The comfort wipe

timetogetfit

Oh my God,what will they think of next, I wonder if the inventor was on Dragons Den:D

http://www.oneheadlightink.com/sindication/?tag=vibrating-dumbbell

up for anything

Awful looking thing and awful concept. Who the feck want's another bathroom thingy to clean. Does everyone in the family get their own one or is it one for all! It's wrong. Completely wrong.

randylonghorn

Oh ffs! >.<

Mind you, if they keep saying "it extends your reach 18 inches!" someone will probably misunderstand and buy it! :rolleyes:

Sticky_Fingers

randylonghorn wrote: »

Oh ffs! >.<

Mind you, if they keep saying "it extends your reach 18 inches!" someone will probably misunderstand and buy it! :rolleyes:

Going by your username you would never fall prey to such a marketing ploy;)

strobe

Sticky_Fingers wrote: »

Going by your username you would never fall prey to such a marketing ploy;)

Going by your username it seems like the perfect product for you man.

Sticky_Fingers

strobe wrote: »

Going by your username it seems like the perfect product for you man.

I have a Filipino houseboy to take care of that, thank you very much and I'll have you know he cost me much less than 19.99.

randylonghorn

Sticky_Fingers wrote: »

Going by your username you would never fall prey to such a marketing ploy;)

Indeed! :cool:

weiland79

hahahahahaha Thats some funny sh!t right there!

Joey the lips

If that vibrated it would be a rival for the hitachi magic wand.....With toilet paper to clean up afterwords...





Now...there is an idea...

Giselle

I think its marketed towards those Americans so obese that their arms aren't long enough to reach the 'target area'.

I've seen special shower extensions specifically for getting at those places that never see the sun, targeted at the very large who can't physically reach around themselves to wash anymore.

timetogetfit

Joey the lips wrote: »

If that vibrated it would be a rival for the hitachi magic wand.....With toilet paper to clean up afterwords...





Now...there is an idea...

Thats coming nest year

Mr Benevolent

ARRGH!

General Zod

believe it or not, this is actually aimed at fat people who can't reach.

padma

who scrunches their toilet paper?
Who picks up toilet paper the wrong way around after wiping?
They say toilet paper is old fashioned but they still need to use it to wipe.
Honestly what kind of crap is this?

orourkeda

That is such a dildo.

CrazyRabbit

Jeez...If it really bothers you to use TP, then buy a bidet.

I suppose this product might be helpful for seriously obese people or those with impaired movement.

Ronin247

I love the bonus item the " GET A GRIP " never was such a product so aptly named

FlutterinBantam

Au contraire, my friends, quite a lot of people in the middle aged to elderly find it difficult to get around, and apply a firm cleaning regime to the old chocolate starfish.
Thus, in the absence of a bidet, an appliance which I fully endorse, any help in keeping the badge in 'Blue Flag' condition must surely be welcomed.

We cannot have a situation, which happened in the Midlands recently, when an 'elderly 'lady of 'chunky' build found it necessary to dab the tea-towel holder with white spirit and squat over a lighted tea candle to shift a nest of hardened cling-ons??

Surely not:eek:

cruiser178

The ould wan in that vid says "its embarassing having somebody help you with your personal matters":eek::eek:
I feel so cheated,ive had nobody wipe my asre since i was about 18 months.

FlutterinBantam

:eek:

maybe that's why your hole feels like a dead crocodiles back after being left out in the sun for a week?

Son Of A Vidic

What sort of human whale would need a plastic stick extension, to clean their exit pipe. Christ it would be covered in more dried sh1te, than the cell walls during the Maze blanket protest.

cruiser178

cruiser178 wrote: »

The ould wan in that vid says "its embarassing having somebody help you with your personal matters":eek::eek:
I feel so cheated,ive had nobody wipe my asre since i was about 18 months.

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

:eek:

maybe that's why your hole feels like a dead crocodiles back after being left out in the sun for a week?

ok ok i see where i went wrong there,smart ass

Sir Gallagher

It's no 3 sea shells.

Catari Jaguar

Is it from the people that brought us the Hoodie-Footie snuggle suit? It's a hug you can wear!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCOXQVnHUko

Millicent

How many minutes do you reckon it took that actress to fire her agent after that job?! :pac:

Millicent

Millicent wrote: »

How many minutes do you reckon it took that actress to fire her agent after that job?! :pac:

It's a sign that you've hit rock bottom when that's the only gigs you can get!

cc-offe

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ok let me compose myself

Ew Anyone else think (when it cut to the shower scene) that she was scrubbing her back with the same thing she wipes with?

What advantages to being a big guy is he talking about? I'm pretty sure if you're unable to wipe your own ass because you're so big then they're surely cannot be a lot you can do (and definitely not at an advantage to slim people)

cc-offe

cherub rock wrote: »

Is it from the people that brought us the Hoodie-Footie snuggle suit? It's a hug you can wear!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCOXQVnHUko

It's like a bunny costume without the ears

Orange69

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

It's no 3 sea shells.

Wasnt it annoying that they never really explained how they worked!!!

CrazyRabbit

Orange69 wrote: »

Wasnt it annoying that they never really explained how they worked!!!

Pfft...isn't it obvious?

Hail 2 Da Thief

Oh dear God, what a horrible product!