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If you could be somebody else for a day.....

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  • 06-10-2010 9:28pm
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    El Guapo!
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    If you had the chance to be somebody else for a day who would you be and why?



    I'd be Brian Cowan........





    ....so I could kill myself.......





    ........with a suicide bomber vest.......





    .........In the middle of the Dáil........




    ....while hugging Mary Harney.......



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    Kasabian
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    Christ, that OP is funny :rolleyes:


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    Biggins
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    The worlds greatest sex god.

    Why? Thats obvious. :D


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    Social Disorder
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    Obama.

    Oh the shiny red buttons....


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    starbelgrade
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    Biggins wrote: »
    The worlds greatest sex god.

    Why? Thats obvious. :D

    So you wanna be me for a day.

    Get to the back of the queue, Biggs.


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    galwayrush
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    OP, you would really be killing yourself, because you would be taking his place for the day.:rolleyes:


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    mirwillbeback
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    Bertie - so I could degrade myself in a follow up ad even further, reading the News of the World while having a dump.


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    Big Nasty
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    I would be Angelina Jolie and I would spend all 24 hrs pullin' the box out of myself!


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    Scuid Mhór
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    me.


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    El Guapo!
    Registered Users Posts: 12,427 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Kasabian wrote: »
    Christ, that OP is funny :rolleyes:

    Almost as funny as you :rolleyes:


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    El Guapo!
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    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    I would be Angelina Jolie and I would spend all 24 hrs pullin' the box out of myself!

    Why not be Brad Pitt and spend all day ridin the arse off her? :confused:


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    Armin_Tamzarian
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    Dean09 wrote: »
    ....while hugging Mary Harney.......



    .

    Talk about going out on a high...


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    punchdrunk
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    mila kunis,so i could flick the bean off meself for the day!


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    knird evol
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    I'd wish for a thousand more wishes.


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    Grimreaper666
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    Seanie Fitz......and i'd leg it to Spain with all the money I plundered from ye.:D


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    KeithM89_old
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    Chuck Norris


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    Kasabian
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    Dean09 wrote: »
    Almost as funny as you :rolleyes:

    Keep trying you'll get there.


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    MonkeyTennis
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    Gandalf


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    Mr Benevolent
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    My girlfriend.


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    Dudess
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    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    I would be Angelina Jolie and I would spend all 24 hrs pullin' the box out of myself!
    punchdrunk wrote: »
    mila kunis,so i could flick the bean off meself for the day!
    Bullsh1t - ye'd want to play with your funbags.


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    Big Nasty
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    Dean09 wrote: »
    Why not be Brad Pitt and spend all day ridin the arse off her? :confused:

    Coz she would probably be in Kazakhstan rescuing some meercat!


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    PeterIanStaker
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    Ron Jeremy, or Carol Vorderman.


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    sagat2
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    Ming The Merciless.


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    AnonymousPrime
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    Peter Andre

    Would give some perspective on how bad life can really be
    (and then i would hug mary harney)


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    dezzyd
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    Jordan (Katie Price). Just to know what it feels like to be a complete ****ing idiot and ****icks for a day.


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    Stevecw
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    Paul McShane, so I can be as sh!t at football as I am right now...but get about 20 grand a week and play for Ireland too as a bonus


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    orourkeda
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    Biggins wrote: »
    The worlds greatest sex god.

    Why? Thats obvious. :D

    I thought you already were the worlds greatest sex god


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    chicksticks
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    ha ha


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    Biggins
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    orourkeda wrote: »
    I thought you already were the worlds greatest sex god
    Naa, that position is reserved by my present wife.
    I ain't complaining. :D


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    ejmaztec
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    Biggins wrote: »
    Naa, that position is reserved by my present wife.
    I ain't complaining. :D

    You'd better change God to Goddess, unless you want to end up under the patio.:eek:


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    scientific1982
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    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    I would be Angelina Jolie and I would spend all 24 hrs pullin' the box out of myself!
    Beat me to it. Hive mind.


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