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IMDb's Parental Guide - absolute goldmine of funnies!

  • 04-10-2010 3:25pm
    #1
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,194 ✭✭✭✭


    Was listening to the Hamish and Andy podcast and they were talking about the 'Parental Guide' on IMDb.

    This is essentially a breakdown of violence & gore, profanity, sex & nudity, alcohol/drugs/smoking in movies.. but unlike sites like KidsInMind.com, these are user-submitted,

    Some for Sex & The City (movie) include:
    Sex & Nudity
    - The lead actresses have multiple costume changes. Some of their outfits are particularly low-cut and revealing.
    - As for nudity, you see a brief scene of female breasts, and you see Gilles Marini's buttocks ALOT, and penis one time.

    Violence & Gore
    - Carrie whacks Big in the head multiple times with a bouquet of flowers, although there is no blood.
    - Samantha throws sushi at her boyfriend and screams at him when he comes home late on Valentine's Day.

    Profanity
    - It is implied that Charlotte accidentally poops in her pants when she is having stomach problems and doesn't make it to the bathroom on time. We can hear her stomach rumbling loudly, and the squishing sound in her pants. She waddles off the screen as her friends laugh hysterically. This can be categorized as "potty humor".

    Shocking stuff I think you'll agree!

    There's bound to be plenty more over-analytical ratings out there..


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  • #2
    norrie rugger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,656 ✭✭✭norrie rugger


    basquille wrote: »
    Was listening to the Hamish and Andy podcast and they were talking about the 'Parental Guide' on IMDb.

    This is essentially a breakdown of violence & gore, profanity, sex & nudity, alcohol/drugs/smoking in movies.. but unlike sites like KidsInMind.com, these are user-submitted,

    Some for Sex & The City (movie) include:



    Shocking stuff I think you'll agree!

    There's bound to be plenty more over-analytical ratings out there..


    What I want to know is; why were you looking up "Sex & The City"??


  • #3
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,194 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    norrie rugger wrote: »
    What I want to know is; why were you looking up "Sex & The City"??
    It was done in the Hamish & Andy podcast.. as was Shrek:
    A man is seen in bed with bare shoulders and chest. There are a handful of kisses. There are a couple of attempted kisses, in two scenes characters pucker up in anticipation of being kissed, and a woman asks for a kiss.

    A female dragon falls in love with a donkey. A dragon kisses an ogre's bottom (by mistake).

    There are a few subtle jokes about the size of Lord Farquad's penis.

    Some wooden puppets wear plumber's pants exposing painted bottom cleavage.


  • #4
    norrie rugger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,656 ✭✭✭norrie rugger


    basquille wrote: »
    It was done in the Hamish & Andy podcast.. as was Shrek:

    Ahhh ok, just thought that you heard the site on the podcast.Was getting worried thinking that the first movie you chose to look for was S&TC!!


  • #5
    me-skywalker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,339 ✭✭✭me-skywalker


    are they for real?? time for a new IMDB out there!


  • #6
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,731 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Do they refer to the not-very-subtly disguised Lord's last name in Shrek? I was always amazed they let them call him that.


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  • #7
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    This it the daddy of crazy online movie ratings:

    http://www.capalert.com/

    One of the best: South Park


  • #8
    me-skywalker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,339 ✭✭✭me-skywalker


    Bruno disclamier in Navan cinema was GENIUS!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euP2PNQGFtY

    <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/euP2PNQGFtY?fs=1&hl=en_GB"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/euP2PNQGFtY?fs=1&hl=en_GB&quot; type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>


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