€ 50

Lapin

I've just found €50 on the pavement outside the local orphanage
which is located nextdoor to The Salvation Army and just up the
street from the "Save the poor puppies" charity shop.

So what should I do with this newly found cash ?

A. Go on the beer.
B. Go to the betting shop and back a few horses.
C. Treat myself to something nice.

Decisions........Decisions

Storminateacup

Get a hooker, dude.

Sarky

In this recession, €50 should stretch to at least 2 hookers.

sNarah

Drop one hooker (or get 2 ugly cheapo ones and a pack of condoms) and add a few grams of coke. That would do me anyway.

Ghost Train

buy stamps

you can never have enough stamps

Storminateacup

Forget the hookers and get the coke. Not that 50 blow would get ya far. Then take a trip to coppers and pick up a dirty bitch for free. To quote salt n peppa, the difference between a ho and a hooker ain't nothin but a fee.

Lapin

Ghost Train wrote: »

buy stamps

you can never have enough stamps

Thats very true.
I never have a stamp when I need one.

I'll buy four stamps because I usually only send about 4 letters a year.
One to the taxman, and one to the tv licence inspector
telling them both to sod off,

One to "An Post" complaining about the price of stamps
And one to Santa (what a waste of a stamp he is.)

So now I have €48 to play with.

I don't need to blow it on hookers (pardon the pun)
or blow (pardon the pun again.)

So what am I gonna do with this spare cash ?

I could probably get a Low fares airline flight to Rio (Falklands Airport) for a tenner.
But I'll have to sell everything I own to come back.

Storminateacup

Stamps are 55cent these days. 47.80 change!

Keep it for a rainy day.

Then on the rainy day play poker

smash

4 midgets hookers and some coke.

sNarah

Did you calculate the price of paper and envelopes in that? I didn't think so!

smash

ok so lets say €46 now....

loads of fizzy drinks and loads of mentos?

Ghost Train

Condoms!!

Storminateacup

and fill them with fizzy drinks and mentos!

minister poxbottle

Ghost Train wrote: »

Condoms!!

They be wasted on you, ya gotta have a dick

minister poxbottle

Lapin wrote: »

I've just found €50 on the pavement outside the local orphanage
which is located nextdoor to The Salvation Army and just up the
street from the "Save the poor puppies" charity shop.

So what should I do with this newly found cash ?

A. Go on the beer.
B. Go to the betting shop and back a few horses.
C. Treat myself to something nice.

Decisions........Decisions

Yer ma sucks cock for 50 quid , which is a rip off even for a whore

Sarky

That's not very nice.

Be quiet.

OP, I'll second the condoms filled with fizzy drinks and mentos. If there's any cash left buy some fly paper to hand the condoms off the ceiling, it'll make a great conversation piece, more girls/boys will want to sexx0r you, and the value of your house will double. At least.

Ghost Train

a box of matches might worth investing in, in case you need to make a fire

Star Lord

Sarky wrote: »

OP, I'll second the condoms filled with fizzy drinks and mentos. If there's any cash left buy some fly paper to hang the condoms off the ceiling

I think we just discovered a new kind of proximity bomb...

Sarky

Shhh!

The Taliban have been watching this forum ever since I sent them that Burkha King photoshop, no need to give them ideas.

Star Lord

Yeah but we've got our secret weapon too...



TAR!!!

sNarah

The crabman?

Sarky

Tar's been clean for months weeks!

Storminateacup

minister poxbottle wrote: »

They be wasted on you, ya gotta have a dick

As opposed to you, I suppose. Even if it is micro, at least it's there, right?
Tell me, how embarrasing is it at urinals with a dick so small you're peeing on your testicles?