Anybody ever get stuck in a lift?

moonshinerocks

Every time I'm in a lift I read the sign that says "if emergency occurs press buzzer" or something like that and I wondered how scary it would be if the lift did actually get stuck with you inside. Anyone ever have to raise an alarm in a lift?

FlutterinBantam

Was stuck in the lift in Hawkins House yesterday, just after lunch of nice roast lamb and turnips.

Couple of tweedy auld wans and some gimp with a brolly and Homburg hat in there.

Unloaded a silent deadly queefer of a fart which enveloped the lift carriage in a fetid tear- inducing fog.

Fcuking auld ones were fanning themselves with the Irish Times and the auld lad looked like getting sick.

She was a right rancid one in fairness.Hung like heavy gas in the air:D

moonshinerocks

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Was stuck in the lift in Hawkins House yesterday, just after lunch of nice roast lamb and turnips.

Couple of tweedy auld wans and some gimp with a brolly and Homburg hat in there.

Unloaded a silent deadly queefer of a fart which enveloped the lift carriage in a fetid tear- inducing fog.

Fcuking auld ones were fanning themselves with the Irish Times and the auld lad looked like getting sick.

She was a right rancid one in fairness.Hung like heavy gas in the air:D

I'm not one to say OMG, but OMG THAT IS HILARIOUS! I feel sorry for the other lift passengers though. What happened, did you have to call for help, were you stuck long?

scientific1982

moonshinerocks wrote: »

I'm not one to say OMG, but OMG THAT IS HILARIOUS! I feel sorry for the other lift passengers though. What happened, did you have to call for help, were you stuck long?

Yuk ass molecules.

Kevin Bacon

Yeah happened at my flat couple of weeks ago. After a night out there was four of us in the lift and it just shuddered, pretty violently actually, and it came over the pa in a pre-recorded voice "lift out of order". Fair enough, but the emergency button just rang out and no reception on the mobile. At this point most people would get really worried however it was after a night out and we were pretty fu*king hammered so no one freaked out at all. So we all stood there for a while eating chips until we had the bright idea to try and pull the door open. Lucky enough we had stopped at the third floor and just jumped out. To be fair if we didn't we would have been there all night so thank f*ck it opened. Fairly wary of lifts now though.

AckwelFoley

Yea, with 2 hookers and Richard Dawkins.

starbelgrade

moonshinerocks wrote: »

I'm not one to say OMG, but OMG THAT IS HILARIOUS! I feel sorry for the other lift passengers though. What happened, did you have to call for help, were you stuck long?

He's been stuck on slight variations of the same story for the last 4 years.

pawrick

yep happened a few times - had to pull door open in one lift on hols and was almost at the right floor so just climbed out. never been stuck more then 5 mins though luckily enough.

iPlop

Was stuck in the lift in Hawkins House yesterday .There was Couple of tweedy auld wans and some bloke that looked like he just finished dinner.He let a dirty smelly ripper that would make your eyes bleed.He just stood there smiling and smelling it himself and telling us it was delicious.Fcuking auld ones were fanning themselves with the Irish Times and I was gonna get sick.I have never smelled anything like it before.

thebullkf

yeah in a galway apartment block @ 3am..... bursting for a slash- two girls i was with start smoking.....:rolleyes:


classy moths.



2 hrs later,firebrigade-owner of apartment block were not amused...

Scuid Mhór

i've never and will never get stuck in an elevator because i always take the stairs.

starbelgrade

Scuid Mhór wrote: »

i've never and will never get stuck in an elevator because i always take the stairs.

Did you ever get stuck on the stairs?

orourkeda

snyper wrote: »

Yea, with 2 hookers and Richard Dawkins.

Did he lecture you on creationism before you lashed the 2 brazzers out of it

orourkeda

starbelgrade wrote: »

Did you ever get stuck on the stairs?

I did once. I swore I'd never drink again

Scuid Mhór

starbelgrade wrote: »

Did you ever get stuck on the stairs?

i've saw a lot of things on those stairs, but i never saw my direction hindered.