Wednesday 2

MonkieSocks

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old time’s sake.

He hires a prostitute and takes her up to a room,

He’s going at it as best he can for a guy his age.

The old sailor asks, "How am I doing?"

The prostitute replies,

"Well sailor, you’re doing about three knots."

"Three knots?" he replies,

"What’s that supposed to mean?"

She says,

"You’re knot hard, you’re knot in, and you’re knot getting your money back"

__________________________

Man walks into WH Smith and says,

"Do you have that new self help book for men with really small dicks?"

Girl says

"I don't think it’s in yet"

He replies

"Yeah that’s the one!"

__________________________

A Local Politician visits his nearest old folks home, and remarks to a 90 year old lady how well she looks.

Have you ever been bedridden? He asks.

I have several times she said, but I also like it up the arse on the sofa...

coldfire1x

Second one is brilliant.

dilallio

coldfire1x wrote: »

Second one is brilliant.

+1