Out of the mouths of babes

littlemis

My 9 year old daughter stunned us all this evening,by saying "i'm going to write a letter to Brian Cowen,and say Dear Brian Cowen,you have ruined my country,would you Please quit.

My name is URL

She's an AH regular too, probably

phasers

A 9 year old shouldn't be worried about stuff like that. Tell her to go roll a hoop with a stick or something.

orourkeda

littlemis wrote: »

My 9 year old daughter stunned us all this evening,by saying "i'm going to write a letter to Brian Cowen,and say Dear Brian Cowen,you have ruined my country,would you Please quit.

A life as a sunday business post columnist awaits.

mikom

littlemis wrote: »

Out of the mouths of babes

This is a tale about an unprejudiced heart, and how it changed our valley forever.
There was a time not so long ago when pigs were afforded no respect, except by other pigs; they lived their whole lives in a cruel and sunless world. In those days pigs believed that the sooner they grew large and fat, the sooner they'd be taken into Pig Paradise, a place so wonderful that no pig had ever thought to come back.

starbelgrade

I was playing with one of my nephews last week... we were play-fighting & I went to karate chop him, saying "Hiiiiiyaaaa..... KARATE CHOP!"

He stopped me mid-way & said, in all sincerity.. "I didn't know you could do karate"!

admiralofthefleet

/waits for snyper

AckwelFoley

orourkeda wrote: »

A life as a sunday business post columnist awaits.

Shes already smart enought to write for the red tops

Subtle Troll

littlemis wrote: »

My 9 year old daughter stunned us all this evening,by saying "i'm going to write a letter to Brian Cowen,and say Dear Brian Cowen,you have ruined my country,would you Please quit.

Hows it goin' Enda

minidazzler

Pfft, 9, probably hasn't even learned cursive yet.

Subtle Troll

minidazzler wrote: »

Pfft, 9, probably hasn't even learned cursive yet.

Only skanger children know cursive.

F*ck, g*e, M*ecrob

TheZohanS

littlemis wrote: »

My 9 year old daughter stunned us all this evening,by saying "i'm going to write a letter to Brian Cowen,and say Dear Brian Cowen,you have ruined my country,would you Please quit.

Bet she wont though.

Pete M.

My two kids, 10 & 5, were with me for two hours at a protest when Mr. Cowen came to the COC dinner in Sligo a couple of weeks ago.

As he drove through the gates there was a chant of "SHAME, SHAME, SHAME" as he went through the gates.

My daughter said that I was the loudest there (that made me proud) and that I was an embarrassment.

The next day when my son, 5, wouldn't give over the remote, my daughter started the chant at him "SHAME, SHAME, SHAME".

He handed it over straight away

Pity our Brian wouldn't do the same because my 5 yr old would do a better job and drink less.

ottostreet

I know something else that comes out of the mouth of babes....:p



i can't remember what though

johnnyskeleton

littlemis wrote: »

My 9 year old daughter stunned us all this evening,by saying "i'm going to write a letter to Brian Cowen,and say Dear Brian Cowen,you have ruined my country,would you Please quit.

Is there a pop up version of the general theory of employment, interest and money for 9 year olds? Christmas is coming.

dan185

Pete M. wrote: »

My two kids, 10 & 5, were with me for two hours at a protest when Mr. Cowen came to the COC dinner in Sligo a couple of weeks ago.

As he drove through the gates there was a chant of "SHAME, SHAME, SHAME" as he went through the gates.

My daughter said that I was the loudest there (that made me proud) and that I was an embarrassment.

The next day when my son, 5, wouldn't give over the remote, my daughter started the chant at him "SHAME, SHAME, SHAME".

He handed it over straight away

Pity our Brian wouldn't do the same because my 5 yr old would do a better job and drink less.

COC dinner you say...

mfceiling

They grow up so fast



*sniff*

recylingbin

My 9 year old solved poverty yesterday and a magic square today.
So there.

Ms. Captain M

I asked my 9 year old why he didn't want a girlfriend. He said it's like chocolate, why would you want to eat the same bar every day for the rest of your life

Pete M.

dan185 wrote: »

COC dinner you say...

Yip. Big one too.

All of the COC were there.

And Brian....

thee glitz

where's the something about babes?

Dudess

Swearing from kids is usually, nay always, good.

KeithM89_old

Went with my 6 yr old niece up-to the shop to get an ice-cream - she grabbed the cone too hard, it cracked, ice cream on floor.
She stares at the ice cream, and just says "Fcuk sake" and walks away.

Bonito

My sis, 3 and a half, gets her hair cut where one of the hairdressers is gay. She knows he's gay, but doesn't know what gay is, so my older sis told her it's when you touch your finger to your wrist.

Now when she goes to get her haircut she flicks her hand forward to try touch her wrist and says "Gay Andy* is going to cut my hair."



*Not his real name.

Lockstep

My friends 4 year old daughter last week:
"Daddy, the Gilmore man is on TV talking about the Smart Economy again."

Bonito

bonerm wrote: »

No, it's "Queer Andy"

One word at a time, she's only 3.

SugarHigh

I'm so glad you decided to share this. You know most parents don't realise that complete strangers care what your kids get up to.

Snakeblood

My baby just GURGLES ENDLESSLY for the last month.

I'm giving her 2 more years and if she doesn't change, she's out on her ear.:mad:

pickarooney

Stansted Airport, passport control, 2 year old decides now would be a good time to begin his career as a champion swearer.
"Fuсk off! Fuсk off! Fuсk off!" he shouts gleefully before side-stepping the guard and legging it across the concourse to (thankfully) the right plane. His clarity of diction and swagger of hip made me so proud.

Turtwig

KeithM89 wrote: »

Went with my 6 yr old niece up-to the shop to get an ice-cream - she grabbed the cone too hard, it cracked, ice cream on floor.
She stares at the ice cream, and just says "Fcuk sake" and walks away.

Horrific! Especially for boards.ie's number one 24 fan - Make sure your own son/daughter says "Damn it!".

KeithM89_old

Malty_T wrote: »

Horrific! Especially for boards.ie's number one 24 fan - Make sure your own son/daughter says "Damn it!".

Aw thanks

Actually i loved it - the old woman behind the til looked mortified though:D

storm2811

I was looking after two girls around this time last year, 7 and 8 all excited for Halloween.
So one of them starts "Trick or treat, give me something nice to eat or..ehh...emm.."
Other girl pipes in "Or I'll knock your teeth out!" :pac:

orourkeda

phasers wrote: »

A 9 year old shouldn't be worried about stuff like that. Tell her to go roll a hoop with a stick or something.

Indeed. She should be getting sh*tfaced on drugs and booze.