Sad Signs

MJ23

When the box of jonnies in your locker are two months away from the use by date
When your older brothers have more hair than you
When you think night clubs are too loud

Biggins

minidazzler

When you pull out and the johnnie is broken!:eek:

orourkeda

MJ23 wrote: »

When the box of jonnies in your locker are two months away from the use by date
When your older brothers have more hair than you
When you think night clubs are too loud

Condoms. Meh.

Think of it as the shagging equivalent of a danger ****

Stained Class

When people in your own age group start becoming Grandparents.:eek:

Raze_them_all

When man united can't beat west brom after being 2-0 up

alwaysadub

When your nephew's love life is in a better state than your own

MJ23

Raze_them_all wrote: »

When man united can't beat west brom after being 2-0 up

Its a sad sign when you refer to some English football team as 'us' or 'we'.

steve french

MJ23 wrote: »

Its a sad sign when you refer to some English football team as 'us' or 'we'.

why did you quote him? he didn't use either of them.

Raze_them_all

MJ23 wrote: »

Its a sad sign when you refer to some English football team as 'us' or 'we'.

A sad sign in todays times when you automatically think of everybody an a forum on the internet as Irish, also i didn't use either term

curlzy

When you catch yourself thinking "kids these days"

Raze_them_all

curlzy wrote: »

When you catch yourself thinking "kids these days"

Yeah but to be fair kids these days are shocking, I'm 22 I see my 13 year old cousin posting **** on FB that her parents would murder her for

Son Of A Vidic

MJ23 wrote: »

Its a sad sign when you refer to some English football team as 'us' or 'we'.

It's a sad sign when you refer to another Boardsie's post and take issue with something that wasn't even in their post.

derfderf

:-( ??

starbelgrade

MJ23 wrote: »

Its a sad sign when you refer to some English football team as 'us' or 'we'.

When you try to undermine some people's love of sport & their support of a football team with a backward, idiotic & warped form of nationalist politics.

aDeener

starbelgrade wrote: »

When you try to undermine some people's love of sport & their support of a football team with a backward, idiotic & warped form of nationalist politics.

where on earth are you getting that from?

starbelgrade

aDeener wrote: »

where on earth are you getting that from?

From those people who say that Irish people shouldn't support English football teams. It's a fucking nonsense argument.

Saila

when you see roadkill but they dont have a sign set up to count them
"17 foxes, 4 kittens, 12 hedgehogs and 3 squirrels killed on this stretch of road in the last year" - shamefull

aDeener

starbelgrade wrote: »

From those people who say that Irish people shouldn't support English football teams. It's a fucking nonsense argument.

people are free to do what they like. tiz a bit sad, imo, to be referring to teams and places 100s of miles away as us and we though.

Donkey Oaty

starbelgrade wrote: »

From those people who say that Irish people shouldn't support English football teams. It's a fucking nonsense argument.

So you're in favour of genocide, then?

Donkey Oaty

aDeener wrote: »

people are free to do what they like. tiz a bit sad, imo, to be referring to teams and places 100s of miles away as us and we though.

It isn't sad.

You are sad.

df1985

when hangovers last longer and longer and longer...........

Fluffybums

MJ23 wrote: »

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When your older brothers have more hair than you
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Or if you're female and you are getting more facial hair than some men:mad:

Sofaspud

Donkey Oaty wrote: »

It isn't sad.

You are sad.

I refer you to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN1WN0YMWZU

alwaysadub

df1985 wrote: »

when hangovers last longer and longer and longer...........

Oh totally agree. The thoughts of going drinking two days in a row these days fills me with dread!:(



EDIT: Ah balls, what a waste of my 5000th post

Donkey Oaty

Sofaspud wrote: »

I refer you to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN1WN0YMWZU

The footie fans might be sad, but that sadness is of a less dense variety than the following comment:

tiz a bit sad, imo, to be referring to teams and places 100s of miles away as us and we though

Maybe it's very sad when there's an inclusion intended, but in the context of the original post there wasn't.

Attention reader: as non-footie fans, I'm sure we all agree on this one.

Mrmoe

minidazzler wrote: »

When you pull out and the johnnie is broken!:eek:

Even worse is when you pull out and the johnnie is still inside:eek:

minidazzler

Mrmoe wrote: »

Even worse is when you pull out and the johnnie is still inside:eek:

They make them in kids sizes now!

Nulty

Raze_them_all wrote: »

When man united

can't beat west brom after being 2-0 up

You muppet! You stupid f-ing muppet. :mad:

Thanks, thats 2 hours of my evening I have to re arrange.

Mod note: Poster banned for this comment.

west101

defo a sad sign when your stuck in front of a computer on a saturday night

Hogzy

When you stop and think how much money you have spent on a night out and think what better use it could have served.

SV

Nulty wrote: »

You muppet! You stupid f-ing muppet. :mad:

Thanks, thats 2 hours of my evening I have to re arrange.

jesus christ, would you get the fúck over it.

mikom

MJ23 wrote: »

Sad Signs
When the box of jonnies in your locker are two months away from the use by date
When your older brothers have more hair than you
When you think night clubs are too loud

Picking your own car keys at the swingers party.

aDeener

Donkey Oaty wrote: »

It isn't sad.

You are sad.

you are right, it isn't sad, it's pathetic.

I found it funny when i started talking about the denver broncos in the whole we and us bollocks for the craic in front of your typical premiership loving clown - he thought it was ridiculous that i was doing it. irony of it was lost on him.

McGarnagle92

curlzy wrote: »

When you catch yourself thinking "kids these days"

I'm only 18 and I'm already doing that

DerekDGoldfish

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web04/2009/6/3/15/buckfast-wine-17258-1244057745-17.jpg

ChopShop

minidazzler wrote: »

When you pull out and the johnnie is broken!:eek:

When you pull out and the johnnie doesn't.

Darksaga87

When you fart and its.... not dry =

When ya rather get an early night than play xbox =

When Katy Perry wont return my call =

My cat took a dump on my bed this morn = :mad:

Darksaga87

wernstrom! wrote: »

When you pull out and the johnnie doesn't.

Awww......aw........no........

galwayrush

I'm out of wine tonight, and because of some idiotic law, i can't buy some at this time on a sunday night.:mad:

galwayrush

wernstrom! wrote: »

When you pull out and the johnnie doesn't.

Small dick?.........:pac::pac::pac:

ChopShop

galwayrush wrote: »

Small dick?.........:pac::pac::pac:

W.Shakes-Beer

galwayrush wrote: »

Small dick?.........:pac::pac::pac:

NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK!....

kfallon

It's a sad sign when the X Factor seems to be on every fooking channel....like tonight!!!

ilovemybrick

galwayrush wrote: »

I'm out of wine tonight, and because of some idiotic law, i can't buy some at this time on a sunday night.:mad:

eh? You can until 10.

adamshred

ilovemybrick wrote: »

eh? You can until 10.

Could be talking about the drink driving law :D

Johro

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cactuspaw

when your older then a lot of the mature students in your class.
when you start to find things of interest in the irelands own
when you actualy miss live at 3.

bytey

Mrmoe wrote: »

Even worse is when you pull out and the johnnie is still inside:eek:

even worse is finding a torn one stuck on your lad ,
when you didnt wear one in the first place