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Bucket List

  • 01-10-2010 10:43pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 126 ✭✭Jmcc001


    i was just watching the bucket list and was wondering if u had a list of fun things to do before u die. mine would be to go to australia and go on a safari in africa .


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,848 ✭✭✭bleg


    Post in this thread.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    A bucket of KFC....:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Kill somebody - seriously, murder some asshole who has done me or my family wrong in the past and just kill them.

    Also, go to Disneyland :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Jmcc001 wrote: »
    i was just watching the bucket list and was wondering if u had a list of fun things to do before u die. mine would be to go to australia and go on a safari in africa .

    Seriously, i always wanted to see Rush and Led Zeppelin live, done both.:cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 393 ✭✭Tom Slick


    Jmcc001 wrote: »
    ... mine would be to go to australia and go on a safari in africa .

    Are you going on the African safari while in Australia?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 768 ✭✭✭Ian Beale


    bleg wrote: »
    Post in this thread.

    Do you actually think that's funny? It's only been done a few hundred times.

    1. Go to every continent
    2. Learn to fly a helicopter (sure why not)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 645 ✭✭✭rockmongrel


    I've always wanted to have a **** in the Vatican City, just to say I did...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Get laid, obviously


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 393 ✭✭Tom Slick


    How do you get laid obviously?

    Thinking about it though.......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Tom Slick wrote: »
    How do you get laid obviously?

    Thinking about it though.......
    On the high street?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 393 ✭✭Tom Slick


    brummytom wrote: »
    On the high street?

    I'll make that top of my list! :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    To ride Dear Liza.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Tom Slick wrote: »
    How do you get laid obviously?

    Thinking about it though.......

    In a tent at oxegen, you may get a standing ovation! :D - Done!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    I'd like to have a single moment of clarity before I shake off this mortal coil.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 112 ✭✭google faps




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    mikom wrote: »
    To ride Dear Liza.

    Liza Minelli?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    to undergo surgery that allows one to perform auto fellatio


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 393 ✭✭Tom Slick


    I don't need surgery ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Tom Slick wrote: »
    I don't need surgery ;)

    show us your c*ck


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭Scuid Mhór


    lists require thinking. i'll just float by with my instant improvisational skills.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 393 ✭✭Tom Slick


    Anyone would have said what I said, given the previous post! (its called humour)
    Leave me alone!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,662 ✭✭✭RMD


    I have 3 very ambitious ones but I will do them, I wont let myself die without doing them.

    1. Serve in the armed forces.
    2. Travel to all continents in the world.
    3. While taking in Antarctica in the above, reach the south pole.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    I would like to kill everyone who uses the letter "U" in place of the word "you".

    Ok, maybe not kill them. That's a bit too much.
    Maybe cut their legs off.
    It's quite obvious that they are far too lazy to type out two extra letters, so they must be the types of people who spend all day sitting on their fat arses and do not need their legs.

    My hope is that over time they would realise that they actually do need their legs. Upon realisisng this, they would then understand that, just like they need their legs, the word "you" needs the letters "Y" and "O".

    Having kept their legs on ice, I would then return them to people at random, and based upon thir suitability regarding blood types and such.

    For instance, the OP would get two left feet. One would be 34" long with a size 6 foot, and the other would be 40" long with a size 11 foot.
    They will all regain the use of their legs, but will be punished for using text speak by being given mis-matched legs belonging to other people.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    Jmcc001 wrote: »
    i was just watching the bucket list and was wondering if u had a list of fun things to do before u die. mine would be to go to australia and go on a safari in africa .

    Mine is to make sure you never get to do that.
    Ian Beale wrote: »
    Do you actually think that's funny? It's only been done a few hundred times.

    As has your mum...but I still laugh at her.

    Well done. You will be a valued member of society once you take up you post as a researcher. The nobel is littered with great researchers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Grindylow


    Your mother.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Terry wrote: »
    I would like to kill everyone who uses the letter "U" in place of the word "you".

    Ok, maybe not kill them. That's a bit too much.
    Maybe cut their legs off.
    It's quite obvious that they are far too lazy to type out two extra letters, so they must be the types of people who spend all day sitting on their fat arses and do not need their legs.

    My hope is that over time they would realise that they actually do need their legs. Upon realisisng this, they would then understand that, just like they need their legs, the word "you" needs the letters "Y" and "O".

    Having kept their legs on ice, I would then return them to people at random, and based upon thir suitability regarding blood types and such.

    For instance, the OP would get two left feet. One would be 34" long with a size 6 foot, and the other would be 40" long with a size 11 foot.
    They will all regain the use of their legs, but will be punished for using text speak by being given mis-matched legs belonging to other people.

    This is actually brilliant!


    I want to go back in time and see Queen live in Wembley in 86, only I was two then and I'd prefer to be about 20 so I'd appreciate it.

    Spend my life with someone I adore. (and who's brave enough!)

    Go to Australia.

    Live somewhere really high up.


    Basically I wanna be a hippy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    Class of bla bla bla, My advice to you......

    Take MDMA once.

    Take Mescaline once (if you have to, settle for LSD, if not that, Mushrooms).

    Listen to Sinnerman by Nina Simone straight through in a dark room alone.

    Fukk an 18 year old german girl (weather you are a boy or girl, gay or straight).

    Learn a musical instrument (it's far easier than you think it is).

    Stop thinking of the world in terms of imaginary lines that divide peoples by geographical location.

    Eat a peanut butter and melted cheese sandwich.

    Laugh at fat people when they fall down.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    1) Twins

    Its a good film and all, but i dnt know if itd be the last film i ever saw...:)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,772 ✭✭✭civis_liberalis


    Tom Slick wrote: »
    How do you get laid obviously?
    Solicit the services of a prostitute outside a doughnut shop.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    dead-lift three times my body-weight,
    run a marathon,
    bang somebody famous,
    learn 2 new languages.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    [x]Run with the bulls in pamplona
    [x]watch a milan derby from the curva sud
    [x]watch ireland win a triple crown
    [x]kiss a beautiful girl at midnight on new years eve.
    [0]jump out of a plane
    [o]back pack around the world
    [o]change someones life for the better
    [o]save someone's life
    [o]find the love of my life

    First 4 down, 5 more to go. Hoping to knock them off in the next 22 months.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 283 ✭✭mikerowsopht


    I've always wanted to go to Woodstock, very annoyed but it will happen for me someday:

    Skydiving
    Bungee Jumping
    everything from topgifts.ie - cool bucket list website
    Africa
    Australia
    rape
    spit in Cowens face and sit on Enda Kenny's face and make a fart
    Murder the Kardashian family and any other family that is rich & stupid on MTV
    Start my own Ponzi scheme and then skip whatever country I'm in

    but none of these will happen due to my alcohilsm and severe smoking habbit. Has turned me 30 yrs older than I actually am


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