Bomb squad called in to defuse kittens

Overheal

A suspicious, bomb-like package was spotted in front of a Social Security Office in Florida. The bomb squad was sent out to defuse the situation but when they arrived, they found out the "bomb" was actually a box filled with kittens. Apparently, the bomb squad didn't hear the usual ticking that marks a bomb but rather the soft meow of a cute 'ol kitten. NBC Miami says:

A quick examination by the experts determined the box's contents was about to explode - with cute and cuddliness. Inside were two kittens, which the bomb squad manual states is more dangerous to a ball of yarn than to an office building.

Sadly, one of the kittens ran off and has yet to be found. The other will be brought to a shelter. URL="http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/weird/Bomb-Squad-Diffuses-Box-Full-of-Kittens-105541978.html"]NBC Miami[/URL

http://gizmodo.com/5671598/bomb-squad-sent-out-to-defuse-abox-filled-with-kittens

Those poor kittens, trying to collect welfare. /sniff

Whats surprising though is the florida bomb squad manual has a section on kitten threat-level.

deise go deo

They should have carried out a controlled explosion just to be sure,:D

I wonder if the will put up wanted posters for the lost kitty

Superbus

So the kitten's weren't bombs... that's exactly what the terrorists want them to think.

Pupito

Overheal wrote: »

Those poor kittens, trying to collect welfare. /sniff

I have no pity at all, every one had a different kittydaddy. No-good Welfare Queens....

mikom

Overheal wrote: »

Apparently, the bomb squad didn't hear the usual ticking that marks a bomb

God help them if their called out to one of our kangaroo parties so....

BluesBerry

Superbus wrote: »

So the kitten's weren't bombs... that's exactly what the terrorists want them to think.

LOL yeah cause next time the kittens will have mini bomb vests attached to them

Me_Grapes

Overheal wrote: »

Whats surprising though is the florida bomb squad manual has a section on kitten threat-level.

They have that for a good reason



You're aware of the threat level another Kerry Katona poses for us?

mike65

Pfffffffft Thats nothing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYLHNnca5jY

Again in Florida, clearly ther are a nervous, trigger happy bunch of woosies.

ejmaztec

Blowing up a pussy.


It had to be said.

Scuid Mhór

A quick examination by the experts determined the box's contents was about to explode - with cute and cuddliness.

okay i lol'd.

galwayrush

Extremist cats....:eek: