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The comfort wipe

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    #2
    up for anything
    Registered Users Posts: 5,776 ✭✭✭up for anything


    Awful looking thing and awful concept. Who the feck want's another bathroom thingy to clean. Does everyone in the family get their own one or is it one for all! It's wrong. Completely wrong.


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    #3
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Oh ffs! >.<

    Mind you, if they keep saying "it extends your reach 18 inches!" someone will probably misunderstand and buy it! :rolleyes:


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    #4
    Sticky_Fingers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭Sticky_Fingers


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Oh ffs! >.<

    Mind you, if they keep saying "it extends your reach 18 inches!" someone will probably misunderstand and buy it! :rolleyes:
    Going by your username you would never fall prey to such a marketing ploy;)


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    #5
    strobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    Sticky_Fingers wrote: »
    Going by your username you would never fall prey to such a marketing ploy;)

    Going by your username it seems like the perfect product for you man. :D


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    #6
    Sticky_Fingers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭Sticky_Fingers


    strobe wrote: »
    Going by your username it seems like the perfect product for you man. :D
    I have a Filipino houseboy to take care of that, thank you very much and I'll have you know he cost me much less than 19.99.


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    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Sticky_Fingers wrote: »
    Going by your username you would never fall prey to such a marketing ploy;)
    Indeed! :cool:


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    #8
    weiland79
    Registered Users Posts: 3,307 ✭✭✭weiland79


    hahahahahaha Thats some funny sh!t right there!


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    #9
    Joey the lips
    Registered Users Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    If that vibrated it would be a rival for the hitachi magic wand.....With toilet paper to clean up afterwords...





    Now...there is an idea...


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    #10
    Giselle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    I think its marketed towards those Americans so obese that their arms aren't long enough to reach the 'target area'.

    I've seen special shower extensions specifically for getting at those places that never see the sun, targeted at the very large who can't physically reach around themselves to wash anymore.


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    #11
    timetogetfit
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,177 ✭✭✭timetogetfit


    Joey the lips wrote: »
    If that vibrated it would be a rival for the hitachi magic wand.....With toilet paper to clean up afterwords...





    Now...there is an idea...

    Thats coming nest year


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    #12
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    ARRGH!


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    #13
    General Zod
    Registered Users Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    believe it or not, this is actually aimed at fat people who can't reach.


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    #14
    padma
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,874 ✭✭✭padma


    who scrunches their toilet paper?
    Who picks up toilet paper the wrong way around after wiping?
    They say toilet paper is old fashioned but they still need to use it to wipe.
    Honestly what kind of crap is this?


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    #15
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    That is such a dildo.


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    #16
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Jeez...If it really bothers you to use TP, then buy a bidet.

    I suppose this product might be helpful for seriously obese people or those with impaired movement.


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    #17
    Ronin247
    Registered Users Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭Ronin247


    I love the bonus item the " GET A GRIP " never was such a product so aptly named


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    #18
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Au contraire, my friends, quite a lot of people in the middle aged to elderly find it difficult to get around, and apply a firm cleaning regime to the old chocolate starfish.
    Thus, in the absence of a bidet, an appliance which I fully endorse, any help in keeping the badge in 'Blue Flag' condition must surely be welcomed.

    We cannot have a situation, which happened in the Midlands recently, when an 'elderly 'lady of 'chunky' build found it necessary to dab the tea-towel holder with white spirit and squat over a lighted tea candle to shift a nest of hardened cling-ons??

    Surely not:eek:


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    #19
    cruiser178
    Registered Users Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    The ould wan in that vid says "its embarassing having somebody help you with your personal matters":eek::eek:
    I feel so cheated,ive had nobody wipe my asre since i was about 18 months.


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    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    :eek:

    maybe that's why your hole feels like a dead crocodiles back after being left out in the sun for a week?


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    #21
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    What sort of human whale would need a plastic stick extension, to clean their exit pipe. Christ it would be covered in more dried sh1te, than the cell walls during the Maze blanket protest.


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    #22
    cruiser178
    Registered Users Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    cruiser178 wrote: »
    The ould wan in that vid says "its embarassing having somebody help you with your personal matters":eek::eek:
    I feel so cheated,ive had nobody wipe my asre since i was about 18 months.
    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    :eek:

    maybe that's why your hole feels like a dead crocodiles back after being left out in the sun for a week?
    ok ok i see where i went wrong there,smart ass :D


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    #23
    Sir Gallagher
    Registered Users Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    It's no 3 sea shells.


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    #24
    Catari Jaguar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,649 ✭✭✭Catari Jaguar


    Is it from the people that brought us the Hoodie-Footie snuggle suit? It's a hug you can wear!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCOXQVnHUko


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    #25
    Millicent
    Registered Users Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    How many minutes do you reckon it took that actress to fire her agent after that job?! :pac:


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    #26
    [Deleted User]
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    Millicent wrote: »
    How many minutes do you reckon it took that actress to fire her agent after that job?! :pac:

    It's a sign that you've hit rock bottom when that's the only gigs you can get!


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    #27
    cc-offe
    Registered Users Posts: 455 ✭✭cc-offe


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ok let me compose myself

    Ew Anyone else think (when it cut to the shower scene) that she was scrubbing her back with the same thing she wipes with?

    What advantages to being a big guy is he talking about? I'm pretty sure if you're unable to wipe your own ass because you're so big then they're surely cannot be a lot you can do (and definitely not at an advantage to slim people)


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    #28
    cc-offe
    Registered Users Posts: 455 ✭✭cc-offe


    cherub rock wrote: »
    Is it from the people that brought us the Hoodie-Footie snuggle suit? It's a hug you can wear!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCOXQVnHUko


    It's like a bunny costume without the ears :(


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    #29
    Orange69
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Orange69


    Sir Gallagher wrote: »
    It's no 3 sea shells.

    :D Wasnt it annoying that they never really explained how they worked!!!


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    #30
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Orange69 wrote: »
    :D Wasnt it annoying that they never really explained how they worked!!!

    Pfft...isn't it obvious?


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    #31
    Hail 2 Da Thief
    Registered Users Posts: 1,615 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Thief


    Oh dear God, what a horrible product!


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