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  • 24-09-2010 8:36pm
    #1
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭


    Dear Sarky

    I'm not sure if I'm at the right place (perhaps FlirTar would be more suitable but she's off foraging down-under-bits) so I feel I have no other alternative but to write to you, Sarky, top-notch love adviser.


    I think I might be in love with the many faces of Alan Rickman. Whenever he is at the television, I get butterflies in my tummy, tremble on my knees and get a little wet downunder. My boyfriend told me that Alan is gHey and now I'm horribly confused. Does that mean I'm ghey too? Will Alan ever return my love?

    Please help!

    An upset fan,

    Bubblefish


Comments

  • #2
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Cleary your bf is gay for Alan.
    I mean really how could anyone who is THAT manly in Die hard and robin hood and even is sooooooo sexy dead and with a never ending cold be gHey.

    Sorry thats a deal breaker you need a new bf.


  • #3
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Dear Thaedydal

    I must admit that I have seen him glaring at red tights. do you think my BF also has the hots for Alan? How should I tell him that I want him and am not willing to share the candy...?

    Help please!

    Bubblefish


  • #4
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    You need to get two Alan Rickman sexdolls....


  • #5
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Do those dolls have soft arms that you can fling around you for snuggly Alan-hugging? And, more importantly, do they have opposable thumbs?


  • #6
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    You should go for the real doll deluxe model...


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  • #7
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    sNarah wrote: »
    Do those dolls have soft arms that you can fling around you for snuggly Alan-hugging? And, more importantly, do they have opposable thumbs?

    He has opposable thumbs on his HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSS!!!!


  • #8
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    Cleary your bf is gay for Alan.

    Girl please. Everyone's a bit gay for Alan. Lord knows I would.


  • #9
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Sarky wrote: »
    Girl please. Everyone's a bit gay for Alan. Lord knows I would.

    I do know that.


  • #10
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MnSO-YmsfY


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