Things that normal people do (alternative to pigeon-holing)

Terry

I'm really scared about my identity, so could someone please tell me how to live my life without AH people criticising me?

fonecrusher1

Depends. What sort of sandwiches do you like?

Answer carefully or face huge mockery from the AH mob.

Biggins

Marry my ex-wife! She scared everyone into not giving out about anyone attached to her!
I got tired of living a perfect life and got out!

knird evol

Sorry Terry, whether you like it or not, your either a Culchie, Yuppie, Skanger or Student or some mixture of these. Don't go getting ideas.

Echospace

knird evol wrote: »

Sorry Terry, whether you like it or not, your either a Culchie, Yuppie or Skanger, or some mixture of these. Don't go getting ideas.

Or student.. don't forget my thread

Social Disorder

Location: Confey

We'll fit you in somewhere :P

Nice tags on the thread :pac:

Dudess

Terry wrote: »

I'm really scared about my identity, so could someone please tell me how to live my life without AH people criticising me?

I hear ya Terry - although it's not so much that I'm scared about my identity, moreso unable to function without putting labels on everyone else.

starbelgrade

I stuck a pigeon up my hole just for this thread.

Terry

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Depends. What sort of sandwiches do you like?

Answer carefully or face huge mockery from the AH mob.

Ham, cheese and some mustard on toasted wholemeal bread.

Biggins wrote: »

Marry my ex-wife! She scared everyone into not giving out about anyone attached to her!
I got tired of living a perfect life and got out!

A/S/L?

knird evol wrote: »

Sorry Terry, whether you like it or not, your either a Culchie, Yuppie, Skanger or Student or some mixture of these. Don't go getting ideas.

No. I can't be. I have to transcend these stereotypes. Surely there is normality somewhere.*

Social Disorder wrote: »

Location: Confey

We'll fit you in somewhere :P

Nice tags on the thread :pac:

The local term is Hiller. Get on your knees and pay respect to the leader of the <I can't remember what we called ourselves, but I was leader> or me.


Also, I am always right.

bonzodog2

Will nobody think about the pigeons? The poor little aerial rats, God love 'em

Irish Guitarist

Don't be religious. Don't claim the dole. Don't wear pink because people will think you're gay. When you hear a news story about someone dying in an unusual manner don't say "that's unfortunate", have a good laugh about it instead. Claim to be open minded because you have Polish friends who are "great craic" but hate people that wear burqas because people in our country should act like us.

Sharkey 10

give out about the working class and give out when when someone does something you would like to do but dont have the balls to.

stupidusername

Pigeons are great. I miss feeding my pigees

BASHIR

starbelgrade wrote: »

I stuck a pigeon up my hole just for this thread.

Thank god didn't fancy googling pigeon holing bloody virals are disgusting!!!!

starbelgrade

BASHIR wrote: »

Thank god didn't fancy googling pigeon holing bloody virals are disgusting!!!!

Not half as disgusting as having half a pigeon hanging out of your arse.

Scuid Mhór

write poems about pigeons.

Scuid Mhór

Scuid Mhór wrote: »

write poems about pigeons.

or if you want the ladies, write a pigeon haiku.

silverspoon

Figure out what all the culchies/yuppies/skangers/students are doing and try to avoid them.

BASHIR

starbelgrade wrote: »

Not half as disgusting as having half a pigeon hanging out of your arse.

I'l take your word on it.

starbelgrade

Scuid Mhór wrote: »

or if you want the ladies, write a pigeon haiku.

pigeon
in my garden
go suck my balls

BASHIR

I find thats its normal people that are the most boring, it's the slightly weird and quirky ones are the most fun.

Any way

Haikus are easy
but sometimes they dont make sense
refrigerator

http://www.threadless.com/product/623/Haikus_are_easy_but

Scuid Mhór

starbelgrade wrote: »

pigeon
in my garden
go suck my balls

i didn't mean the lady pigeons you card.

Links234

I don't know, what's a "normal" person? I don't think I've ever met one.

Mr Benevolent

Here, who's messing with the thread titles?

ejmaztec

This abnormal homoerotic wrestling thingamy's probably worth a thread on its own, not that I'm saying its abnormal, even though it might look like I have, in a not too subtle kind of way.

Johro

Terry wrote: »

I'm really scared about my identity, so could someone please tell me how to live my life without AH people criticising me?

Don't post.

allucinator

I'm normal. And exciting. And interesting.
...So there.

Conor108

Am I Normal?

kowloon

starbelgrade wrote: »

Not half as disgusting as having half a pigeon hanging out of your arse.

Be careful, they're fast and sleek and go straight for the nearest corn.

bonzodog2

bonzodog2 wrote: »

Will nobody think about the pigeons? The poor little aerial rats, God love 'em

I so do not remember posting this ......

fonecrusher1

Terry wrote: »

Ham, cheese and some mustard on toasted wholemeal bread.

You win this one. But i'l be back some day. Oh yes...dramatic pause....some day.


/evil laugh followed by heavy breathing followed by the cray frog ringtone.............