If today was your last day

Sykk · 05-10-2010 12:12pm #1

And tomorrow was to late, could you say goodbye to yesterdayyyyyyyy!

So if a comet was going to hit the earth tomorrow, you have 24 hours, what would you do?

Go spend time with your family? Go loot the shops and wreck the place?

Me personally I'd probably spend the time with family. There'd definitely be lots of booze involved and try to bone one of the hot neighbors. Bow chika wawa

So what say you?

05-10-2010 12:23pm

We'd all be sitting here on boards talking about it.

stovelid · 05-10-2010 12:24pm

I'd grope the rack on the Molly Malone statue at the bottom of Grafton Street in front of everyone.

FreudianSlippers · 05-10-2010 12:25pm

stovelid wrote: »

I'd grope the rack on the Molly Malone statue at the bottom of Grafton Street in front of everyone.

Dream big my friend

Brendog · 05-10-2010 12:27pm

stovelid wrote: »

I'd grope the rack on the Molly Malone statue at the bottom of Grafton Street in front of everyone.

I'd grope the rack of Miriam Callahan in front of everyone.

MGMTea · 05-10-2010 12:27pm

stand on top of the GPO and scream " I told you all the world would end ! haha you did'nt believe me did you !" and then start hurling my feces at everyone

FreudianSlippers · 05-10-2010 12:28pm

I'd probably just get drunk and have a lot of anonymous sex.

Brendog · 05-10-2010 12:32pm

OisinT wrote: »

I'd probably just get drunk and have a lot of anonymous sex.

So anonymous that the other person didn't know they were having it?

R0ot · 05-10-2010 12:47pm

I'd probably find every willing able bodied person I could and plan a huge orgy of gigantic proportions then I'd hit up Eddie Rockets for a Chilli Cheese Dog.

SeaFields · 05-10-2010 12:56pm

I'd get in my spaceship and leave.

faceman · 05-10-2010 1:02pm

Id insist on being told the bad news by a french actress then go for a nap.

Cookie_Monster · 05-10-2010 1:04pm

I'd kill myself, I'm not waiting around for some lousy comet to do it.

Kasabian · 05-10-2010 1:11pm

Deleted User wrote: »

We'd all be sitting here on boards talking about it.

Is Thailand that sh!t that you are on here posting. FFS.

phasers · 05-10-2010 1:13pm

Drive my car into a swimming pool and take part in some kind of orgy

G_R · 05-10-2010 1:15pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maINUv2H8A0

Seemed appropriate

Hasmunch · 05-10-2010 1:15pm

Build a time machine

Black Swan · 05-10-2010 1:17pm

The ultimate wake: PARTY!

fakearms123 · 05-10-2010 1:46pm

I'd steal a hot air balloon and acquire supplies and food and hover way above the earth watching every season of Seinfeld on my portable dvd player, wait until my supplies are gone and then sky dive naked to my beautiful death

Balfie · 05-10-2010 2:13pm

actually weird that I have that song stuck in my head all day, then I come on here to find that there's a thread about it, weird

jimthemental · 05-10-2010 2:13pm

I'd watch the second season of Lost on box set so I can get some closure before I die.

bonerm · 05-10-2010 2:18pm

Find a nice quiet spot where there are no people and enjoy my last day in peace.

Basq · 05-10-2010 2:20pm

dannym08 wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maINUv2H8A0

Seemed appropriate

Nickelback is NEVER appropriate!

Princess Peach · 05-10-2010 2:23pm

I know I would just eat loads of food thats bad for you.

Or maybe try all those drugs that are very popular but I'm afraid will kill me

sagat2 · 05-10-2010 2:30pm

Find whatever feeble attempt mankind was plotting to save the world and sabotage it.

thebigbiffo · 05-10-2010 2:33pm

it would go like this:

hang out with my family, roll big f'uck off doofer, drink a load of guinness, have sex one last time, say goodbye to my friends...then scream and panic as i try to find the deepest basement/cave system to hide in with said family and loads of supplies so i can emerge at a later time to rule the world - by violent force if nessessary.

that is all

gsxr1 · 05-10-2010 2:35pm

Heroin

might as well give it a go. sure why not.

TouchingVirus · 05-10-2010 2:35pm

Have some random sex, and try out all those drugs I've been meaning to try but have been too scared to in case I die

OutlawPete · 05-10-2010 2:42pm

Steal one of those fancy speedboats in the Malahide marina and tear down the Liffey fapping.

Kasabian · 05-10-2010 2:45pm

I would gather the important people around me and give them back the money I owe them. :pac:

Antomus Prime · 05-10-2010 2:45pm

Fantasy: I'd rip off my clothe revealing the big "S" shield and burst into the sky to stop it.........
Because I'm Superman....

Reality: I'd rip off my clothes to reveal my naked body, jump like a lunatic as if I was trying to fly and then I'm pretty sure I'd by the meteor............

jimthemental · 05-10-2010 2:55pm

I'd be grand, meteor has no reception where I live.

mack81 · 05-10-2010 2:56pm

id fap in a cup of tea and give it to my neighbour as a goodwill gesture.

Pherekydes · 05-10-2010 3:00pm

Jeez, no one said the obvious:

I'd look for Bruce Willis, and when I'd find him I'd send him up to destroy the comet and save the earth. Then I'd shag his beautiful daughter.

Kasabian · 05-10-2010 3:02pm

Pherekydes wrote: »

Jeez, no one said the obvious:

I'd look for Bruce Willis, and when I'd find him I'd send him up to destroy the comet and save the earth. Then I'd shag his beautiful daughter.

No you wouldn't even if the comet hit and you and her were the only one's left alive.

:P

:pac:

--Kaiser-- · 05-10-2010 3:03pm

I'd kick it in the face

Pherekydes · 05-10-2010 3:07pm

Kasabian wrote: »

No you wouldn't even if the comet hit and you and her were the only one's left alive.

Oh, ok then. I'd go up with Bruce and help him do the job. That would might win me the fair maid's hand.

_whiskers · 05-10-2010 3:15pm

Kill someone.

kiad · 05-10-2010 4:25pm

In mother Russia, you destroy comet

Iron Hide · 05-10-2010 4:27pm

Break into Leinster house and fart in An Ceann Comhairles face.

Mr Benevolent · 05-10-2010 4:30pm

I'd move to the opposite side of the planet. It's unlikely that a comet would have enough mass to wipe out the human race.

IM0 · 05-10-2010 4:37pm

do something which would be unbelievably dangerous normally, whats the worst that could happen afterall

that or just climb high somewhere and jump, take a skydive...without the parachute for instance in the last few hours, you're not going to get me commet, it will be the sudden stop that will do it :cool: