With all yer bad news lately, here's a hilarious picture.

Kivaro

http://www.independent.ie/sport/golf/ryder-cup/ryder-cup-opening-ceremony-2361256.html?ino=19

And take a look at the worried (pissed-off) faces of the wives and girlfriends.

Poor old Paddy, wait 'til his other half sees it.

Even funnier, is the next picture:

http://www.independent.ie/sport/golf/ryder-cup/ryder-cup-opening-ceremony-2361256.html?ino=18

Tiger seems to be praying to Heaven or trying his best to avoid getting caught looking at Katherine Jenkin's Booty.

Scuid Mhór

tiger just can't break his habits it seems.

Pherekydes

Golf: the most tedious sport known to woman.

Sunnyisland

God bless him he just looking for another hole in one.... :-)

the purple tin

A couple of the women checking her out there look very jealous.

poisonated

Ha I love your man asleep in the background.

Gunsfortoys

She is a looker alright.

SeaFields

Did ye see the pics of rory mcillroys girlfriend in the papers this week?

Lucky b@stard!...i must take up golf.

MrStuffins

Poor aul Rory McIlroy has probably never seen that part of a woman before.

Whereas Paidi looks like he knows exactly what THAt part looks like!

Sticky_Fingers

Kivaro wrote: »

Tiger seems to be praying to Heaven or trying his best to avoid getting caught looking at Katherine Jenkin's Booty.

I thought his wife was divorcing him.? Swing away Tiger, swing away

SeaFields

Sticky_Fingers wrote: »

I thought his wife was divorcing him.? Swing away Tiger, swing away

Yeah, i think he is praying in the pic ...."OH God, what I would do to her...."

Dj Stiggie

Sticky_Fingers wrote: »

I thought his wife was divorcing him.? Swing away Tiger, swing away

They are divorced but as a "recovered sex-addict", the media just want any chance to jump all over it

Kivaro

Sticky_Fingers wrote: »

I thought his wife was divorcing him.? Swing away Tiger, swing away

Yeah, he's getting divorced.
What's funny is that he is trying to avoid the temptation ....... which got him into trouble in the first place.

OK, if I was to put a text caption over Tiger's head, it would read:
"Can't look, Can't look. The last time I reacted to such a fine piece of ass, it cost me $100 Million."

MrStuffins

Dj Stiggie wrote: »

They are divorced but as a "recovered sex-addict", the media just want any chance to jump all over it

Media or not, i'm not sure Tiger minds who's jumping all over it TBH!

gerrycollins

Ms Jenkins make my mind dirty

Sticky_Fingers

Dj Stiggie wrote: »

They are divorced but as a "recovered sex-addict", the media just want any chance to jump all over it

Sex addict my hole, the guys just a randy old bastard. I love how his PR team have spun the story to try and gain sympathy for Tiger by placing a veneer of respectability over his actions by saying he has a condition. I had more respect for him when he was more Sid James than Sigmund Freud.

Kivaro

gerrycollins wrote: »

Ms Jenkins make my mind dirty

I have a very serious question for everybody:
Is Ms Jenkins wearing underwear?


Poll (Pole) to follow ......

fryup

gerrycollins wrote: »

Ms Jenkins make my mind dirty

I'd Ryd'er the arse off her :P

orourkeda

Pherekydes wrote: »

Golf: the most tedious sport known to woman.

No. It's rugby.

orourkeda

I'd be more concerned if at least one of them wasnt looking at her arse.

Agricola

She wouldnt be wearing underwear long if i had a grip of her.... hah hah! :pac:

bonerm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2goFa0fFnA

orourkeda

And a fine bit of an aul arse it is too.

Dean820

Tiger's expression is priceless.

Fluorescence

orourkeda wrote: »

No. It's rugby.

No, it really is golf. At least with rugby there's some action going on! With golf programmes, all you see is a shot of the golfer getting ready to swing, a lovely view of the sky and then the camera pans back to the ground to show where the ball's landed. They almost always have the most boring voices to comment as well.

Whatever about playing golf (I assume there must be some attraction in it for those who play) but why would anyone want to watch hours upon hours of golf footage?

MrStuffins

What's all this Golf v Rugby business?

Ain't you ever heard of Crick.........

Sorry, i dozed off there as i was just typing the word!

Agricola

fluorescence wrote: »

No, it really is golf. At least with rugby there's some action going on! With golf programmes, all you see is a shot of the golfer getting ready to swing, a lovely view of the sky and then the camera pans back to the ground to show where the ball's landed. They almost always have the most boring voices to comment as well.

Whatever about playing golf (I assume there must be some attraction in it for those who play) but why would anyone want to watch hours upon hours of golf footage?

In fairness, the golfer is hitting a tiny ball sometimes around 300 yrds, with a long piece of metal and more often than not gets it to land a matter of feet from the hole. If you or I tried that we would struggle to hit the ball, never mind get it to do that! There is alot of skill involved, and fans appreciate that.
Anyway, how many people have we all spoken to who say football and rugby is just a bunch of men following a ball around a field and beating each other up. The worth of any sport is purely subjective.

Bonito

ZZzzzzzzzzzzzip.

Son Of A Vidic

You see Paul lining the eyes up for the booty shot - now that's forward planning for ya.

CatFromHue

orourkeda wrote: »

I'd be more concerned if at least one of them wasnt looking at her arse.

padraig harraington is easing your concerns

he is on the far right

ejmaztec

Kivaro wrote: »

Tiger seems to be praying to Heaven or trying his best to avoid getting caught looking at Katherine Jenkin's Booty.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1316589/RYDER-CUP-2010-Tiger-Woods-caught-ogling-Katherine-Jenkins.html

bonerm

The wives look rough as old boots for the most part. You'd think famous millionaire golfers could do better.

ejmaztec

bonerm wrote: »

The wives look rough as old boots for the most part. You'd think famous millionaire golfers could do better.

They've got to be a bit butch, or they wouldn't be able to carry those golf-bags back to the Range Rover.

kraggy

Katherine Jenkins is all woman.

Unbelievable.

Fluorescence

Agricola wrote: »

In fairness, the golfer is hitting a tiny ball sometimes around 300 yrds, with a long piece of metal and more often than not gets it to land a matter of feet from the hole. If you or I tried that we would struggle to hit the ball, never mind get it to do that! There is alot of skill involved, and fans appreciate that.
Anyway, how many people have we all spoken to who say football and rugby is just a bunch of men following a ball around a field and beating each other up. The worth of any sport is purely subjective.

Oh I realise that. My dad and brothers are big into golf - I've been out with them a few times and I can assure you that I suck at it. It's certainly harder than it looks! Still doesn't make it any more interesting to watch...

marzic

http://www.celebutopia.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/img-441.jpg

orourkeda

That's one hell of an arse.

Superb.

KrazeeEyezKilla

Harrington & Woods are doing the old trick of pointing your head one way with the eyes going the other.

Kivaro

Sticky_Fingers wrote: »

Sex addict my hole........

Somehow I think that the expression " ..... my hole" does not work in a context where the words "sex addict" are also used.