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Xtreme Church is coming to Galvasean's neck of the woods

  • 29-09-2010 10:57pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭


    Saw a poster for this and thought it was some kind of joke so I checked out their website and indeed my local Presbyterian Church is hosting an 'Xtreme Church' session.
    Church like you've never seen it before....

    Come along and hear what God has to say about himself, us and the world we live in, as the Bible is clearly explained. Enjoy great live music from some of Ireland’s best Christian bands, munch on delicious pizza and enjoy a free night out that’s far better than doing Sunday night homework!

    More here.

    This is one of the more funny attempts for a religious group to 'get down wiff da yoof" I've seen recently. I didn't realise they did this kind of stuff in this country.
    Suffice to say, I'm thinking about having a shave and heading in for some free pizza, drink (probably holy water) and music.
    Curiously, the event is for ages 15+. hopefully this means there will be a movie screening, most likely Passion of the Christ (that was 15s right?)


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,718 ✭✭✭The Mad Hatter


    buddy_christ.jpg
    (Yeah, who didn't see this response coming?)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,001 ✭✭✭ColmDawson


    "But sir, the Presbyterians told me I didn't have to do my homework!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,880 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    Awh there's nothing cheesier that when a religious group goes out wearing baseball caps backwards trying to connect with the young uns..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,333 ✭✭✭bad2dabone


    What would Jesus say to... Simon Cowell?

    Blessed are the Jedwards, for they shall inherit the Abrakebabras.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭sponsoredwalk




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    Galvasean wrote: »
    free pizza, drink (probably holy water) and music.

    mmm sacrilicious:P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 720 ✭✭✭Des Carter


    Awh there's nothing cheesier that when a religious group goes out wearing baseball caps backwards trying to connect with the young uns..

    Baseball caps = cheesy

    demotivational-posters-jesus.jpg

    Skateboards = Rad!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,292 ✭✭✭tdv123


    jesuspizzaongreen.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    hmm, try our new three cheeses christ pizza. :D

    dammit, now i'm stuck on this page till pink floyd finishes. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,517 ✭✭✭axer


    Free Pizza!! Praise the lord!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    tdv123 wrote: »
    jesuspizzaongreen.jpg

    Is that...the Dude?


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,996 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Zillah wrote: »
    Is that...the Dude?

    The Lord abides :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,576 ✭✭✭Improbable


    I wonder if they used his flesh to make the pizza base and his blood as the tomato sauce... One might wonder where the creamy cheesy goodness came from.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    Upon further research:
    dudejesus.jpg


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,564 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    Far out!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 593 ✭✭✭Rockery Woman


    ok - so the Presybyterians have gotten down with the "YOOF" - now whats the Catholic church got lined up??? Virgin Mary Cocktail Night??? Smoke yer Dope wid Da Pope??? I can see it now, the Priests gettin all Ali G with chains and tracksuits reciting Da Homily..... might even get a lapsed catholic like myself back in the pew wid da crew!!!!;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 864 ✭✭✭Kxiii


    vibe666 wrote: »
    hmm, try our new three cheeses christ pizza. :D

    They can call it the Cheeses of Nazareth :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,001 ✭✭✭ColmDawson


    vibe666 wrote: »
    hmm, try our new three cheeses christ pizza
    Kxiii wrote: »
    They can call it the Cheeses of Nazareth :D
    Or, if the cheeses are Swiss in origin, they could name it The Holey Trinity.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 720 ✭✭✭Des Carter


    I can see it now, the Priests gettin all Ali G with chains and tracksuits reciting Da Homily..... might even get a lapsed catholic like myself back in the pew wid da crew!!!!;)

    I would imagine it would look something like this:



    If only they were actual priests:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,718 ✭✭✭The Mad Hatter


    Dades wrote: »
    Far out!

    The Dade abides?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    ok - so the Presybyterians have gotten down with the "YOOF" - now whats the Catholic church got lined up???
    well their last big 'push' didn't go too well for them, but maybe they were just coming on a bit too strong wth the whole 'sex' thing? :confused::rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,432 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    I like how the only thing they could think of comparing it to was "doing homework on a Sunday night"
    :D

    Feck it. I would probably go for the free pizza.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭sponsoredwalk


    Awh there's nothing cheesier that when a religious group goes out wearing baseball caps backwards trying to connect with the young uns..

    Like this?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    beating the demon? :D

    oh, I actually thought he was serious until the little silver surfer came out. :p


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