Fancying people you can't have

Mrs Garth Brooks

Why do i always want the men i can't have?

Went back to college and its great but one of the lecturers is quite fine looking. I think he shoves a massive pair of socks into his underwear though. I dont know what else it can be!

Im glad i have something nice to look at for the year but what do i do and how do i concentrate?

Gummy Panda

show him your fanny and tell him to get his log in for the winter




In before serious PI responses

Kasabian

You have a smell of Jake about you

drunkmonkey

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

I dont know what else it can be!

a Hamster?

Gunsfortoys

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

Why do i always want the men i can't have?

Went back to college and its great but one of the lecturers is quite fine looking. I think he shoves a massive pair of socks into his underwear though. I dont know what else it can be!

Im glad i have something nice to look at for the year but what do i do and how do i concentrate?

Keeps them warm sure.:pac:

4zn76tysfajdxp

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

Went back to college and its great but one of the lecturers is quite fine looking. I think he shoves a massive pair of socks into his underwear though. I dont know what else it can be!

It could be his penis.

Agent Smith

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

Why do i always want the men i can't have?

Went back to college and its great but one of the lecturers is quite fine looking. I think he shoves a massive pair of socks into his underwear though. I dont know what else it can be!

Im glad i have something nice to look at for the year but what do i do and how do i concentrate?

I think your name sums it up....

Pookah

Hardluckwoman; always having hard luck.

errlloyd

No such thing as someone I can't have....

On an actually serious note, do any of you believe in this want what you can't have ****e?

If its a lecturer I'd say its more the position of power and obvious attraction to public speakers that draws you to him, not the fact he is married and doesn't give two ****s about you.

Personally I sometimes find that when I discover a girl who I originally couldn't have, becomes available, I get more attracted.

knird evol

I preferred Jake when he was a bloke

.....oh no wait that dosen't rigt!

alwaysadub

If you don't know what could be down his underpants, maybe try get a few lessons in anatomy while you're at college..

Sanjuro

Whatever you do, don't make a pass at him. I'm sure all college lecturers hate it when young, naive students come on to them.


Could this be the beginning of one of those epic AH threads?

brummytom

I hate it - I always like good-looking girls, and the lookers are never interested in me in the slightest (mind you, neither are the uggos).



Just go for him, men are gagging for it

squod

Pass him a note. Maybe a fifty, then ask him to ride you.

Mrs Garth Brooks

alwaysadub wrote: »

If you don't know what could be down his underpants, maybe try get a few lessons in anatomy while you're at college..

Funny, thats what he teaches too. Il just get him to give me a practical class?

Logical Fallacy

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

Why do i always want the men i can't have?

Went back to college and its great but one of the lecturers is quite fine looking. I think he shoves a massive pair of socks into his underwear though. I dont know what else it can be!

Im glad i have something nice to look at for the year but what do i do and how do i concentrate?

It's merely the light refracting off the drool on your jaw luv.

kilkenny_kid

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

Why do i always want the men i can't have?

Went back to college and its great but one of the lecturers is quite fine looking. I think he shoves a massive pair of socks into his underwear though. I dont know what else it can be!

Im glad i have something nice to look at for the year but what do i do and how do i concentrate?

Your bum's a calling..

knird evol

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

Went back to college and its great but one of the lecturers is quite fine looking. I think he shoves a massive pair of socks into his underwear though. I dont know what else it can be!

Im glad i have something nice to look at for the year but what do i do and how do i concentrate?

HLWoman if your confused as to how to proceed, I have a selection of mpegs that could show you exactly how this type of scenario plays out. Very detailed high quality

Mrs Garth Brooks

knird evol wrote: »

HLWoman if your confused as to how to proceed, I have a selection of mpegs that could show you exactly how this type of scenario plays out. Very detailed high quality

How much?

Motley Crue

Noe Greasy Washer wrote: »

It could be his penis.

True enough. It could be.

knird evol

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

How much?

I want everything you got, and then some

bonerm

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

Why do i always want the men i can't have?

Went back to college and its great but one of the lecturers is quite fine looking. I think he shoves a massive pair of socks into his underwear though. I dont know what else it can be!

Im glad i have something nice to look at for the year but what do i do and how do i concentrate?

Was the username "PsychoWoman" already taken?

starlit

Yes, been there, done that, wore the t-shirt! So basically have stopped fancying people I cannot have! Single men and none attached men only!;)

FTGFOP

Relax, HLW. It's the pleats, just the pleats in the pants causing an optical illusion. He probably took the pants back to the pants store later that day.

FlutterinBantam

snuggles285 wrote: »

Yes, been there, done that, wore the t-shirt! So basically have stopped fancying people I cannot have! Single men and none attached men only!;)

'worn' 'non'

Now you're off;)

starlit

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

'worn' 'non'

Now you're off;)

Oh right sorry...worn the t-shirt and non-attached. Thanks.

FlutterinBantam

snuggles285 wrote: »

Oh right sorry...worn the t-shirt and non-attached. Thanks.

It's important honey;)

Kasabian

snuggles285 wrote: »

Oh right sorry...worn the t-shirt and non-attached. Thanks.

I have a t-shirt

TheRiddler

snuggles285 wrote: »

Oh right sorry...worn the t-shirt and non-attached. Thanks.

Think what he is trying to say is you are a hideous wilder beast of unknown origin. Some say you are sent from the darkest depths of hell from Satan himself to destroy us all with you virgin ways. Please oh mighty hell beast show us your virgin mercy.

starlit

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

It's important honey;)

Sorry, didn't realise my grammar mistake until read back over it. Thanks.

kowloon

Just spent a lot longer than I should have looking for a clip from Raiders of the Lost Ark, you know the bit where the student has a message written on her eyelids. Got distracted and watched a video about a glitch in the Game Red Dead Redemption. A game I don't have, nor will I ever buy.

I came to this thread to take the pi55 out of the poster, instead I've been plunged into a deep despair over the thought that I might just (ever so slightly) be wasting my life.

Screw the lot of you, I'm making tea. :mad:

starlit

TheRiddler wrote: »

Think what he is trying to say is you are a hideous wilder beast of unknown origin. Some say you are sent from the darkest depths of hell from Satan himself to destroy us all with you virgin ways. Please oh mighty hell beast show us your virgin mercy.

Wha? :eek:

Kasabian wrote: »

I have a t-shirt

Ah yes, I'm sure you do everyone does! I'm talking about I have fancied people who I could not have so basically woren that t-shirt!

DetectivFoxtrot

How big of a crotch are we talking? :cool:
Is it embarrassingly big? Is it hard not to stare? Is the crotch area at your eye level? Jebus - I wouldn't be able to concentrate either!!
OP if he's unavailable just got to your fantasy world, oh yeah, and invite the Rabbit*






(*of the Rampant kind, not furry)

knird evol

So you wore a tight t-shirt and still couldn't get them.
Not much more you could do in fairness. Unless no t-shirt

Kasabian

Kasabian wrote: »

I have a t-shirt

Ah yes, I'm sure you do everyone does! I'm talking about I have fancied people who I could not have so basically woren that t-shirt!

It's black

starlit

Kasabian wrote: »

It's black

So....?

Try a ehem short skirt op works every time!;):p

Kasabian

snuggles285 wrote: »

So....?

It has a round neck

johnn

I think I may have to take up teaching

Mrs Garth Brooks

DetectivFoxtrot wrote: »

How big of a crotch are we talking? :cool:
Is it embarrassingly big? Is it hard not to stare? Is the crotch area at your eye level? Jebus - I wouldn't be able to concentrate either!!
OP if he's unavailable just got to your fantasy world, oh yeah, and invite the Rabbit*






(*of the Rampant kind, not furry)

So i just continue looking?

Birneybau

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

Why do i always want the men i can't have?

Went back to college and its great but one of the lecturers is quite fine looking. I think he shoves a massive pair of socks into his underwear though. I dont know what else it can be!

Im glad i have something nice to look at for the year but what do i do and how do i concentrate?

You sure you aint actually HardC0ckMan, getting off on these kind of threads?

Gillington

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

Why do i always want the men i can't have?

Went back to college and its great but one of the lecturers is quite fine looking. I think he shoves a massive pair of socks into his underwear though. I dont know what else it can be!

Im glad i have something nice to look at for the year but what do i do and how do i concentrate?

This sounds exactly like the start of a porno I watched not so long ago

DetectivFoxtrot

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

So i just continue looking?

you've 3 options:

stop looking, don't act

keep looking, don't act

act!

tbh your OP doesn't give enough info. Why 'can't you have' him? Are you taken, is he taken? Is the teacher/student thing putting you off?

For the sake of this potentially turning into a PI thread - Yore MA!

Big Nasty

I would be real interested to know how many PM's you've got since you started this post OP!

stovelid

It drives you mad - especially when it's written all over your face.

Big Nasty

stovelid wrote: »

It drives you mad - especially when it's written all over your face.

Say it with cream!

phill106

everytime he looks at you, slowly lick your lips. sorted.

talla10

Well according to every porn ive ever seen what ya need to do is wear usual slut gear go tell him studying is too hard and he says 'i'll show ya something hard' and before ya know it your washing cum from your hair!

ColmDawson

I think it's one of those persistent painful things that makes you better equipped for emotional bruises. It might go away, it might not, and you might even get the one you want if you're lucky.

But until then...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ORkQxBawKM

mikerowsopht

fan your haddock smell over his way and watch his bulge

kowloon

talla10 wrote: »

Well according to every porn ive ever seen what ya need to do is wear usual slut gear go tell him studying is too hard and he says 'i'll show ya something hard' and before ya know it your washing cum from your hair!

QFT, and if he repairs washing machines on the side..

Blazer

MCMLXXV wrote: »

I would be real interested to know how many PM's you've got since you started this post OP!

I'd be interested to know how many PM's she's gotten since posting her last couple of threads