Behold your new god

Sarky · 20-10-2010 4:24pm #1

The Leader does not often talk to His servants these days, due to being under house arrest in Sao Paulo. But that does not make His proclamations any less worthy of heeding.

Today, The Leader said unto me:

OHGODOHGODOHGODTHEWALLSAREBLEEDINGHELPMEIMHAVINGAFLASHBACKSOMEONECALLANAMBU-

I obviously took this to mean "Do like that Russian cult and worship this cartoon character. They seem pretty on the ball."

Gadget is now the official mascot of TCN. Gary Busey is on holiday anyway in Switzerland fighting Moon Nazis.

Star Lord · 20-10-2010 5:18pm

SHE HAS BECOME HUMAN: THE DAY OF RECKONING IS UPON US!

(good thing "Melty face" Dale didn't become human too, look at that melty face!)

chucken1 · 20-10-2010 6:31pm

Blah blah leader blah Russians blah blah blah cults:mad: huh!
Pinky for mascot:p

Sarky · 20-10-2010 6:42pm

Chucken1 banned for two days for blasphemy.

The rest of you, get worshippin'. The Leader demands it.

Fago! · 20-10-2010 7:17pm

I for one welcome our pretty ginger headed overlord!

ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH!

Cicero · 20-10-2010 8:27pm

Sarky wrote: »

The Leader does not often talk to His servants these days, due to being under house arrest in Sao Paulo. But that does not make His proclamations any less worthy of heeding.

Today, The Leader said unto me:

Quote:OHGODOHGODOHGODTHEWALLSAREBLEEDINGHELPMEIMHAVINGAFLASHBACKSOMEONECALLANAMBU-

...sounds more like you were dreaming of Jedward again.....

Sarky · 20-10-2010 9:03pm

That is precisely the kind of drab clichéd non-witticism that will have The Leader kicking your door down and stabbing you with an egg-whisk.

Children! Avert your eyes, for he smells!

Cicero · 20-10-2010 9:07pm

Sarky wrote: »

That is precisely the kind of drab clichéd non-witticism that will have The Leader kicking your door down and stabbing you with an egg-whisk.

Children! Avert your eyes, for he smells!

Ah...so it is true...a true insincere denial indicating total truth...

sNarah · 20-10-2010 9:08pm

О красивых имбирь один
Мы восхищаемся вами
мы тебя обожаю
Существует никакой другой, но вы

Здесь мы
на колени
нас в Твоей милости и грудь

ваш маленький розовый нос
будет нашим маяком надежды
и будет руководить нами
туда, где вам нужно, чтобы мы были

О имбирь России один
мы тебя обожаю так
Примите нас
в настоящее время и вечность, чтобы прийти

lil'bug · 20-10-2010 9:14pm

what she said

sNarah · 20-10-2010 9:17pm

lil'bug wrote: »

what she said

♥

Sarky · 20-10-2010 9:18pm

Chucken1 has seen the error of her ways, and returns with The Leader's blessing, and a poem.

sNarah · 20-10-2010 9:23pm

oooooh a poem!
Awesomeness!

*waits eagerly*

lil'bug · 20-10-2010 9:30pm

i wanted a shrubbery

chucken1 · 20-10-2010 9:32pm

*sneaks in and hides behind the couch*

sNarah · 20-10-2010 9:46pm

Ugh.

Just not good enough

Where's that poem we were promised????

chucken1 · 20-10-2010 9:48pm

It just feels wrong now..what with yours in Russian! Im just not worthy.

chucken1 · 20-10-2010 9:50pm

Она вошла в нашу жизнь на 20-20-10,
До сих пор мы не знаем, как глупо нашей жизни был,
Она didn't прийти из Оффали, где они растут много брокколи,
но где-то далеко-далеко
где они играют в крокет и перейти в бале