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If you could be somebody else for a day.....

  • 06-10-2010 08:28PM
    #1
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,447 ✭✭✭✭


    If you had the chance to be somebody else for a day who would you be and why?



    I'd be Brian Cowan........





    ....so I could kill myself.......





    ........with a suicide bomber vest.......





    .........In the middle of the Dáil........




    ....while hugging Mary Harney.......



    .


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Comments

  • #2
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Christ, that OP is funny :rolleyes:


  • #3
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    The worlds greatest sex god.

    Why? Thats obvious. :D


  • #4
    Social Disorder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 39 ✭Social Disorder


    Obama.

    Oh the shiny red buttons....


  • #5
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Biggins wrote: »
    The worlds greatest sex god.

    Why? Thats obvious. :D

    So you wanna be me for a day.

    Get to the back of the queue, Biggs.


  • #6
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    OP, you would really be killing yourself, because you would be taking his place for the day.:rolleyes:


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  • #7
    mirwillbeback
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,021 ✭✭✭mirwillbeback


    Bertie - so I could degrade myself in a follow up ad even further, reading the News of the World while having a dump.


  • #8
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,066 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    I would be Angelina Jolie and I would spend all 24 hrs pullin' the box out of myself!


  • #9
    Scuid Mhór
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭Scuid Mhór


    me.


  • #10
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,447 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Kasabian wrote: »
    Christ, that OP is funny :rolleyes:

    Almost as funny as you :rolleyes:


  • #11
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,447 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    I would be Angelina Jolie and I would spend all 24 hrs pullin' the box out of myself!

    Why not be Brad Pitt and spend all day ridin the arse off her? :confused:


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  • #12
    Armin_Tamzarian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,833 ✭✭✭✭Armin_Tamzarian


    Dean09 wrote: »
    ....while hugging Mary Harney.......



    .

    Talk about going out on a high...


  • #13
    punchdrunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,356 ✭✭✭punchdrunk


    mila kunis,so i could flick the bean off meself for the day!


  • #14
    knird evol
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭knird evol


    I'd wish for a thousand more wishes.


  • #15
    Grimreaper666
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭Grimreaper666


    Seanie Fitz......and i'd leg it to Spain with all the money I plundered from ye.:D


  • #16
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Chuck Norris


  • #17
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Dean09 wrote: »
    Almost as funny as you :rolleyes:

    Keep trying you'll get there.


  • #18
    MonkeyTennis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭MonkeyTennis


    Gandalf


  • #19
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,433 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    My girlfriend.


  • #20
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    I would be Angelina Jolie and I would spend all 24 hrs pullin' the box out of myself!
    punchdrunk wrote: »
    mila kunis,so i could flick the bean off meself for the day!
    Bullsh1t - ye'd want to play with your funbags.


  • #21
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,066 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    Dean09 wrote: »
    Why not be Brad Pitt and spend all day ridin the arse off her? :confused:

    Coz she would probably be in Kazakhstan rescuing some meercat!


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  • #22
    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    Ron Jeremy, or Carol Vorderman.


  • #23
    sagat2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 179 ✭✭sagat2


    Ming The Merciless.


  • #24
    AnonymousPrime
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 196 ✭✭AnonymousPrime


    Peter Andre

    Would give some perspective on how bad life can really be
    (and then i would hug mary harney)


  • #25
    dezzyd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 197 ✭✭dezzyd


    Jordan (Katie Price). Just to know what it feels like to be a complete ****ing idiot and ****icks for a day.


  • #26
    Stevecw
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,133 ✭✭✭Stevecw


    Paul McShane, so I can be as sh!t at football as I am right now...but get about 20 grand a week and play for Ireland too as a bonus


  • #27
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Biggins wrote: »
    The worlds greatest sex god.

    Why? Thats obvious. :D

    I thought you already were the worlds greatest sex god


  • #28
    chicksticks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20 ✭chicksticks


    ha ha


  • #29
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    orourkeda wrote: »
    I thought you already were the worlds greatest sex god
    Naa, that position is reserved by my present wife.
    I ain't complaining. :D


  • #30
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,321 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Biggins wrote: »
    Naa, that position is reserved by my present wife.
    I ain't complaining. :D

    You'd better change God to Goddess, unless you want to end up under the patio.:eek:


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  • #31
    scientific1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭scientific1982


    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    I would be Angelina Jolie and I would spend all 24 hrs pullin' the box out of myself!
    Beat me to it. Hive mind.


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