My Runners Stink

pipelaser

What will I do?

Will it wreck the washing machine if i put them in?
Will i put in any detergent?

zero19

Just burn them

mikom

My spoon is too big.

phasers

Put them in a pillow case then put it in the washing machine.

/thread, nothing to see here lads

Geansai Rua

Give them to me..
I like feet.
Can I touch your feet??

Dunny

Get new feet.

starbelgrade

3 legendary threads in a row.

This is some night for AH. Something tells me I'll be up all night enjoying the hilarity of it all.

alwaysadub

Get Odour Eaters. Or new runners..

TimeToShine

selling feet selling feet

fonecrusher1

I have a few pairs of old runners i use for excercise. That way i dilute my rancid foot stench among all of them.

One pair of runners are going to smell like rotten cabbage fairly quickly.

iPlop

alwaysadub wrote: »

Get Odour Eaters. Or new runners..

It's not Odour Eaters you need it's Odour Savages mate;)

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Here's a tip: put a pinch of sage in your boots, and all day long a spicy scent is your reward

Dunjohn

Weston Rapid Abscess wrote: »

Here's a tip: put a pinch of sage in your boots, and all day long a spicy scent is your reward

I get that reference!

Incidently, also paying attention to any and all serious answers to this thread. Frankly, this should be stickied. In every forum.

fonecrusher1

Weston Rapid Abscess wrote: »

Here's a tip: put a pinch of sage in your boots, and all day long a spicy scent is your reward

Tea tree oil is a goodin.

Has a very strong minty/herbal smell. Good for masking pungent foot odour.

rubadub

Get baking soda, aka bread soda, bicarbonate of soda. It should be in the flour section in supermarkets. I think scholl or some other chancers sell baking soda in fancy containers as odour removers and charge about 10 times the price that baking soda should be.

Zamboni

Luck of the draw.

A lot of Nike runners stink (like cats piss) and some of the flat 'classic' trainers that Reebok and Adidas do to.

Throw them out unless they are new enough to return.

Detergent will make them worse.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/watchdog/2008/11/stinky_trainers.html

padma

Weston Rapid Abscess wrote: »

Here's a tip: put a pinch of sage in your boots, and all day long a spicy scent is your reward

This works very well, also if not sage, use wild fennell, every night put a small pinch in. Even put a pinch in while running walking etc. Maybe next pair of runners buy a breathable runner like merrell's or sthg.

fonecrusher1

Zamboni wrote: »

Luck of the draw.

A lot of Nike runners stink (like cats piss) and some of the flat 'classic' trainers that Reebok and Adidas do to.

Throw them out unless they are new enough to return.

Detergent will make them worse.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/watchdog/2008/11/stinky_trainers.html

And thats exactly why your better of getting 2 or 3 cheap pairs of runners.

Runners, no matter how expensive they are will get smelly. Especially if your using them for their purpose.

You can get 2 or 3 fairly cheap pairs of addidas runners for about 25 euro each if you look for them. Or you can spend 100euro on one pair & regret it as soon as they begin to stink.

foxinsox

You are not supposed to put runners in washing machine....

Because when the water gets hot it can melt the glue holding the stinky runners together..

result = stinky mouldy runners that are falling apart at the seams


Olbas Oil might disguise the smell and it's also good for when you have a cold!

changes

You could try washing your feet also. That should help

Irish Guitarist

I don't think they'll damage the washing machine. Your runners might fall apart though. Try leaving them outside for a few days so they can get some air.

Daisy Steiner

Put used tea-bags in your runners at night. They will absorb the mal-odours.

buzsywuzsy

same thing happened to me recently

i bought a new pair

BluesBerry

Get a can of lynx and spray them generously

iPlop

Daisy Steiner wrote: »

Put used tea-bags in your runners at night. They will absorb the mal-odours.

Why would you put used tea bags into your runners? they would stain

BluesBerry

Septic Leper wrote: »

Why would you put used tea bags into your runners? they would stain

She watches to much kim and aggie

iamthe43

two suggestions...
1-sprinkle bi-carbonate of soda in them
2-if you smoke, stop and your feet will stop smelling

nibtrix

foxinsox wrote: »

You are not supposed to put runners in washing machine....

Because when the water gets hot it can melt the glue holding the stinky runners together..

Also, if your runners have the gel/spongey part in the heel the heat and water can make it harden so it'll be like walking/running on concrete!

Daisy Steiner

Septic Leper wrote: »

Why would you put used tea bags into your runners?

To soak up the odour.

BluesBerry wrote: »

She watches to much kim and aggie

Nope, never watched it.

Donal Og O Baelach

Louis XV complained of exactly same thing back in 1743. He was fed up getting messages that stank of B.O.
I don't know if he ever solved that conundrum. Sorry.

Gillington

iamthe43 wrote: »

two suggestions...
1-sprinkle bi-carbonate of soda in them
2-if you smoke, stop and your feet will stop smelling

I've been trying to quit smoking and get fresh smelling feet for years,thank you buddy!! Have you an address I can send you some money or something!!?

Cloud89

I think you should step in Dog Poo if your feet smell you won't be worrying about it with the smell the dog left.

BotFly

mikom wrote: »

My spoon is too big.

Only try to realise the truth - there is no spoon.
http://www.fakesteve.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/photo_movieMatrix-quoteSpoon.jpeg

dubtom

Try having a shower daily,change your socks daily,and you shouldn't have a problem.

Jose Jones

This is the answer.

Ruu_Old

Put baking soda in the shoes and leave it overnight.

iPlop

Daisy Steiner wrote: »

To soak up the odour.

But the stains ,the stains!!!!!!

upandcumming

Jizz in them. Always works.

Daisy Steiner

Septic Leper wrote: »

But the stains ,the stains!!!!!!

On the INSIDE of your runners. Where no-one can see them.

iPlop

Daisy Steiner wrote: »

On the INSIDE of your runners. Where no-one can see them.

But I can

Daisy Steiner

Septic Leper wrote: »

But I can

Well done. Good show.

Son Of A Vidic

Now you'll have to put your best foot forward and run along to the washing machine pronto!

Coriolanus

Put them in a sealable bag and freeze them overnight.

Buy multiple pairs and rotate your wearing of them.

Pack em with newspaper, or a pair of tights filled with cat litter or coffee grinds (unused). This'll help dry em out over night preventing too many bacteria from growing.