SEX! (In large red letters)

Sofiztikated

Now that I have your attention, let me digress.

I'm in work. I'm here til 11.15. I work in a hotel.
It's dead quiet, I have no check in's remaining, and the phones are quiet. Very little staff on because its quiet tonight.
It's my birthday. I'm 27 today.

What can I do to amuse myself?

(Fapping not an option, I've already had 3 since 3 o'clock, and I've run out of "steam".)

Mr Benevolent

Happy birthday.

Now get back to work.

Edit: Knock on the doors of female guests and ask if they need a plumbing.

scientific1982

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Now that I have your attention, let me digress.

I'm in work. I'm here til 11.15. I work in a hotel.
It's dead quiet, I have no check in's remaining, and the phones are quiet. Very little staff on because its quiet tonight.
It's my birthday. I'm 27 today.

What can I do to amuse myself?

(Fapping not an option, I've already had 3 since 3 o'clock, and I've run out of "steam".)

Are you male or female.

Conor108

1.Go to dining area.

2. Play this over speakers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA9maAERDAs

3. Re-enact the parade scene in Ferris Bueller to shocked and amused guests.

bareback mountain

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Now that I have your attention, let me digress.

I'm in work. I'm here til 11.15. I work in a hotel.
It's dead quiet, I have no check in's remaining, and the phones are quiet. Very little staff on because its quiet tonight.
It's my birthday. I'm 27 today.

What can I do to amuse myself?

(Fapping not an option, I've already had 3 since 3 o'clock, and I've run out of "steam".)

Happy Birthday. Go ring random rooms and ask them if they are having sex. In big red letters.

Mr Benevolent

scientific1982 wrote: »

Are you male or female.

Females don't fap.

alwaysadub

Any lonely sales reps about that you could chat up and take advantage of?

buzsywuzsy

set off the fire alarm and see what happens......

D'Agger

Confab wrote: »

Females don't fap.

Yeah they squelch, everybody knows that

Oranage2

Get a bottle of Jack Daniels -

Kimono-Girl

let me get this straight,

you work in a hotel,
you are bored,
it's your birthday,
and you are not having SEX! (In large red letters)

gosh things have change since i last worked in a hotel...:eek:

barbarians

buzsywuzsy wrote: »

set off the fire alarm and see what happens......

Actually sounds like a class idea!:)

andrew cross

Confab wrote: »

Females don't fap.

sorry whats a fap (happy birthday)

DementoR

Bend over,put your head between your legs and kiss your own arse.....or dont,you know,its upto you!:pac:

fonecrusher1

ZHGSXEPXRYGQ


Sex in large red letters^

Ghost Train

I want SEX!

FlutterinBantam

call the Duty manager and tell him/her you have a problem.

When he or she comes to the desk, tell them to stand back, then without warning, bury your shoe in the seam of his nutpurse/crack of her klopper.


That should liven things up for an hour or two at least.

scientific1982

(Fapping not an option, I've already had 3 since 3 o'clock, and I've run out of "steam".)

Dont be so defeatist, you're only a young pup.

Sofiztikated

And being a Monday, most of the guests are the "older" age bracket, barring the business ones.

I'm currently amusing myself by moving a couples drinks while they wander around. They come back to the table they were at, and find the drinks at another table. They sit for a while, and go for another wander. So I move the drinks back to the original location. Is that the warm fuzzy glow of Alzhiemers I hear?

Sofiztikated

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

call the Duty manager and tell him/her you have a problem.

When he or she comes to the desk, tell them to stand back, then without warning, bury your shoe in the seam of his nutpurse/crack of her klopper.


That should liven things up for an hour or two at least.

Hmmm. Though, I would like to return to work tomorrow though, and this course of action, while entertaining, would reduce the chances of this happening.

reverenddave

andrew cross wrote: »

sorry whats a fap

A **** !!!

squod

Get yourself an up to date solution for your boredom. NSFW