Alright which one of ye had a Kebab last Night

JONJO THE MISER

http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/man-threatened-to-torch-kebab-restaurant-during-siege-131716.html

Own up which one of ye guys took Arthur's day celebrations too far?

CiaranMT

I'd love a kebab right now.

Orange69

Ireland's first modern terrorist attack

minidazzler

Worst thing, both Istanbus restaurants were closted whenit only happened one!!!

old_aussie

Why can't I get a pork kebab?

Adyx

old_aussie wrote: »

Why carn't I get a pork kebab?

I don't know, why can't you?

Snowie

zaytoons I want one

AstonMartin

Jonjo what happened with your poker career?

Absurdum

minidazzler wrote: »

Worst thing, both Istanbus restaurants were closted whenit only happened one!!!

good arfur's day, yeah?

galwayrush

I had one in Charcoal Grill last night, and if those Nigerian students discovered that wonderful place, they wouldn't be fighting their relocation to Galway.:D

R0ot

Subway > Kebab

Gillington

R0ot wrote: »

Subway > Kebab

No way!! get your head checked!

Trashbat

old_aussie wrote: »

Why can't I get a pork kebab?

You can. Its called a Gyros.

Muslim Joke Fail.

chin_grin

A Cork negotiator?


"Jays bai, relax deh bombs like. Are we all happy out now bai?"


BOOM.

thebigbiffo

hmmmmmm zaytoon. if anyone ever tried to burn it down i'd protect with my life

squeakyduck

Nothing like watching a good fight happen in Abra at 4 o clock in the morning!

chin_grin

squeakyduck wrote: »

Nothing like watching a good fight happen in Abra at 4 o clock in the morning!

A wild Abra appears?

SeaFields

Thats my favorite kebab place in the city.

If i was there, happy as a pig in sh!t after a few pints and horsing into my kebab, there would have to be some serious negotiating with me to get me to leave too!

stovelid

OMG ROFALAFEL

RMD

Should have went in, pepper sprayed him and avoided 3 hours of bull**** negotiations. Don't see how could light them on fire when he can't even see and is in extreme pain. I really hate how pussyish are police force come across as.

tony 2 tone

RMD wrote: »

Should have went in, pepper sprayed him

Oh extreme chilli kebabs, mmmm debilitating.

areu4real?

Once customers and staff were cleared out of the premises, a garda hostage negotiator was sent into the Istanbul kebab restaurant.

So, they get the hostages out, then send in a hostage negotiator?
Definitely happened in Ireland..

ColumnLunch

Bad Joke Alert!!

What do you call a baby on a stick?

A kebaby

Local-womanizer

galwayrush wrote: »

I had one in Charcoal Grill last night, and if those Nigerian students discovered that wonderful place, they wouldn't be fighting their relocation to Galway.:D

Ah,I was in there once,went to the counter to order and realised I spent all my money on drink. Ended up praising the staff on the fact they give free ketchup and then got laughed out of the place by 2 cops and had to walk home in the cold

JONJO THE MISER

AstonMartin wrote: »

Jonjo what happened with your poker career?

Nothing, still grinding away at 200NL 6-7 hours a day with a over 60% rakeback deal and last month had a BB of 1.8/100:cool:

AstonMartin

Well done. keep it up. how many tables are you comfortable playing now?

Truley

ColumnLunch wrote: »

Bad Joke Alert!!

What do you call a baby on a stick?

A kebaby

What do you call a baby on a stick with no kidney?

Doner kababy

Baby on a stick being really quiet?

Shishhh kababy

Mr Benevolent

old_aussie wrote: »

Why can't I get a pork kebab?

I think you need to go to The George for that.