I'm a sweaty man

Oranage2

When i get nervious i sweat and i had an interview last week and i was covered in sweat. Anybody know how i can solve this?

R0ot

Find a sweaty woman, settle down and have sweaty kids, make sure they meet sweaty partners (rinse and repeat) in turn making all employers expect each candidate to be sweaty.*

*Warning this may take about a 1000 years or so to implement

fakearms123

Dont sweat it!

bitemybanger

don't do interviews

Blazer

sweet...one less competitor to worry about

Sykk

PI forum is > way. You obviously want to be picked on or else fail attempt at trolling.

Snakeblood

Oranage2 wrote: »

When i get nervious i sweat and i had an interview last week and i was covered in sweat. Anybody know how i can solve this?

Drink no fluids for 1 week before an interview.

Edit:

Oranage2 wrote: »

This recession is so bad that i applied for a chugger job. God have mercy on my soul!

You were probably sweating from guilt at the people you'd annoy.

TanG411

Snakeblood wrote: »

Drink no fluids for 1 week before an interview.

Edit:


You were probably sweating from guilt at the people you'd annoy.

Probably won't be alive for the interview then.

amcalester

Tombiman wrote: »

Probably won't be alive for the interview then.

Only the dead don't sweat.

phasers

Dark suit

orourkeda

Tape your pits

Oranage2

It's actually head sweat thats bad, its like i was swimming or something. Would alchol help?

Paulyh

Oranage2 wrote: »

When i get nervious i sweat and i had an interview last week and i was covered in sweat. Anybody know how i can solve this?

Probably not the best place to get serious advise

But i too suffer from this affliction.
I always try and arrive early, so i have time to sit and relax and cool down.
I wash my face with cold water if i can use the toilet facilities while waiting.
I wear a shirt that does not show if i am sweating, or wear a suit jacket.
If i think i am sweating, i'll just start sweating more!! so not thinking about It is the best, easier said then done!!
Its happened me before when i couldnt help sweating, but usually when i get into the 'groove' of the interview i calm down.
But i just said, 'hey sorry about the sweating, i was rushing as a didnt want to be late', if you draw attention to it, it seems like its not a big deal.
I was sweating in my first interview for the job i have now, and still got called back for the second interview, and was offered the job, so its not as big a deal as you make it out to be in your mind.
More often then not, you think you are sweating more then you actually are.
So just say to yourself, 'fcuk it!! nobody really cares!!'
Or, you could be seen as that really weird sweaty guy!!

So anyway, stay cool (literally)

Snakeblood

Oranage2 wrote: »

It's actually head sweat thats bad, its like i was swimming or something. Would alchol help?

Are you talking about drinking or rubbing on your head pre interview?



If you're absolutely serious, the best way of combating sweating during an interview is prepare the **** out of it till you feel comfortable with it. Convince yourself you're good enough for the role.

Banji

If you're fat it will look really disgusting so lose some weight fatty!

If not, it will still look weird but less disgusting.

Boom_Bap

wear a John Mc Enroe 80's style sweat band to any future interviews.

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Sykk

Banji wrote: »

If you're fat it will look really disgusting so lose some weight fatty!

If not, it will still look weird but less disgusting.

A true boost of confidence and help!

kfallon

Don't get nervous obviously!

southsiderosie

Botox.

thebigbiffo

Sure...it wont let you down

i can believe it took till page 2 for this to be honest

Oranage2

Snakeblood wrote: »

You were probably sweating from guilt at the people you'd annoy.

Firstly 13e/h is not something i'd turn down since i did more annoying jobs for less money ( leaflet distrabutor)

I think for my next interview i'll have a can of beer and maybe spray loads of anti-persprint on my forehead.

El Weirdo

Driclor.

Edit: Sorry, wouldn't advise putting this on your head!

stovelid

I get it sometimes in interviews too.

Just laugh and say Jaysis I sweat like a cunt sometimes to the interviewer and try and ignore it.

Mr Benevolent

Did you get the job OP? There aren't a lot of interviews going on at the moment.

Oranage2

It was only yesterday and they said they'd be in contact monday. The lady was really nice but she asked was i nervous and it must of been because i was dripping in sweat.

I was shocked cause reading work and jobs people have been sending CVs away for months with no reply.

Archeron

All over body varnish. Preferably clear, you dont want to look like the Ronseal man.

Edit. I mean Cuprinol man!

biko

Bog roll under each armpit, sorted.

Donkey Oaty

southsiderosie wrote: »

Botox.

No, I think he's telling the truth.

frank reynolds

Botox injections to the sweatiest parts... ie: underarm botox to close up over-excessive sweat glands.

check out some cosmetic surgery places. i THINK it'd be cheap enough

Son Of A Vidic

Don't lie

Oranage2

My hand dont get sweaty and i dont really bodily sweat loads, its really just my big forehead and its a nervous thing.