Liverpool FC

Homer

A few funnies on Liverpools recent spell of bad form and financial takeover etc

I bought the wife a new pair of liverpool FC knickers from the club shop.

A sound investment, two yanks and they are down

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Can't wait for next years Merseyside derby..

Liverpool v Tranmere Rovers.

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A new message has been placed below the statue of John Lennon at Liverpool Airport. The old inscription reads: 'Above Us Only Sky' Has been replaced by 'Below Us Only West Ham'

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and here's two that I sent around before the derby!

Just watching the news footage of those poor people getting rescued.
Great to see the smiles back on their grubby little faces and faint
glimmers of hope in their otherwise poverished and mundane lives.

I still hope Everton beat them on Sunday though...

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I've two tickets for a comedy show this afternoon if anybody is interested?

They're in the kop end!

1mcampo1

Just out taking a stroll down the park, and I saw two Liverpool season tickets nailed to a tree....

'Great' i said.... 'you can never have enough nails'

MonkieSocks

I bumped into a man crying uncontrollably outside a department store in Liverpool yesterday, and all he could go on about was how he hates this time of year, dressing up in a ridiculous red outfit and embarrassing himself in front of thousands of people.









I said, "Look, Mr.Gerrard, you chose to play for Liverpool."

patmac

What do you get the Premier League Table upside down?
Liverpoll in 2nd!

mahamageehad

It's been revealed today that liverpool will be the new sponsers of the NSPCC, because they couldn't beat anyone even if they tried.

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I tried drinking from a liverpool FC mug yesterday, but it was impossible.
It kept sliding down the table.

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At least liverpool can now concentrate on the Champions Lea... the Premier Leag... their families.

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What kind of ship doesn't go to liverpool?
The premiership

goose2005

It's Champions League football for Liverpool players tonight ... they're going to Gerrard's house to watch it on Sky Sports.

MonkieSocks

Take my word for it, Wayne Rooney in on his way to Liverpool.

I know because I heard Roy Hodgson saying," looks like Wayne’s coming"

I didn’t hear any more because it started pissing down and I had to run for cover.

MonkieSocks

flutered

why do the sea gulls fly upside down over anfield
its not worth schitting on.

Namabillion

Liverpool have made a bid for Rooney after he said he wanted to play in a different league next season.

flutered

the new owners of liverpool fc have announced the 1st ever multi international sponsorship deal, at a news conference this evening, they introduced multinationals to the cameras in the following order,
TOTAL the french oil co.
FCUK the clothing co.
UPS the parcel co.

flutered

liverpool fc have invited the chilean miners to visit anfield,
they need to find out, how to got out of a hole after two months.

Namabillion

I set my sky+ to record 'an idiot abroad' and got the first half of the liverpool game against napoli.

mahamageehad

MonkieSocks

Liverpool's new owners have decided to rename the club to give it a more American feel.



They will be called the HUBCAP STEELERS and Anfield will be renamed the SAN GIRO stadium.

Namabillion

Jackass 3D is to hit the cinemas soon.If I wanted to see a bunch of useless cûnts running into each other in 3D, I would just watch Liverpool on Sky.