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Simple Jokes!

  • 08-10-2010 2:27pm
    #1
    GillyBo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22 ✭


    What do you call an Italian man with a rubber toe.........ROBERTO!

    What do you call cheese that doesnt belong to you.........NACHO CHEESE!



    (sorry i know they are terrible but im easily amused!) :P


Comments

  • #2
    Dark_by_Dezign
    Closed Accounts Posts: 111 ✭✭Dark_by_Dezign


    haha love the cheese one :D


  • #3
    JohnCleary
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,209 ✭✭✭✭JohnCleary


    What do ya call an iPod that only plays country music?

    A Diddily-i-Pod


  • #4
    fred funk }{
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,827 ✭✭✭fred funk }{


    How do you hide a monkey in the jungle? Paint his balls reds and hide him in a cherry tree.

    What's the loudest thing in the jungle? A giraffe eating cherries.


  • #5
    GillyBo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22 ✭GillyBo


    Loving the Jungle one!! :P


    ~ Whats E.T. short fot??
    ....
    ....
    ....
    ...
    ...
    ....

    ~ Cause he's got small legs!!! :D


  • #6
    minister poxbottle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 439 ✭✭minister poxbottle


    What do you call a boomerang that doesen't come back























































































































































    A stick


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  • #7
    invaderjim
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 82 ✭✭invaderjim


    Why are there no pain killers in the jungle?
    Because the parrots eat em all....


  • #8
    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? A woolly jumper


  • #9
    invaderjim
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 82 ✭✭invaderjim


    Did you hear about the magic tractor? It drove down the road and turned into a field

    (an oldie but a goodie!)


  • #10
    jassmine12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17 ✭jassmine12


    Roberto was nice one.


  • #11
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Why are pirates called pirates?
    They just aaaarghhh!


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  • #12
    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,743 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    Why does snoop dog carry a brolly?



    Fo'drizzle


  • #13
    JohnCleary
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,209 ✭✭✭✭JohnCleary


    How do you wake Lady GaGa in the morning?














































    Kick her in the balls


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