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2 whys

  • 23-09-2010 11:46pm
    #1
    c-note
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 434 ✭✭


    i have 2 questions which are puzzling me...

    1> why are urinals always full of chewing gum, and; does my impulse
    to spit out chewing gum when i pee, arise from always seeing
    chewing gum in urinals?

    2> why do women drivers have the seat in the most forward position,
    i can understand this for short women, but i know girls who are 5'10
    and 5'11 who drive in an almost feotal position


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  • #2
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    That's 2 whys.


  • #3
    Absurdum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,445 ✭✭✭Absurdum


    c-note wrote: »
    1> why are urinals always full of chewing gum, and; does my impulse
    to spit out chewing gum when i pee, arise from always seeing
    chewing gum in urinals?

    I suppose there aren't a lot of places left for one to dispose of their gum in public houses since the smoking ban led to the removal of ash trays, maybe that's why.


  • #4
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    This thread is so crap, I can't even think of a witty reply.


  • #5
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,708 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Tell me why?, ain't nothin but a heartache....


  • #6
    Revolution9
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,743 ✭✭✭Revolution9


    1. Rid bladder of urine, rid mouth of gum. Probably.

    2. Their vagina's cloud their judgement


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  • #7
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,357 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    This thread is so crap, I can't even think of a witty reply.

    Your wit would be wasted here SB!


  • #8
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Your wit would be wasted here SB!

    My whole life is wasted here. :p


  • #9
    Absurdum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,445 ✭✭✭Absurdum


    I feel so stupid for making a serious reply.


    ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-


  • #10
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    1) I'm a female so don't usually see a urinal..

    2) I'm 5ft 3 and don't sit on top of the steering wheel,i'm as far away as is possible and safe, so maybe you should change that to "some women". But i know what you mean, my sister does it no matter how many times i've told her it's dangerous. If the air bag ever deploys,she's fcuked.


  • #11
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,357 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    My whole life is wasted here. :p

    Over 10000 posts!

    I was shocked to see i have over 4k the other day. I really need to get a hobby!


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  • #12
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Over 10000 posts!

    I was shocked to see i have over 4k the other day. I really need to get a hobby!


    The flirting forum is that way
    >


  • #13
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,357 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    The flirting forum is that way
    >

    don't be getting jealous Barry! ;)


  • #14
    Orange69
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Orange69


    First question sucks balls, but the second one interests me. I would like to know the answer.


  • #15
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Orange69 wrote: »
    First question sucks balls, but the second one interests me. I would like to know the answer.

    So do some women, though you usually have to pay extra.


  • #16
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,357 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    So do some women, though you usually have to pay extra.

    Last chick i was with sucked eggs!


  • #17
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    This thread is so crap, I can't even think of a witty reply.

    Me too.
    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Your wit would be wasted here SB!

    But * Here* in the nest, it's a different story.

    Carry on.... starbelgrade.


  • #18
    diocane
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31 ✭diocane


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    That's 2 whys.

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  • #19
    diocane
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31 ✭diocane


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Last chick i was with sucked eggs!

    lol


  • #20
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,357 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    But * Here* in the nest, is a different story.

    Carry on.... starbelgrade.

    WHAT?

    THis isnt the nest..... i don't believe you!

    Where's Gary Busey?


  • #21
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Orange69 wrote: »
    First question sucks balls, but the second one interests me. I would like to know the answer.

    Without coming across as sexist or without doing any reseach, I'd imagine it's got to do with their brains being smaller than mens.


    And really lads can yous keep it to pm nobody wants to see yous cybering


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  • #22
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,357 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    Without coming across as sexist or without doing any reseach, I'd imagine it's got to do with their brains being smaller than mens.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dTvSa1rCOY


  • #23
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    WHAT?

    THis isnt the nest..... i don't believe you!

    Where's Gary Busey?

    :mad:

    gary_busey_family.jpg

    Now do you believe me? :D:p

    The teeth. :eek:


  • #24
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    c-note wrote: »
    2> why do women drivers have the seat in the most forward position,
    i can understand this for short women, but i know girls who are 5'10
    and 5'11 who drive in an almost feotal position

    Opposite!

    I'm tiny (5'2 ola), and i have the seat back as far as i can, while still reaching the pedals. Then if its not bad enough, ill let the seat recline backwards, ala boyracing scum. So my arms are like, barely touching the wheel.


  • #25
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Sharpie banned for posting Busey on a Thursday night.


  • #26
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Horsh.


    Ps - Winnie the Pooh keeps looking at his crotch.


  • #27
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Well, not really. It's late and I'm too tired to push the ban button. Why isn't there a deli open at 4am? I want a sammich.


  • #28
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Mace is open if you feel like a heart attack in a bread roll?


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