Have you got a face

beefjerky

have you got a face? because i have...

i'm pretty ur if you dont have a face, then you will b unable to see this post...

unless of course you have one of those eyes that is about the same size as a face...

but then again if you had an eye that is the same size as a face, it would more than likely be part of a giant face which divided by zero would obviously mean nothing and stuff would break.

if it were a regular sized eye, then you would more than likely be involved with a face of some sort, in which case, you do have a face or indeed a lend of a face

At the end of the day, it might not be your face and you are just taking a lend...

If you do not own your face that's grand.

But if the face you are borrowing is trying to use itself, you should probably just let it go,

Jakob

Just let it all out

St._Andalou

Place the bottle of vodka where we can see it and slowly back away.

'Tis a bit early to be so trashed.

OutlawPete

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MKXsFMhTAw

ascanbe

I've got a Face figurine; was a big A-Team fan as a kid.

Sharpshooter

beefjerky wrote: »

have you got a face? because i have...

Me too.

i'm pretty ur if you dont have a face, then you will b unable to see this post...

I saw it.

unless of course you have one of those eyes that is about the same size as a face...

Straight up?
/No

but then again if you had an eye that is the same size as a face, it would more than likely be part of a giant face which divided by zero would obviously mean nothing and stuff would break.

I hate it when stuff breaks.

if it were a regular sized eye, then you would more than likely be involved with a face of some sort, in which case, you do have a face or indeed a lend of a face

I agree.

beefjerky wrote: »

At the end of the day, it might not be your face and you are just taking a lend...

If you do not own your face that's grand.

But if the face you are borrowing is trying to use itself, you should probably just let it go,

Let's face it, this one is for the Nest.

There are no jerks in here to give you beef OP, you should feel right at home.

/ drives away in the A-Team van....

barleybooley

I think I do, I've never actually come face to face with it but it's there in the mirror and in photos? Now I'm doubting myself and there's no one here to ask

ascanbe

barleybooley wrote: »

I think I do, I've never actually come face to face with it but it's there in the mirror and in photos? Now I'm doubting myself and there's no one here to ask

Let me reassure you; you always had a face and you still do got a face.

beefjerky

ascanbe wrote: »

Let me reassure you; you always had a face and you still do got a face.

bb might still have a face, but maybe didn't always have a face, i'm sure at one stage i didn't have a face, but then it turned up again, just after i saw it...

The sly b@stard

barleybooley

When I was a *shudder* embryo did I have a face? I don't recall seeing one but that's not to say it didn't exist...
Speaking of faces, I don't want to face work tomorrow, face or no face.

Solitaire

Just go into work backwards then, you'll be fine

Sharpshooter

That made my morning. \0/

Sarky

I like to eat a fry-up where the sausages and eggs and such are arranged like a face. I make tiny high pitched "don't eat me! I have a wife and kids!" noises as I cut into them.

Deki

do you use catsup for blood splatters?

Matt Holck

My Face

My face isn't mine
I can only see you
and the edges that line
where my eyes peep through

I can make my face smile
I can laugh I can frown
I can share how I fell
with the people around

but I look in a mirror
to see my reflection
the image is clear
but beyond recognition

of how my face felt
just moments ago
how you see me
I'll never know

Sarky

Poetry is gay.

Fago!

So is George Michael, Judaism and apples!

Sarky

And when was the last time you saw George Michael eating an apple at the synagogue?

EXACTLY.

Fago!

Singanog? sinogeg? sinful egg? EGGNOG!!!!!

I LOOOOOVE CHRISTMAS AND ALCOHOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lust4Life

Sarky wrote: »

I like to eat a fry-up where the sausages and eggs and such are arranged like a face. I make tiny high pitched "don't eat me! I have a wife and kids!" noises as I cut into them.

Awesome!I must have you for breakfast some day!
(With some fava beans and a nice chianti)

randylonghorn

OP, you obviously need to jerky the beef some more ...






/pokes Lusteh in passing