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Who is your Daddy and what does he do?

  • 16-10-2010 12:05pm
    #1
    danh789
    Closed Accounts Posts: 414 ✭✭


    Lets all play a wonderful game called "Who is my Daddy and what does he do"

    My Daddy is a gynaecologist and he looks at vaginas all day.



    Who is your Daddy and what does he do?


Comments

  • #2
    JohnathanM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 410 ✭✭JohnathanM


    Chuck Norris. He does whatever he wants, because he's Chuck Norris.


  • #3
    Superbus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    This isn't a game.

    It's a discussion.

    Possibly.


  • #4
    Wolfe Tone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzukGfdgPCM


  • #5
    mstan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 286 ✭✭mstan


    My Daddy is a Pimp

    Edit: Ok I lied, he's really a Banker, I was just too embarressed to admit it.


  • #6
    Absurdum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,445 ✭✭✭Absurdum


    my daddy is teh taoiseach LOL


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  • #7
    Riamfada
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    my daddys dead and this thread has ruined my saturday afternoon. Bastards!


  • #8
    Guill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    My Dad is a ninja and he'll kick the sheet out of your Da!


  • #9
    cynder
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,128 ✭✭✭cynder


    Grimes wrote: »
    my daddys dead and this thread has ruined my saturday afternoon. Bastards!


    My dad died last year, but his ashes are getting up peoples' nose's in loop head.


  • #10
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    He's probably big. Is he a wrestler?


  • #11
    jennytightlips
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 121 ✭✭jennytightlips


    I AM THE DADDY :pac::)


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  • #12
    Stained Class
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭Stained Class


    Dr Frankenstein.

    Throw the switch Igor!!!!!!!:D


  • #13
    tricky D
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,700 ✭✭✭tricky D


    My daddy is 'not the momma'

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5oT1wqTEOw


  • #14
    mstan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 286 ✭✭mstan


    Grimes wrote: »
    my daddys dead and this thread has ruined my saturday afternoon. Bastards!

    Was it a tumour?

    Everybody dies you know. My Mom hopes my Dad dies real soon.


  • #15
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,202 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Grimes wrote: »
    my daddys dead and this thread has ruined my saturday afternoon. Bastards!

    Mine too. :mad:

    Anyone who starts a "Who is your mummy and what does she do" thread gets a punch in the temple from me.

    P.S. Maybe Stoke can rescue the afternoon...


  • #16
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Pherekydes wrote: »
    Mine too. :mad:

    Anyone who starts a "Who is your mummy and what does she do" thread gets a punch in the temple from me.

    P.S. Maybe Stoke can rescue the afternoon...

    Stoke? My granny was knocked down and killed by a car in Stoke...thanks for ruining my weekend.:mad:


  • #17
    Hail 2 Da Thief
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,615 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Thief


    My dad is bigger than your dad!


  • #18
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    danh789 wrote: »
    Who is your Daddy and what does he do?
    Biggins Senior is my da - and he does my ma!


  • #19
    Grimreaper666
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭Grimreaper666


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Stoke? My granny was knocked down and killed by a car in Stoke...thanks for ruining my weekend.:mad:

    My Granny........ thanks for ruining my weekend..........:mad:


  • #20
    Pauleta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,778 ✭✭✭Pauleta


    My da is Hulk Hogan


  • #21
    Gi joe!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 271 ✭✭Gi joe!


    My mom says that my dad is a real sex machine..........


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  • #22
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    I love him but I wish he'd stop stealing my football socks to administer violent street justice in borstal bathrooms.


  • #23
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Daddy Does Dallas


  • #24
    Pinturicchio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,950 ✭✭✭Pinturicchio


    I don't know.


  • #25
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,202 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    TheZohan wrote: »
    My granny was knocked down...

    My son was knocked down. Thanks for ruining what's left of my w/e. :(


  • #26
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,202 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Pherekydes wrote: »
    My son was knocked down.

    I was knocked down. Thanks for rui...:o


  • #27
    Tom Slick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 393 ✭✭Tom Slick


    He rode a tank in the general's rank, while the Blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.


  • #28
    Grimreaper666
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭Grimreaper666


    Pherekydes wrote: »
    I was knocked down. Thanks for rui...:o

    It must run in the family...........would ye ever look where ye'r going FFS!!


  • #29
    bareback mountain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32 ✭bareback mountain


    Mine owns a stud farm. I like it.


  • #30
    gcgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,044 ✭✭✭gcgirl


    my daddy is my Pimp


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  • #31
    RolandIRL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭RolandIRL


    i'm my own father. yup went back in time and all that :eek:


  • #32
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    I pick chips.


  • #33
    wardy2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 365 ✭✭wardy2


    my dad is your dad............


  • #34
    Taco Corp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,718 ✭✭✭Taco Corp


    Guill wrote: »
    My Dad is a ninja and he'll kick the sheet out of your Da!

    My dad is gay, he'll shag your dad..... and your dad will like it.


  • #35
    questionmark?
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,078 ✭✭✭questionmark?


    My daddys chuck norris and he kicks ass,




    what a second.........



    JohnathanM wrote: »
    Chuck Norris. He does whatever he wants, because he's Chuck Norris.


    :eek: Theres always being a rumour he had another kid are you my long lost half brother?


  • #36
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    I'm from the mountains - my daddy is my grandfather/brother.


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  • #37
    Swampy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,104 ✭✭✭Swampy


    whiteman19 wrote: »
    i'm my own father. yup went back in time and all that :eek:

    and rode your mother?


  • #38
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    My daddy is Darth Vadar


  • #39
    Pookah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 544 ✭✭✭Pookah


    Cuddly Joe, they called my Dad.


  • #40
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,202 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Grimreaper666 wrote: »
    It must run in the family...........would ye ever look where ye'r going FFS!!
    1. Look for a safe place
    2. Don't hurry, stop and wait
    3. **** it, there's a bunch of gurriers chasing me! Gotta fly...
    4. Aaaaarrrggh.


  • #41
    senordingdong
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,673 ✭✭✭✭senordingdong


    My Dad is God.

    That's right, I'm a Jesus.


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  • #42
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    YORE MA!



    hides


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