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Anyone ever try stand up?

  • 25-09-2010 2:12am
    #1
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭


    I tried stand up once and was told to sit down - du du dum -

    Jokes aside i tried it once infront of about 100 people and i was bad - none of my jokes were funny but people laughed out of niceness/awkwardness and i was suppose to do about 10 minutes but i was finished after like 2.

    So there are some funny posters on AH so any you try some stand up and how'd it go?


Comments

  • #2
    johnn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    yep.....*stands up* done


  • #3
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Yeah, but I fell down.

    Dum tish!

    With gags like that, I'd die on my arse :)


  • #4
    bennyob
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 701 ✭✭✭bennyob


    Tonight matthew, my standup is.........a wobble!!!!


  • #5
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    No, closest I got was when I was public speaking or training students.


  • #6
    kraggy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭kraggy


    I wanted to sit on your sister, but she stood me up.


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  • #7
    Absurdum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,445 ✭✭✭Absurdum


    I cracked a joke when I was doing a reading at my sister's wedding, how was I supposed to know that a priest would find a paedo joke so offensive :rolleyes:


  • #8
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    My life is a tragic comedy TBH.


  • #9
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,715 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    du du dum -
    OutlawPete wrote: »

    Dum tish


    Oh FFS! its....BA-DOOM-TISSHHHHH!!!:pac:


  • #10
    old_aussie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,410 ✭✭✭old_aussie


    I was once stood up.


  • #11
    bennyob
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 701 ✭✭✭bennyob


    old_aussie wrote: »
    I was once stood up.

    Have you got any tips?


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  • #12
    Sheeps
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,763 ✭✭✭Sheeps


    The first time I did stand up everyone laughed at all my jokes and I was hilarious. I got compliments from people saying that I was literally the funniest person they have ever witnessed and that I rule. It's true. I do rule at basically everything. I'm literally the greatest. Everyone is beneath me.


  • #13
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    fonecrusher1 wrote: »
    Oh FFS! its....BA-DOOM-TISSHHHHH!!!:pac:

    its ba-dum-tssch


  • #14
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    I tried stand up once and was told to sit down - du du dum -

    Jokes aside i tried it once infront of about 100 people and i was bad - none of my jokes were funny but people laughed out of niceness/awkwardness and i was suppose to do about 10 minutes but i was finished after like 2.

    So there are some funny posters on AH so any you try some stand up and how'd it go?

    You might get some helpful replies here OP.


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