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  • Moderators, Sports Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 11,394 Mod ✭✭✭✭Captain Havoc


    Warning to future posters: make sure anything you say here can be backed up.

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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 11,669 Mod ✭✭✭✭RobFowl




    PS whatever you think about LA his urine and blood samples are most definitely his own. I personally have worked with and know anti-doping inspectors who have observed and taken multiple samples.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,238 ✭✭✭Junior


    I like cake, that is all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,385 ✭✭✭murph226


    dislike!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,361 ✭✭✭mgmt


    RobFowl wrote: »

    PS whatever you think about LA his urine and blood samples are most definitely his own. I personally have worked with and know anti-doping inspectors who have observed and taken multiple samples.

    Are you sure? I believe one of the old ways to get around a doping test was to have uirine in a bag when going to do your test. Sean Kelly allegedly took in the wrong urine bag when he failed a test.

    http://www.tribune.ie/archive/article/2000/jan/09/sean-kellys-positive-tests/

    But you're probably right, he just had his own blood on board;)
    An instant messenger chat between two prominent cyclists challenges Floyd Landis's assertion that he's unfamiliar with doping techniques
    Last Updated Thurs., Jan. 3, 2006
    An instant message between Frankie Andreu (FDREU) and Jonathan Vaughters (Cyclevaughters) the morning of July 26, 2005.

    Cyclevaughters: frankie - hey - thanks for talking the other day

    FDREU: no problem, where are you

    Cyclevaughters: back in CO

    FDREU: nice, I just got home, isnt' it like 5AM

    Cyclevaughters: sometimes i think i'm going to go nuts

    Cyclevaughters: yeah

    Cyclevaughters: it's 5am

    FDREU: I agree, I came home and the air conditioning is broken

    Cyclevaughters: ouch

    FDREU: did your kid grow twice it's size in the two weeks you were gone

    Cyclevaughters: yeah, his feet look bigger for some eason

    FDREU: funny

    Cyclevaughters: anyhow, i never can quite figure out why i don't just play along with the lance crowd - i mean **** it would make my life easier, eh? it's not like i never played with hotsauce, eh?

    FDREU: I know, but in the end i don't think it comes back to bite you

    FDREU: I play along, my wife does not, and Lance hates us both

    FDREU: it's a no win situation, you know how he is. Once you leave the team or do soemthing wrong you forever banned

    Cyclevaughters: i suppose - you know he tried to hire me back in 2001... he was nice to me... i just couldn't deal with that whole world

    FDREU: I did not know that

    FDREU: look at why everyone leaves, it's way to controlling

    Cyclevaughters: once I went to CA and saw that now all the teams got 25 injections every day

    Cyclevaughters: hell, CA was ZERO

    FDREU: you mean all the riders

    Cyclevaughters: Credit Agricole

    FDREU: it's crazy

    Cyclevaughters: So, I realized lance was full of **** when he'd say everyone was doing it

    FDREU: You may read stuff that i say to radio or press, praising the Tour and lance but it's just playing the game

    Cyclevaughters: believe me, as carzy as it sounds - Moreau was on nothing. Hct of 39%

    FDREU: when in 2000-2001

    Cyclevaughters: so, that's when you start thinking... hell, kevin was telling me that after 2000 Ullrich never raced over 42%--- yeah moreau in 2000-2001

    Cyclevaughters: anyhow - whtever

    FDREU: After 1999, you know many things changed. lance did not

    FDREU: I believe that's part of whey kevin left, he was tired of the stuff

    Cyclevaughters: yeah, i could explain the whole way lance dupes everyone

    FDREU: what abut GH climbing the mountains better than azevedo and the entire group

    Cyclevaughters: from how floyd described it, i know exactly the methos

    FDREU: explain that, classics to climber

    FDREU: when did you talk with floyd

    Cyclevaughters: i don't know - i want to trust George

    Cyclevaughters: but the thing is on that team, you think it's normal

    Cyclevaughters: or at least i did

    FDREU: i guess. anything with blodd is not normal

    Cyclevaughters: yeah, it's very complex how the avoid all the controls now, but it's not any new drug or anything, just the resources and planning to pull of a well devised plan

    Cyclevaughters: it's why they all got dropped on stage 9 - no refill yet - then on the rest day - boom 800ml of packed cells

    FDREU: they have it mastered. good point

    Cyclevaughters: they draw the blood right after the dauphine

    FDREU: how do they sneak it in, or keep it until needed

    FDREU: i'm sure it's not with the truck in the frig

    Cyclevaughters: motorcycle - refridgerated panniers

    Cyclevaughters: on the rest day

    Cyclevaughters: floyd has a photo of the thing

    FDREU: crazy! it' just keep going to new levels

    Cyclevaughters: yeah, it's complicated, but with enough money you can do it

    FDREU: they have enough money. Floyd was so pissed at them this entire tour

    Cyclevaughters: anyhow - i just feel sorry for floyd and some of the other guys

    Cyclevaughters: why would lance keep doing the **** when he clearly has nothing to prove - it's weird

    FDREU: I know. me to. they all get ripped into for no reason

    FDREU: he's done now, thank god. but they will prove next year for Johan's sake that they are the greatest

    Cyclevaughters: and then lance says " this guy and that guys are pussies"

    FDREU: they won't stop

    FDREU: I agree

    http://www.cbc.ca/sports/indepth/landis/instantmessage.html





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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,833 ✭✭✭niceonetom


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 11,669 Mod ✭✭✭✭RobFowl


    mgmt wrote: »
    Are you sure? I believe one of the old ways to get around a doping test was to have uirine in a bag when going to do your test. Sean Kelly allegedly took in the wrong urine bag when he failed a test.


    Anti-Doping inspectors are well wise to this. During a test you have to expose yourself from above the nipple to below your knees and allow the inspector to view you in what ever way he/she deems necessary.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,361 ✭✭✭mgmt


    RobFowl wrote: »
    Anti-Doping inspectors are well wise to this. During a test you have to expose yourself from above the nipple to below your knees and allow the inspector to view you in what ever way he/she deems necessary.

    There is always new tricks to beat doping controls:
    1. Putting protease enzymes on your hands when taking the urine test to break down the epo.
    2. Micro-dosing in the middle of the night.
    3. Autologous blood doping.
      etc.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 11,669 Mod ✭✭✭✭RobFowl


    mgmt wrote: »
    There is always new tricks to beat doping controls:
    1. Putting protease enzymes on your hands when taking the urine test to break down the epo.
    2. Micro-dosing in the middle of the night.
    3. Autologous blood doping.
      etc.

    1 negated by asking athletes to wash theirs hands before giving a sample and wearing gloves.
    2 Microdosing is being actively investigated for new testing methods (hence the "plastisizer" reports)
    3 See 2 also the biological passport


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 405 ✭✭goldencleric


    Black bar tape yuk!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,361 ✭✭✭mgmt


    RobFowl wrote: »
    1 negated by asking athletes to wash theirs hands before giving a sample and wearing gloves.
    2 Microdosing is being actively investigated for new testing methods (hence the "plastisizer" reports)
    3 See 2 also the biological passport

    I was being polite when I said they put it in on their hands. They stick a grain of the stuff somewhere else.

    The biological passport is a target not a deterrent. The riders blood profiles now resemble a straight line under the allowable limits. Doping is still rife in professional cycling. Ask Bernard Kohl about doping controls.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,547 ✭✭✭funkyjebus


    thats not lance, he's on a specialized, not a trek;)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 11,669 Mod ✭✭✭✭RobFowl


    mgmt wrote: »
    I was being polite when I said they put it in on their hands. They stick a grain of the stuff somewhere else.

    The biological passport is a target not a deterrent. The riders blood profiles now resemble a straight line under the allowable limits. Doping is still rife in professional cycling. Ask Bernard Kohl about doping controls.

    There is a natural level of EPO which is obliterated by proteolase like substances. So a completely EPO free sample will raise suspicion and lead to targeted testing.
    Bernard Kohl lead to a re-examination of testing and lessons have been learned.
    I disagree with you re the biological passport not being a deterrent. It's a science in it's infancy but is already producing results.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,361 ✭✭✭mgmt


    RobFowl wrote: »
    There is a natural level of EPO which is obliterated by proteolase like substances. So a completely EPO free sample will raise suspicion and lead to targeted testing.
    Bernard Kohl lead to a re-examination of testing and lessons have been learned.
    I disagree with you re the biological passport not being a deterrent. It's a science in it's infancy but is already producing results.

    Yeah and 17% of top athletes don't have any EPO in their system.
    http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=newsarchive&sid=aDe3l5g45w6E&refer=news

    Yeah at least the passport is doing something. But dopers get off too easy with a 2 year ban.

    If your interested Joe Papps account is pretty interesting. He's the ex doper and drug dealer who testified against landis.

    http://www.scribd.com/doc/24951496/How-Cycling-Pro-s-Defeat-Anti-Doping-Control


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    funkyjebus wrote: »
    thats not lance, he's on a specialized, not a trek;)

    are treks good bikes?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 697 ✭✭✭biomed32


    in a realistic sense, when a sports person is winning they are nowadays automatically accused of taking drugs by other sports people and then the public when it filters down to them. watching that parody of lance armstrong is hilarious mainly due to its vulgar nature. they are not only tackling lance as a cyclist but as survivor of cancer and his foundation which as you know has done incredible work. as everyone here knows lances career has been dogged by accusations of drug taking but they have never been substanciated in anyway. people find it a great entertainment to accuse another of doing something they shouldnt, in this case doping, but ask yourself this. if you WERE innocent and someone accused you, how would you feel. how would you respond to being attacked as a sportsman and as the founding member of a cancer foundation.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,450 ✭✭✭Harrybelafonte


    I'd probably spit on them and call them b*stards. But Lance wouldn't do that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,238 ✭✭✭Junior


    biomed32 wrote: »
    in a realistic sense, when a sports person is winning they are nowadays automatically accused of taking drugs by other sports people and then the public when it filters down to them. watching that parody of lance armstrong is hilarious mainly due to its vulgar nature. they are not only tackling lance as a cyclist but as survivor of cancer and his foundation which as you know has done incredible work. as everyone here knows lances career has been dogged by accusations of drug taking but they have never been substanciated in anyway. people find it a great entertainment to accuse another of doing something they shouldnt, in this case doping, but ask yourself this. if you WERE innocent and someone accused you, how would you feel. how would you respond to being attacked as a sportsman and as the founding member of a cancer foundation.

    what about the positive restests from the tour ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,573 ✭✭✭✭ednwireland




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,220 ✭✭✭✭Lumen


    biomed32 wrote: »
    in a realistic sense, when a sports person is winning they are nowadays automatically accused of taking drugs by other sports people and then the public when it filters down to them. watching that parody of lance armstrong is hilarious mainly due to its vulgar nature. they are not only tackling lance as a cyclist but as survivor of cancer and his foundation which as you know has done incredible work. as everyone here knows lances career has been dogged by accusations of drug taking but they have never been substanciated in anyway. people find it a great entertainment to accuse another of doing something they shouldnt, in this case doping, but ask yourself this. if you WERE innocent and someone accused you, how would you feel. how would you respond to being attacked as a sportsman and as the founding member of a cancer foundation.

    Being cured of cancer: good.
    Winning races: good.
    Raising money for charity: good.
    Winning the TdF clean seven consecutive times and in the process beating a bunch of proven dopers, every time: improbable.
    Actively enforcing and reinforcing the doping omerta: bad.
    Using charitable work as a shield against doping accusations: bad.

    Did I miss anything?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,604 ✭✭✭petethedrummer


    Junior wrote: »
    what about the positive restests from the tour ?
    pah, those were old samples you can't rely on them. wouldn't stand up in court.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,604 ✭✭✭petethedrummer




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 578 ✭✭✭stuf


    Junior wrote: »
    what about the positive restests from the tour ?

    you're just pro-cancer saying things like that


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 690 ✭✭✭poochiem


    stuf wrote: »
    you're just pro-cancer saying things like that

    haha brilliant. Still no mention of hitler? you guys are sllloooowwww.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,450 ✭✭✭Harrybelafonte


    Top 10 reasons to hate Lance Armstrong

    Personal favourite is number 6: He hangs out with Matthew McConaughey


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 11,394 Mod ✭✭✭✭Captain Havoc


    Top 10 reasons to hate Lance Armstrong

    Personal favourite is number 6: He hangs out with Matthew McConaughey

    bad link

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    Walking Tours of Kilkenny in English, French or German.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,220 ✭✭✭✭Lumen


    bad link

    Here


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,450 ✭✭✭Harrybelafonte


    Lumen wrote: »

    Thanks, sorry, I double pasted it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,460 ✭✭✭Slideshowbob


    Arequipa wrote: »
    Here is a video I saw on you tube- what u think?


    Check out this video on YouTube:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DQRRCWqVJY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

    I like cheese. Livestrong wrist band prototypes were originally made from cheese. Whey was a by product


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 682 ✭✭✭Signal_ rabbit


    I'm sure someone mentioned cake?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 682 ✭✭✭Signal_ rabbit


    Oops!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,454 ✭✭✭mloc123


    another thread? really... lance bashing >>


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,763 ✭✭✭✭Inquitus


    Oops!

    One can clearly see a cheatstrong on his arm in that pic!


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