilogger?

A UniLogger is someone that finds it funny to do $h!ts and leave them around the place, mostly in schools. I have heard of this happening in other schools before and according to this thread it seems to be common in secondary school. ha ha

neilthefunkeone

Pinturicchio wrote: »

Was his name Kyle?

No Stan..

FlutterinBantam

Interesting,....verrry interesting.


Our school had electric storage heaters and there was a guy who during the time the classroom was unoccupied, unscrewed the top casing and backed out a solid Wicklow Log onto the 'element' or heating block.

These came on automatically at night to avail the cheaper rate and the ****ing bang in the whole area next day was so bad that everybody was sent home.

Took them half a day to find the source and the heater had to be 'decomissioned'

Despite a reign of terror and investigation for at least a week with promises of immediate expulsion if found the culprit was never caught:cool:

:P

Pinturicchio

neilthefunkeone wrote: »

No Stan..

Damn. My bad.

ILA

Actually yes. I remember in national school there was a unknown person who the teachers were always moaning about and trying to catch who did exactly that in every concievable area in the jacks.

More recently I heard a story from a member of staff at the gym I go to about a mystery person who took a **** on the floor of the changing rooms when the toilet was blocked, which the staff member had to clean up. So obviously in some cases, unilogger tendancies continues into adulthood.

phill106

We only had the phantom whistler!

Motley Crue

No, I can honestly say I never had a scumbag like this in my school

pablomakaveli

In my school in one of the bathrooms the cubicles were sepereated by a brick wall but the wall did'nt reach the ceiling so there was a gap between the top of the walll and the ceiling which was about a foot.

Anyway one day a bunch of lads called in a few of us and told us to look on the top of this wall and sitting there was a big log of ****e. Despite how disgusting it was, it was actually kind of impressive. The top of the wall is more than six foot of the floor so someone had to have shat it out and somehow lifted it up there without making a mess.

FlutterinBantam

There was a guy in my office in the good old days,who was berated by a jumped up female consultant with an MBA degree.

He said nowt, just hit the stalls with a large wodge of tissue in his hand.

He fanned out a fcuking spray of ripe sludgy stuff into it, wrapped it up,and slipped it into the pocket of her overcoat which was hanging in the entrance hallway.

The reverberations rocketed round the place for two or three days, but nobody could prove anything.:cool:

Red Hand

You people f*cking disgust me.

Asphyxia

Eww! :eek: That is disgusting I have never heard of it before and thankfully I have never came across one. I can't understand why people would like to do stuff like this it's vile.

FlutterinBantam

Pocketfizz!!!


That's what the insertion looked like(I'm told)

Big sludgy lad seeping into the lining of the pocket.

Coat probably went to Mrs. Quinn.:D