Favorite "The thick of it" insults..

wobbles-grogan

Mine has to be:

I'm going to tear your skin off & take it to your sisters wedding, where I'll rub your empty sack up the inside of your mothers leg whilst singing Bohemian Rhapsody.

Just brilliant.

Any others?

Ellian

It's actually from In The Loop but "shut it, Love Actually!!" always cracks me up.

Aglomerado

"massive ghey shíte...FCUK OFF!" always has me in tears!

kiad

You take this piss out of Jolson again and I will remove your iPod from its tiny nano-sheath and push it up your cock. And then I'll plug some speakers up your arse and put it onto shuffle with my fucking fist. And every time I hear something that I don't like, which will be every time that something comes on, I will skip to the next track by crushing your balls

Jamie McDonald > Malcolm Tucker

Jazzy

"you couldnt organise a bum rape in a barracks"

malcolmplex

"He's as useless as a marzipan dildo"

"she's madder than Tom Cruise's favourite brush"

Beekay

There are so many

"Yes, wise words from the distinguished elderly gay ****ing tennis coach here. "

"****'s sake! Jesus Christ! We'll never get another ****ing adjective... 'til I get to ****ing smug and glum... we're ****ing retarded! Jesus Christ! Do you not think it would have been germane to check who you're talking to... It's a ****ing newspaper office, it's not a ****ing sanatorium for the ****ing deaf, is it? Are you so dense? Am I gonna have to run around slapping badges on people with a big tick on it, with a big cross on others so you know when to shut your gob and when to open it? Jesus Christ... Oh but that would probably confuse you as well, won't it, that'd be too confusing, you'd see the cross and go "oh, X marks the spot, better tell this little person all about the Prime Minister's ****ing catastrophic erectile dysfunction". Oh but, not to worry. Not to worry, you've sent ****ing Ollie over there to deal with it... ****ing Ollie! He's a ****ing knitted scarf... ****ing balaclava! "

Skid

"I think we should use the carrot and stick approach, yeah. You take a carrot, you stick it up his f*cking arse, followed by the stick"

chordtype

From the very first episode where he's telling Angela why she shouldn't print the story.

"Oh, wait a minute! I know why she shouldn't! Because , you know, if she did that, she'd be dead. To me, to this department, to the government. And she'll never get another story, or even ****ing whiff of a story as long as she kept her sorry hack bitch face lingering around Westminster, because I would call every editor I know, which, obviously, that's all of them and I'd tell them to gauge her name out of their adress books so she'd never even get a job on a hospital radio where the sad sack belongs."

ronnie3585

Leaky minge box.

RayM

"Come the f--- in or f--- the f--- off."

Tucker's Law: "If some c--- can f--- something up, that c--- will pick the worst possible time to f---ing f--- it up cause that c---'s a c---."

Perfection, really.

SVG

Ellian wrote: »

It's actually from In The Loop but "shut it, Love Actually!!" always cracks me up.

That one is just perfect.

I also love

Terri- Excuse me, for the record, I have done nothing!
Glenn- Yes, that will be your epitaph, Terri.

and (from In The Loop)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9arSotadmY

Fromvert

Beekay wrote: »

There are so many

"Yes, wise words from the distinguished elderly gay ****ing tennis coach here. "

"****'s sake! Jesus Christ! We'll never get another ****ing adjective... 'til I get to ****ing smug and glum... we're ****ing retarded! Jesus Christ! Do you not think it would have been germane to check who you're talking to... It's a ****ing newspaper office, it's not a ****ing sanatorium for the ****ing deaf, is it? Are you so dense? Am I gonna have to run around slapping badges on people with a big tick on it, with a big cross on others so you know when to shut your gob and when to open it? Jesus Christ... Oh but that would probably confuse you as well, won't it, that'd be too confusing, you'd see the cross and go "oh, X marks the spot, better tell this little person all about the Prime Minister's ****ing catastrophic erectile dysfunction". Oh but, not to worry. Not to worry, you've sent ****ing Ollie over there to deal with it... ****ing Ollie! He's a ****ing knitted scarf... ****ing balaclava! "

This ones on youtube, it's one of favourite scenes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99CZHHgAOy8

wobbles-grogan

Christ on a bendy bus!