WTF?

Banned Account

I'm sitting here wondering why there is a woman across the road from my office out hoovering the footpath?

I think I'll have to put it down to radon gas.

Why the fúck would someone want to hoover a footpath ?

Gordon

She dropped a pearl?

squod

Get over there and throw one into her.

Misticles

why the fcuk not?
She's a woman, she must hoover everything!
ya would give out if she detached the hoover from her hand

Whitehawk

Id say its someone with alzheimer's or something like that!

abouttobebanned

Get back to work

Barna77

Just go across the road and ask her.

Then tell us.

:pac:

fkiely

****ing Head shops, ruining the country..

Donkey Oaty

Hoovers are for indoor use only.

Nature abhores a vacuum.

Whitehawk

Barna77 wrote: »

Just go across the road and ask her.

Then tell us.

:pac:

Yes at this point you have no other choise but go talk to her and see whats up! also take a picture and post it!

yeahme

Donkey Oaty wrote: »

Hoovers are for indoor use only.

Nature abhores a vacuum.

wheres the smilie for banging head against wall

WindSock

Maybe it's dusty.

Sea Sharp

Maybe it's easier than sweeping up.

rainbowdrop

Sea Sharp wrote: »

Maybe it's easier than sweeping up.

Maybe she's lost her sweeping brush?

faceman

Maybe it's cos men aren't as good with a Hoover?

Banned Account

Yup, was thinking to myself :

Is she a super-anal clean freak or a lazy beeatch?

I reckon she's lazy myself - has that lazy assed look about her.

GavRedKing

Nuke her OP.

phasers

The ground must've been dirty and she didn't want to sweep.

Victor

Some people with OCD will do things like this - it was onte h radio the other day that some regularly vacuum clean the back yard.

Scarinae

Are you sure she was hoovering, it might have been a leaf-blower?

alwaysadub

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

Yup, was thinking to myself :

Is she a super-anal clean freak or a lazy beeatch?

I reckon she's lazy myself - has that lazy assed look about her.

Yeah,i always hoover the road when i'm in a lazy mood.

Paddy Samurai

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

I'm sitting here wondering why there is a woman across the road from my office out hoovering the footpath?

I think I'll have to put it down to radon gas.

Why the fúck would someone want to hoover a footpath ?

Maybe she's a new corpo employee.............trainee street cleaner?.

Is there 4 or 5 others standing around watching her?.

Guy:Incognito

The company I used to work for does maintenance for a large Unions building. A call came that there was a big leak and the basement was flooded one day. The lads headed down to find a cleaning woman a few inches deep hoovering up water (normal domestic hoover, not even a wet vac)

squod

Hoovering water, few inches deep ......... electric hoover?

Scuid Mhór

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

I'm sitting here wondering why there is a woman across the road from my office out hoovering the footpath?

I think I'll have to put it down to radon gas.

Why the fúck would someone want to hoover a footpath ?

just in case.

VinnyTGM

alwaysadub wrote: »

Yeah,i always hoover the road when i'm in a lazy mood.

It's a lot easier and quicker then sweeping it.

123balltv

My neighbour does that I heard it on one morning heard a loud sound looked out the bedroom window and there
she was hoovering the back garden
I told everybody they would'nt believe me.
later found out shes a clean freak obsessed with her house being perfect even her poxy back garden I could'nt care but the noise its really loud outdoors