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Marriage Contract

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  • 04-10-2010 1:39am
    #1
    upandcumming
    Registered Users Posts: 2,715 ✭✭✭


    I know this is old, but I don't think this was given the attention this deserves!
    A guy basically drew up a contract dictating everything about his new wife's life, from shaving her gee to sex acts.
    Check it out!
    If it has been done before, sorry.
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/sicko-marriage-contract-one-ages


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    Sardonicat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,378 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Looks like a joke to me


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    Chaotic_Forces
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,659 ✭✭✭Chaotic_Forces


    Hmm, looks like I have me a role-model. :D


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    #4
    bronte
    Registered Users Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    If she has any sense she will draw up an even evil-er one.

    Yes evil-er is a word.
    I have a contract that says so.


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    Mrmoe
    Registered Users Posts: 2,212 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    Good luck finding a woan who will sign that who isn't looking for a passport.


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    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    I don't see a problem here.


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    Chaotic_Forces
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,659 ✭✭✭Chaotic_Forces


    Confab wrote: »
    I don't see a problem here.

    WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! :eek::mad:

    He doesn't have in the contract that she works and gives her money to him! That's what's wrong! :D


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    sunshineoh9
    Closed Accounts Posts: 289 ✭✭sunshineoh9


    if this is serious i have no pity on the man's wife... any woman that would actually sign that gets what she deserves...

    as for the man...
    if my SO asked me to sign something remotely like that i would use a faux signature and chop off his manhood while he slept

    :rolleyes:


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    bronte
    Registered Users Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    sunshineoh9 wrote: »
    if this is serious i have no pitty on the man's wife... any woman that would actually sign that gets what she deserves...

    as for the man...
    if my SO asked me to sign something remotely like that i would use a faux signature and chop off his manhood

    :rolleyes:

    I'd sign it with his chopped off....well you know the rest! :pac:


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    sunshineoh9
    Closed Accounts Posts: 289 ✭✭sunshineoh9


    bronte wrote: »
    I'd sign it with his chopped off....well you know the rest! :pac:
    ha ha ha, yes!
    i meant to say in his sleep :P


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    Adyx
    Registered Users Posts: 2,997 ✭✭✭Adyx


    sunshineoh9 wrote: »
    if this is serious i have no pitty on the man's wife... any woman that would actually sign that gets what she deserves...

    as for the man...
    if my SO asked me to sign something remotely like that i would use a faux signature and chop off his manhood

    :rolleyes:

    She didn't sign it, she gave it to the police....


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    sunshineoh9
    Closed Accounts Posts: 289 ✭✭sunshineoh9


    Adyx wrote: »
    She didn't sign it, she gave it to the police....
    so that was serious? well good for her! i meant i have no pity on her if she were to just sign her free will away...


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    newmug
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,571 ✭✭✭newmug


    Whats wrong with the world today. He needed to put all that into a contract?


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    Giselle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    Its evidence in a kidnap case from Iowa, not a pre-nup.

    Although I'm amused that so many think it should be.:)


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    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Where do I sign?


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    [Deleted User]
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    Oh dear. Due to the 2 gfs thing I have here – we can not get married so we drew up a contract that sets out a lot of the same things, such as inheritance for our kids, visitation rights and so on. One of the girls studies law and is in a masters now so she did most of the work with our solicitor.

    After reading this thread, I think I might have to go back and read the contract closer to make sure she did not slip anything dodgy in there I had not noticed before signing it. Eeek.


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    #17
    mikerowsopht
    Closed Accounts Posts: 283 ✭✭mikerowsopht


    wouldn't it be easier to just move to Pakistan and get a wife
    it's law over there...

    another reason to overthrow the gov here


    .....
    ..


    /puts woman in place


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    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    Entertaining, I suppose, but I'm sure the guy who drew it up would be the first to say "Thum thair Ay-rabs treet thur wimmin' like dawgs, which is why we's gotta kill um an steal thur oil" *spits tobacco*


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    starlit
    Registered Users Posts: 12,341 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    That marriage contract is absolute tripe! The wife isn't a dog like! She is a human being with feelings! The guy that wrote that contract might as well be living in the Middle East if that's his way to treat a woman! I mean to say, those in Asia wouldn't be as bad as that like! Arranged marriages, one child only policy and so on fair enough but seriously a marriage contract would look nothing like that in the likes of Asia!

    That contract is an utter farce! I hope it was made up!


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    Pookah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 544 ✭✭✭Pookah


    snuggles285 wrote: »
    That marriage contract is absolute tripe! The wife isn't a dog like! She is a human being with feelings! The guy that wrote that contract might as well be living in the Middle East if that's his way to treat a woman! I mean to say, those in Asia wouldn't be as bad as that like! Arranged marriages, one child only policy and so on fair enough but seriously a marriage contract would look nothing like that in the likes of Asia!

    That contract is an utter farce! I hope it was made up!

    It's being used as evidence in a kidnap case.


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    00112984
    Registered Users Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭00112984


    upandcumming wrote: »
    dictating everything about his new wife's life, from shaving her gee to sex acts.

    Behind every happy marriage there's a written a-geement.


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    starlit
    Registered Users Posts: 12,341 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Pookah wrote: »
    It's being used as evidence in a kidnap case.

    Really, is it true then. God. i pity that woman. The husband should get some kind of sentence for that sort of cruelty. Shame on him.


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    General Zod
    Registered Users Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    what if she agreed to it?

    2 consenting adults or legal entities entering into an agreement.

    The case has to do with him being charged for "kidnapping" his wife. they were already married.

    The guy is crazy if he thinks she'd sign that, btw.

    At the same time, plenty of marriages and partnerships have arrangements, maybe they just aren't writen down or as blatant at these.


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    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    Looks like a joke to me
    I agree. The exact same thing happened on men behaving badly.


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    curlzy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,708 ✭✭✭curlzy


    Pookah wrote: »
    It's being used as evidence in a kidnap case.

    If this is the case I read about, and I think it is, then this wasn't a marraige contract. He kidnapped her in her late teens and kept her in a small coffinesque box in the basement, he had her for like 15 years (I'm fuzzy on the details coz I read the book ages ago). Anyway after a few years of being tortured, raped etc, he told her that he had friends everywhere and if she tried to escape she and all her family would be killed, he also got her to sign that contract. Poor girl, she now has Stockholm syndrome and is still in contact with him and his wife, the wife was in on it too coz it meant she didn't have to provide him with the more sadistic stuff he was into. It's a very disturbing book and case. When they brought the box he kept her in into the courthouse the jury were asked to get into to see for themselves but only half of them did, the other half were to disgusted/scared to get into it.

    I'll have a look around and see if I can find the name of the case.

    http://www.amazon.com/Perfect-Victim-Kidnapping-Captivity-Coercion/dp/0440204429

    Not sure if it's ok to put that link up but the kidnapped girl was named: Colleen Stan, google her for the full story but be aware that it will depress the hell outta you.


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    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Forget the contract. He wears a pink shirt. He's clearly got mental problems.

    http://www.ketv.com/news/8369181/detail.html


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    General Zod
    Registered Users Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    curlzy wrote: »
    If this is the case I read about, and I think it is, then this wasn't a marraige contract. He kidnapped her in her late teens and kept her in a small coffinesque box in the basement, he had her for like 15 years (I'm fuzzy on the details coz I read the book ages ago). Anyway after a few years of being tortured, raped etc, he told her that he had friends everywhere and if she tried to escape she and all her family would be killed, he also got her to sign that contract. Poor girl, she now has Stockholm syndrome and is still in contact with him and his wife, the wife was in on it too coz it meant she didn't have to provide him with the more sadistic stuff he was into. It's a very disturbing book and case. When they brought the box he kept her in into the courthouse the jury were asked to get into to see for themselves but only half of them did, the other half were to disgusted/scared to get into it.

    I'll have a look around and see if I can find the name of the case.

    http://www.amazon.com/Perfect-Victim-Kidnapping-Captivity-Coercion/dp/0440204429

    Not sure if it's ok to put that link up but the kidnapped girl was named: Colleen Stan, google her for the full story but be aware that it will depress the hell outta you.


    this isn't the Dugard case. The link to the details (or some of the details) is in the OP's link.


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    clived2
    Registered Users Posts: 546 ✭✭✭clived2


    sunshineoh9 wrote: »
    i

    as for the man... if my SO asked me to sign something remotely like that i would use a faux signature and chop off his manhood while he slept

    :rolleyes:

    Aint no sunshine when my manhood gone

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIdIqbv7SPo


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    BornToBe?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 131 ✭✭BornToBe?


    Bet he votes for FF

    Or, Is this the laymans version of the Lisbon Treaty??


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    curlzy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,708 ✭✭✭curlzy


    General Zod wrote: »
    this isn't the Dugard case. The link to the details (or some of the details) is in the OP's link.

    I didn't say anything about the Dugard case. The Amazon link mentions it but only in comparison to this case.


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    #31
    thebigbiffo
    Registered Users Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    i gave a contract to my wife once that was very similar to this...

    the day nurse actually types all my boards posts now


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