If you could choose a date with Avril,Katie Perry,Tar, or Cheryl Cole?

sxt

Who would you pick and why?

Leeg17

Tar.
Tar is : Avril x Katie x Cheryl ^ ( oo ). Mhm it's true.

Solitaire

Leeg17 wrote: »

Tar.
Tar is : Avril x Katie x Cheryl ^ ( oo ). Mhm it's true.

Is that bewbs or an infinity sign?

Or both?

Leeg17

Solitaire wrote: »

Is that bewbs or an infinity sign?

Or both?

Infinity in any other forum. Both here. They still do a great unjustice to Tar's though.

Tar.Aldarion

avril, cheryl and 4 of myself

neil_

Cheryl Cole easily, just to sit there and listen to her silly accent and lovely voice. Tar's voice is distinctly average, a little high pitched if anything, not great really..

Tar.Aldarion

Don't make me speak even more like a child/sing on vent again


'please stop tar, stopppp, never do that again'

neil_

As if you're ever on vent!

Tar.Aldarion

im away, back tomorrow night! making topteameu

Abi

Avril. All the way. *touches tongue*


/gives Tar winks



Soooo. Hawwwt.

randylonghorn

neil_ wrote: »

Tar's voice is distinctly average, a little high pitched if anything, not great really..

That's the blender ...

Abigayle wrote: »

/gives Tar winks

You really should spellcheck!

Star Lord

Abigayle wrote: »

Avril. All the way. *touches tongue*

/gives Tar winks

Soooo. Hawwwt.

I hugged Avril before...

Tar.Aldarion

then i must hump you

neil_

Abigayle wrote: »

are there 2 eggs in that egg? seriously what the ****

Tar.Aldarion

I see you are a noob to the world, it's quite common to get two yokes in an egg.

liah

Wait, you lot have a vent? I want in

Tar.Aldarion

That's the vent I gave you before and you played games on

liah

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

That's the vent I gave you before and you played games on

Oh right, didn't realize it was the same one. Lost the info anyway as I switched gaming computers (unfortunate downgrade, bah).

Anyone go in there who plays L4D2? It's basically the only game that fits both categories of a) can run on my computer and b) I'm actually still mildly interested in.

Tar.Aldarion

No idea, I never got the second one so dunno who in there has it. Second much better?

neil_

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

I see you are a noob to the world, it's quite common to get two yokes in an egg.

I eat 2 eggs a day with breakfast and I have never seen this. Do you import yours from chernobyl or something?

Tar.Aldarion

I eat 3+ eggs a day.

It's actually a sign of a good egg, well cared for chickens. Most often you would get them from some farmer person that makes love to them and so forth

neil_

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

I eat 3+ eggs a day.

Holy **** I have never seen any more smugness expressed through the medium of text. Well done.

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

It's actually a sign of a good egg, well cared for chickens. Most often you would get them from some farmer person that makes love to them and so forth

My aunt keeps chickens, she named them all after her children, enough said really. shane and phil can attest to the fact that their yolk to egg ratio stays firmly at 1.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_yolk#Double-yolk_eggs

See, it happens when the poor little hens ovulate too fast

randylonghorn

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

I see you are a noob to the world, it's quite common to get two yokes in an egg.

It would want to be a pretty big egg to get two yokes into it ... especially if they're anything like my yoke!

Two yolks, now, however, oh high priestess of Spell Czechs ... :pac:

neil_

oooooh

randylonghorn

neil_ wrote: »

oooooh

0_o

Penetrator or penetrated?

Star Lord

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

then i must hump you

What, because a bunch of years back I held Avrils tender 17 year old body in my arms?

sNarah

I would go on a date with myself and also hump me whilst I was at it. Oh and Tar.

Misticles

I would propose a 3 wheel date, me, Tar and Katie!!