Whats the chances of this !!!

four18

Left the bleedin horse on the top of Camden Street in Dublin half buckled with the intention of walking down all the way down to the burger joint facing the phillips shop near the george to collage green..
On the way down...wobbley !! I found A tenner, 2 euro coin, a fiver, 50 cents, and a laptop !. The laptop is an ancient dell which I will drop into kevin st garda tomorrow cause it has lots of family pics and stuff on it, and I have enough crap already. The Burger was dribbley down the chin type of thing and cost me nothing !
PS Where do homeless people charge their phones ??

Saila

four 18 wrote:

PS where do homeless people charge their phones ??

in the wall before they left home

falan

four18 wrote: »

Left the bleedin horse on the top of Camden Street in Dublin half buckled with the intention of walking down all the way down to the burger joint facing the phillips shop near the george to collage green..
On the way down...wobbley !! I found A tenner, 2 euro coin, a fiver, 50 cents, and a laptop !. The laptop is an ancient dell which I will drop into kevin st garda tomorrow cause it has lots of family pics and stuff on it, and I have enough crap already. The Burger was dribbley down the chin type of thing and cost me nothing !
PS Where do homeless people charge their phones ??

You should talk to Frank.;)

alwaysadub

Where they all in the one spot, or was it like a money trail?

Do homeless people have phones?

sonic85

and i was very very drunk

PanchoVilla

four18 wrote: »

Left the bleedin horse on the top of Camden Street in Dublin half buckled with the intention of walking down all the way down to the burger joint facing the phillips shop near the george to collage green..
On the way down...wobbley !! I found A tenner, 2 euro coin, a fiver, 50 cents, and a laptop !. The laptop is an ancient dell which I will drop into kevin st garda tomorrow cause it has lots of family pics and stuff on it, and I have enough crap already. The Burger was dribbley down the chin type of thing and cost me nothing !
PS Where do homeless people charge their phones ??

Is "horse" code for something else or do you actually have a horse? Not judging, I think Dubliners who still use horses in town are ****ing awesome!! Also, homeless people usually charge their phones at the day center or homeless shelter if they're lucky enough to get a bed.

starbelgrade

PanchoVilla wrote: »

Is "horse" code for something else or do you actually have a horse? Not judging, I think Dubliners who still use horses in town are ****ing awesome!! Also, homeless people usually charge their phones at the day center or homeless shelter if they're lucky enough to get a bed.

Why would a homeless person need a phone?

Revolution9

Whats the chances of this !!!

10 billion to 1, to be precise

alwaysadub

PanchoVilla wrote: »

Is "horse" code for something else or do you actually have a horse? Not judging, I think Dubliners who still use horses in town are ****ing awesome!!

:pac:
He was talking about The Bleeding Horse pub.
Even though from the way it was written, it does look like he was walkin his bleedin horse down the bleedin road.

policarp

four18 wrote: »

PS Where do homeless people charge their phones ??

In the pub while you're washing down the burger with a few pints.

rossie1977

PanchoVilla wrote: »

Is "horse" code for something else or do you actually have a horse? Not judging, I think Dubliners who still use horses in town are ****ing awesome!! Also, homeless people usually charge their phones at the day center or homeless shelter if they're lucky enough to get a bed.

bleeding horse is a pub

PanchoVilla

starbelgrade wrote: »

Why would a homeless person need a phone?

To chat to other homeless people? Why wouldn't they need a phone? You think because they're homeless they have nobody to talk to? Homeless people have families, friends, kids...just like most other people. Maybe they have a phone to ring the Gardaí for when some drunk bastards decide they wanna start on them.

I was homeless for about three years and it's shít. It's hard to get out of it because you need an address to get social but you need a deposit to get an address. Lots of people don't actually realize how difficult it can be when you find yourself on the street. When you actually find yourself in that position, and I truly hope you never do, it all becomes a lot clearer.

policarp

starbelgrade wrote: »

Why would a homeless person need a phone?

To make hotel reservations.

PanchoVilla

alwaysadub wrote: »

:pac:
He was talking about The Bleeding Horse pub.
Even though from the way it was written, it does look like he was walkin his bleedin horse down the bleedin road.

LOL

*self-imposed facepalm*

Voodoomelon

I was in a club one night in Dundalk and I looked down at the floor, €20! Later on i looked down at the bar floor, three crisp €5 notes! After that I was making a habit of looking at the floor at the bar, another €20! I was already off me head and ended up walked out a couple of quid up!

sonic85

Voodoomelon wrote: »

I was in a club one night in Dundalk and I looked down at the floor, €20! Later on i looked down at the bar floor, three crisp €5 notes! After that I was making a habit of looking at the floor at the bar, another €20! I was already off me head and ended up walked out a couple of quid up!

how is that possible?! nobody must know how to look after money!

Voodoomelon

I know, bizarre sitution altogether. Needless to say me and everyone I was with had a great night! Every since i can't help but have a sneaky look at the floor by the bar the odd time, no luck since!

sonic85

once in a lifetime man.......

four18

Home !! Taxi and burger and chips, Cost from leaving pub 80 cent, cost today about 100 euro, false economy and all that etc !! Nite all.........:D

four18

sonic85 wrote: »

how is that possible?! nobody must know how to look after money!

Jaysus would hate to put the hammer on you !!:D

Scuid Mhór

so is EVERYONE who posted in here in a state of inebriation or am i just FLAKED OUT?

Pookah

starbelgrade wrote: »

Why would a homeless person need a phone?

To phone their dealer.

alwaysadub

Scuid Mhór wrote: »

so is EVERYONE who posted in here in a state of inebriation or am i just FLAKED OUT?

I wasn't! Stone cold sober me

Micky Dolenz

So the Bleedin Horse is a pub. This thread was so much cooler when it wasn't

alwaysadub

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

So the Bleedin Horse is a pub. This thread was so much cooler when it wasn't

Spot the culchie. :pac:

face1990

During the snow last winter I was wandering home from DCU. There was a fresh layer of snow on the ground, and sitting on top of it I found a tenner and a fiver, together on the snow.
The only thing better than snow is finding money on it!

Killer Pigeon

four18 wrote: »

Left the bleedin horse on the top of Camden Street in Dublin half buckled with the intention of walking down all the way down to the burger joint facing the phillips shop near the george to collage green..
On the way down...wobbley !! I found A tenner, 2 euro coin, a fiver, 50 cents, and a laptop !. The laptop is an ancient dell which I will drop into kevin st garda tomorrow cause it has lots of family pics and stuff on it, and I have enough crap already. The Burger was dribbley down the chin type of thing and cost me nothing !
PS Where do homeless people charge their phones ??

Well it would be definitely less than the chances of finding a queer roaming around that area, you can be sure of that.

face1990

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

a queer

Careful now...

Tiddlypeeps

face1990 wrote: »

Careful now...

...down with that sort of thing!

Killer Pigeon

face1990 wrote: »

Careful now...

Opps, how about faggot or fag, poof, bummer boy, pink, bender, fudge packer, pillow biter, batty boy, sodomite, poo pirate, homo, carpet muncher, rope sucker, ass wrangler, fairy, gender bender, pole smoker, queen, or, my favorite, chutney ferret??

sligopark

dbl post ...

January

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

Opps, how about faggot or fag, poof, bummer boy, pink, bender, fudge packer, pillow biter, batty boy, sodomite, poo pirate, homo, carpet muncher, rope sucker, ass wrangler, fairy, gender bender, pole smoker, queen, or, my favorite, chutney ferret??

This thread had potential, until the homophobe decided to comment.

sligopark

four18 wrote: »

Home !! Taxi and burger and chips, Cost from leaving pub 80 cent, cost today about 100 euro, false economy and all that etc !! Nite all.........:D

how did you get that horse into the taxi? Did the taxi driver not kick up? Did you dress it up as your boyfriend?

Killer Pigeon

adrieanne__x wrote: »

This thread had potential, until the homophobe decided to comment.

You is well a liberal conformist like. Go munch on some carpet you y-you carpet muncher.

sligopark

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

Opps, how about ... my favorite, chutney ferret??

adrieanne__x wrote: »

This thread had potential, until the homophobe decided to comment.

actually thought this was a classic lol and new on me