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Car Nicknames!

  • 26-10-2010 11:11am
    #1
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭


    Probably been done, but just trying to compile a list of car nicknames based on their actual names.
    Some examples:

    VW Boring
    Renault Flatulence
    Hyundai Accident
    Ford Fiasco
    Hyundai Tragic
    SsangYong Rectum
    Sh*tty Rover

    Got any more?


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  • #2
    L1011
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 72,181 ✭✭✭✭L1011


    Fiat C**ttogetinto, a name I've even heard a dealers using for one before.


  • #3
    Idleater
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,176 ✭✭✭Idleater


    MYOB wrote: »
    Fiat C**ttogetinto, a name I've even heard a dealers using for one before.

    Don't know how "official" any of these are, but I use
    VW toe rag,
    Nissan tedious
    Nissan Kumquat
    Ooh look a Porsche Cayenne (Hyundai Santa Fé)

    Probably a load more that I can't think of till I see them .


  • #4
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Nissan Cashcow (Quasquai)
    Ford ****this (Focus)
    Nissan Auntie Sylvia (Sylvia)
    Toyota Starbo (Starlet Turbo)
    Hyundai Sinatra (Sonneta)


  • #5
    Henry Ford III
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators Posts: 17,890 Mod ✭✭✭✭Henry Ford III


    Skoda Superb, Diahatsu Applause, Mitsubishi Charisma.


  • #6
    bazz26
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,479 ✭✭✭✭bazz26


    Nissan Puke (Juke).

    Audi Felt (RS4 TDi :D)


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  • #7
    Topdeck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49 ✭Topdeck


    BMW BMtroubleU:)


  • #8
    Henry Ford III
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators Posts: 17,890 Mod ✭✭✭✭Henry Ford III


    Lotus - loads of trouble usually serious.


  • #9
    dgt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,985 ✭✭✭✭dgt


    Jaguar: Jags Always Guarantee Unlimited Astranomical Repairs

    Ooh and ive heard some people call porsche 911s a "Glorified Beetle"


  • #10
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    dgt wrote: »
    Jaguar: Jags Always Guarantee Unlimited Astranomical Repairs

    Ooh and ive heard some people call porsche 911s a "Glorified Beetle"

    rilliant, keep 'em coming :D
    FIAT: Fix It Again Tomorrow


  • #11
    Bob the Builder
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Bob the Builder


    Opel disastra..


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  • #12
    langdang
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,857 ✭✭✭langdang


    Toyota Gorilla


  • #13
    KamiKazi
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,195 ✭✭✭KamiKazi


    Nissan Crashqai


  • #14
    dak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Smart- Aleck

    Holden - Poker online


  • #15
    ianobrien
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,755 ✭✭✭ianobrien


    Opell Ashtray
    Hyundai Tragedy

    As for the car make and acronyms I've over a hundred at home. I'll post them later...


  • #16
    langdang
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,857 ✭✭✭langdang


    Skoda Labia
    Skoda Fellatio


  • #17
    dak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    PORSCHE ......Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything


  • #18
    sogood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭sogood


    Ford Mundaneo. And being a recent convert, I thought I must defend my motor thus: JAGUAR, Jaguar, a genuinely unsurpassed automobile, really!


  • #19
    robbie_998
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,222 ✭✭✭robbie_998


    maybe someone should put "Top Gear" in the thread title ! :pac:


  • #20
    bmw535d
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,160 ✭✭✭bmw535d


    honda chavic...


  • #21
    vetstu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 428 ✭✭vetstu


    F - Found
    O - on
    R - rubbish
    D - dump


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  • #22
    dgt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,985 ✭✭✭✭dgt


    VW: Vulgar W***ers
    Audi: Assholes Undertaking Drivers Instictively
    Toyota: Transportation Of Young Or Tasteless Airheads
    BMW: Big Money Worries
    FIAT: Ferrari In Affordable Trim :D


  • #23
    pajero12
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 1,495 ✭✭✭pajero12


    F Fond
    O Of
    R Red
    D Diesel
    Used for the tractors but i said id put it in here? :)


  • #24
    TabulaRasa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33 ✭TabulaRasa


    Toyota Pious


  • #25
    Run_to_da_hills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    FORD- Fcuker-only-runs-downhill


  • #26
    Kazooie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 729 ✭✭✭Kazooie


    What's with all the FORD bashing?








    eh... Found On Road Dead


  • #27
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,755 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    Fuck
    Off,
    Ruddy
    Disaster!


  • #28
    STIG83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭STIG83


    Fix
    Or
    Repair
    Daily


  • #29
    zilog_jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,638 ✭✭✭zilog_jones


    BINI


  • #30
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Found
    On
    Rednecks'
    Driveways

    Fierce
    On
    Red
    Diesel

    Full
    Of
    Rust,
    Duh

    Oh, and the Audi A Bore.


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