Passports n' spys

OldGoat

So now that Irish passports are poplular with spys what can we do about it? First it was Mossad and now it's the Russians. What happens now? Do we just bend over.

I wonder if there is a way of sueing them for defermation of character. OK, OK, I know that you'd first have to prove that we have a character that can be defamed but bear with me here for a moment. We take the Israelies and the Russians to court and look for recompense of €35 billion for the damage they have caused to each and every ligitimate Irish passport holder. National debt sorted. Happy days.


Is it possible for a nation to sue another nation?

Mark200

That's just not possible.

flyton5

That's a pretty funny idea...I like it. I can however see one slight problem.

Brian Cowen


vs


Vladamir Putin

cson

We don't we just cut out the black market and start selling them on Government website?

buynow.passport.gov.ie

thebigbiffo

^^ in soviet russia - passport buys YOU

sorry

FunkZ

"Why make a trillion when we could make... billions? " - Dr Evil. Cowens inspiration, we'd be fcuked.

Professey Chin

thebigbiffo wrote: »

^^ in soviet russia - passport buys YOU

sorry

He did....he made me do unspeakable things

flyton5

We don't want to devalue our own passport...so I suggest we start making and selling passports from other countries...


"So that's two Faroe Islands passports...."

Fratton Fred

OldGoat wrote: »

So now that Irish passports are poplular with spys what can we do about it? First it was Hamas and now it's the Russians. Whart happens now? Do we just bend over.

I wonder if there is a way of sueing them for defermation of character. OK, OK, I know that you'd first have to prove that we have a character that can be defamed but bear with me here for a moment. We take the Israelies and the Russians to court and look for recompense of €35 billion for the damage they have caused to each and every ligitimate Irish passport holder. National debt sorted. Happy days.


Is it possible for a nation to sue another nation?

Unfortunately the countries in question have two of the most powerful militaries in the world. Both of them would tell Ireland to "PFO" and there isn't a hell of a lot we could do about it.

flyton5

Fratton Fred wrote: »

Unfortunately the countries in question have two of the most powerful militaries in the world. Both of them would tell Ireland to "PFO" and there isn't a hell of a lot we could do about it.

We could supply weapons to the Palestinians and Checheyns?

OldGoat

My kids have 3 passports each.
Kachinggggggggggggg

orourkeda

Albert Reynolds use to sell passports so are we really surprised?

fergalr

OldGoat wrote: »

So now that Irish passports are poplular with spys what can we do about it? First it was Hamas and now it's the Russians. Whart happens now? Do we just bend over.

When you said Hamas, did you perhaps mean Mossad?

OldGoat

fergalr wrote: »

When you said Hamas, did you perhaps mean Mossad?

Editorial blunder on my part. Fixed now, and thanks.

cherryghost

Brian Cowen vs The World.

pew pew pew!

Sheeps

Want to sell: Passport for identity theft for the usage of international espionage.

Killer Pigeon

OldGoat wrote: »

So now that Irish passports are poplular with spys what can we do about it? First it was Mossad and now it's the Russians. What happens now? Do we just bend over.

I wonder if there is a way of sueing them for defermation of character. OK, OK, I know that you'd first have to prove that we have a character that can be defamed but bear with me here for a moment. We take the Israelies and the Russians to court and look for recompense of €35 billion for the damage they have caused to each and every ligitimate Irish passport holder. National debt sorted. Happy days.


Is it possible for a nation to sue another nation?

It's national debt more like ~€80 billion.

OldGoat

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

It's national debt more like ~€80 billion.

Not a problem. We'll sue them for €40 gazzilion...each. That should cover it and leave a little over for a bit of a hooley.