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"No, I'm actually an atheist" thread predictions

Scanlas The 2nd · 2010-10-11 21:57:18

I predict the thread will fall off the first page sometime on Thursday.

11-10-2010 9:57pm

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I predict the thread will fall off the first page sometime on Thursday.

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#2 11-10-2010 9:58pm

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I don't believe in atheists.

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#3 11-10-2010 10:00pm

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I believe in Jakkass.

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#4 11-10-2010 10:02pm

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TheZohan wrote: »

I believe in Jakkass.

He said Jakkass! Stone him!

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#5 11-10-2010 10:02pm

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TheZohan wrote: »

I believe in Jakkass.

It seems he has the best stamina for long distance threads.

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#6 11-10-2010 10:02pm

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4-3 after extra time.. & someone stretchered off with a dislocated ego

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#7 11-10-2010 10:03pm

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I predict this thread won't last as long as the atheist one.

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#8 11-10-2010 10:04pm

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Will get moved and/or locked after an all out flamewar erupts

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#9 11-10-2010 10:04pm

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It could be the new You Laugh You Lose.

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#10 11-10-2010 10:04pm

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Atheists are gay.

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#11 11-10-2010 10:05pm

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I bet it's closed before Jesus comes back.

....that's because Jesus isn't coming back.

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#12 11-10-2010 10:06pm

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Godwin's law methinks

Godwin's law (also known as Godwin's Rule of Nazi Analogies or Godwin's Law of Nazi Analogies)[1][2] is a humorous observation made by Mike Godwin in 1989 which has become an Internet adage. It states: "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1."[3][2] In other words, Godwin put forth the sarcastic observation that, given enough time, all discussions—regardless of topic or scope—inevitably end up being about Hitler and the Nazis.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law

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#13 11-10-2010 10:06pm

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Hitler etc.

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#14 11-10-2010 10:07pm

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starbelgrade wrote: »

Atheists are gay.

If by "gay" you mean "happy" or "pleasant", you're quite correct. :rolleyes:

"Thread" is the wrong word for that thing: it's more like a knotty rope of rusty barbed wire. I can feel my jaw locking up with tetanus after a few seconds in there.

You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.
―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray

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#15 11-10-2010 10:08pm

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Sc@recrow wrote: »

Godwin's law methinks

Godwin's law (also known as Godwin's Rule of Nazi Analogies or Godwin's Law of Nazi Analogies)[1][2] is a humorous observation made by Mike Godwin in 1989 which has become an Internet adage. It states: "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1."[3][2] In other words, Godwin put forth the sarcastic observation that, given enough time, all discussions—regardless of topic or scope—inevitably end up being about Hitler and the Nazis.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law

That's exactly what Hitler would say, ya Nazi.

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#16 11-10-2010 10:09pm

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Sc@recrow wrote: »

Godwin's law methinks

Already happened twice since I came across the thread. AFAIK, it wasn't from the atheist side either time.

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#17 11-10-2010 10:09pm

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I believe in the GMods.

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#18 11-10-2010 10:10pm

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TheZohan wrote: »

Hitler etc.

Nazi!

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#19 11-10-2010 10:11pm

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I predict no-one will be converted to or from atheisism.

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#20 11-10-2010 10:11pm

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I predict the thread will in fact not be killed with fire, as hoped.

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#21 11-10-2010 10:11pm

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Cheddar cheese.

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#22 11-10-2010 10:12pm

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It willl remain and be turned into the AH religous superthread where good battles evil.

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#23 11-10-2010 10:13pm

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What does an Athiest spread on his toast?

I can't believe it's not butter.

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#24 11-10-2010 10:13pm

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bnt wrote: »

If by "gay" you mean "happy" or "pleasant", you're quite correct. :rolleyes:

No. I meant that atheists are gay in that they like to have bum sex.

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#25 11-10-2010 10:14pm

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starbelgrade wrote: »

No. I meant that atheists are gay in that they like to have bum sex.

2 reasons why atheists don't go to heaven so.

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#26 11-10-2010 10:15pm

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bnt wrote: »

If by "gay" you mean "happy" or "pleasant", you're quite correct. :rolleyes:

"Thread" is the wrong word for that thing: it's more like a knotty rope of rusty barbed wire. I can feel my jaw locking up with tetanus after a few seconds in there.

I hope he bought you dinner first.

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#27 11-10-2010 10:16pm

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No god no all seeing all knowing deity just us boys and girls make the most of it while it lasts.

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#28 11-10-2010 10:17pm

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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

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#29 11-10-2010 10:17pm

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starbelgrade wrote: »

No. I meant that atheists are gay in that they like to have bum sex.

Bugger that.

/gives up bum sex. Wife agrees to only have good sex from now on. Happy we're going to Heaven. Oh wait...

I hope that didn't strike a bum note...

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#30 11-10-2010 10:19pm

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and another to videotape it so fundamentalists won’t claim that god did it.

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#31 11-10-2010 10:19pm

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Right, i've read the 'no, i'm an atheist thread' and decided to become a Jedi.

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#32 11-10-2010 10:20pm

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starbelgrade wrote: »

No. I meant that atheists are gay in that they like to have bum sex.

Hmm... "nature vs. nurture"?

You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.
―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray

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#33 11-10-2010 10:25pm

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In 10 minutes there will be an "No, I'm actually an atheist" thread predictions" thread predictions" thread predictions" thread.

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#34 11-10-2010 10:25pm

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IBTL

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#35 11-10-2010 11:01pm

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flyton5 wrote: »

IBTL

I Believe The Lord?

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starbelgrade wrote: »

I Believe The Lord?

No you don't.

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#37 11-10-2010 11:08pm

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I bet the thread will end when the OP realizes that he's been dead all along and all the other posters are actually ghosts too.

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#38 11-10-2010 11:11pm

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I'm an athiest.

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#39 11-10-2010 11:12pm

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WindSock wrote: »

I'm an athiest.

Athiest's anagram name is HE'S A TIT

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squod wrote: »

Athiest's anagram name is HE'S A TIT

'Eat shit' is another anagram.

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#41 11-10-2010 11:17pm

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starbelgrade wrote: »

'Eat shit' is another anagram.

Someone should start a thread.

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#42 11-10-2010 11:21pm

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lol, just kiddin folks. I amn't really !!!

Just seeing how my statement would be taken in here. So glad I amn't now. phew.

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#43 11-10-2010 11:25pm

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WindSock wrote: »

lol, just kiddin folks. I amn't really !!!

Just seeing how my statement would be taken in here. So glad I amn't now. phew.

Typical woman. Can never make up her mind.

Tut.

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#44 11-10-2010 11:26pm

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squod wrote: »

Athiest's anagram name is HE'S A TIT

There's too many s's atheist's for that one.

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starbelgrade wrote: »

Typical woman. Can never make up her mind.

Tut.

Just like God, eh?

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#46 11-10-2010 11:28pm

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Please don't go to 50 pages.. please don't go to 50 pages....

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