If I was King for just one day...

FoxT · 16-10-2010 11:42pm #1

What would you do?

- double points for Latin in the Leaving Cert?
- Fire every civil servant in the country?
- Invite the pope for a visit ?
- give Mary Hearney one?
- Ask Michael Mc Dougall to come back?
- bring back the death penalty?
- Abolish disabled parking spaces?

Off ye go!

- FoxT

orourkeda · 16-10-2010 11:43pm

Kick Some Faces

Mint Sauce · 16-10-2010 11:44pm

FoxT wrote: »

What would you do?

- double points for Latin in the Leaving Cert?
- Fire every civil servant in the country?
- Invite the pope for a visit ?
- give Mary Hearney one?
- Ask Michael Mc Dougall to come back?
- bring back the death penalty?
- Abolish disabled parking spaces?

Off ye go!

- FoxT

Would you be trying to flipping bankrupt us further.

KeithM89_old · 16-10-2010 11:44pm

Ireland has a king???

minidazzler · 16-10-2010 11:44pm

If I was king for a day, I would throw a lavish party for my corination ceremony, get unbelieveably drunk and have sex with some of my servants.

Earthhorse · 16-10-2010 11:45pm

I wouldn't exist.

PeterIanStaker · 16-10-2010 11:45pm

I'd ask "McDougall" to come back. Then behead him.

Podge2k7 · 16-10-2010 11:47pm

No offense OP but your suggestions are kinda stupid

DOC09UNAM · 16-10-2010 11:49pm

If I was king for a day, I would invite the Pope over.

I would make a secret service for Ireland and have the pope killed.

orourkeda · 16-10-2010 11:50pm

I'd pay kelly brook to peg me then flip her over and see how she likes it.

starlit · 17-10-2010 12:56am

Unfortunately I could only be either a princess or a queen cause I am female. If I were a male and a king I would have not religion in this country and have a government running without a recession hanging over me! I would have education, employment, tourism and health as top priority in this country! I'd twick a few laws too! Everything else well...I'd leave it up to the country to decide and basically well the public run this country and take in their opinion which would count for a lot.

Ronin247 · 17-10-2010 1:11am

I would have a court called "The Common sense court" where cases like the scumbag sues garda would be automatically thrown out.All these prisoner sues for hurt feelings,soldier sues for hearing loss and all the other bullsh*t cases were thrown out in 20 minutes instead of a 10 day trial costing hundreds of thousands.

You stole a car and were on drugs,the garda gave you a hiding when they caught you, you're a dick.........next

You are a soldier,you use guns, Guns go BANG BANG quite loudly,get over it.......Next......

Mr FitzPatrick you are a twat , 20 years.....Next

Bertram, no one believes a word you f*cking say, You won the money on a horse my bollix,CAB take the lot and give the f*cker a cardboard box....Next

scientific1982 · 17-10-2010 1:13am

Compulsory LSD for anyone over 18.

cson · 17-10-2010 1:23am

Fuck off back to England prodface.

bonerm · 17-10-2010 1:24am

I'd move one square in every direction.

policarp · 17-10-2010 1:28am

I would sit on the throne and pass a motion...

ArmaniJeanss · 17-10-2010 3:13am

I would give it all away
I would give it all away to be with you
You know that love is all we need to get us through.

fonecrusher1 · 17-10-2010 3:27am

FoxT wrote: »

What would you do?

- double points for Latin in the Leaving Cert?
- Fire every civil servant in the country?
- Invite the pope for a visit ?
- give Mary Hearney one?
- Ask Michael Mc Dougall to come back?
- bring back the death penalty?
- Abolish disabled parking spaces?

Off ye go!

- FoxT

Your heading in the right direction. Maybe not fire them but paycut the sh!t out of them.;)

Can't get rid of them now, their untouchable because of our dopey government. Way way too many of them getting paid in excess of 500 euros per week for work that a trained monkey could do. Where does this form go? - over there in that tray. Tea break....:pac:

Pre emptive remark; yes i know its mostly bankers, financial controllers & utterly worthless politicians who are responsible for the sh!t we're in but the disproportionate amount of civil servants in this country is begging attention.

OutlawPete · 17-10-2010 3:54am

I'd cry and scream that I have claustrophobia and that I can't bear another second living my life trapped like that, for so many hours each and every day.

That is until someone came along and dealt us all as hands, when I could finally feel free again, even if only for just a few hours, till I was back in that hell hole I call, cardboard city.