Brian Cowen at UL tommorrow. Any ideas for funny protest banter?

thomond2006

So An Taoiseach is coming to UL tommorrow to officially open the new music building and it looks like the Student Union is organising a protest. Should be good craic! :pac:

So it got me thinking, have ye any witty one liners/jokes/chants/songs we can 'peacefully' deliver to our leader? Nothing really outright offensive (no need for that no matter who he is IMHO) but the funnier the better! Anything that references his recent faux pas on Morning Ireland would be class! Reading your ideas would be a good larf!

Cheers,
thomond

Revolution9

In before "Down with this sort of thing" and "Careful now" are suggested

starbelgrade

Throw some petrol on him, set him alight & shout, "pig roast".

Too offensive?

RolandIRL

the students will be saying "Do ya want go on rag week with us, brian?"

imme

Stop Throwing My Money Down The Anglo-Drain!

Wise Up!

Biggins

"Show Me The Money!"

bowsie010

"Ur Rotten"

DeVore

Throw Alkeseltzers/Lifeline at him


DeV.

starbelgrade

Get everyone to salute him with a big.. "TO ARTHUR".

I bet his arm involuntarily rises, just like Peter Seller's Dr.Strangelove character in "Dr.Strangelove".

Scram

Give him a few tins of Carlsberg, leave a slab parked next to his car lol

starbelgrade

Kick him in the nuts.

Star Bingo

starbelgrade wrote: »

Get everyone to salute him with a big.. "TO ARTHUR".

I bet his arm involuntarily rises, just like Peter Seller's Dr.Strangelove character in "Dr.Strangelove".

would sooner go to Darfur. but i still like guinness

poisonated

I'd say sending him to the UL forum would be a bit of a laugh

Rosser

and I thought that TD's salaries was the only waste of tax payer's money but no this is what free 3rd level pays for. Grow the fu*k up and next time study harder and try to get into UCD or Trinity

Stinicker

starbelgrade wrote: »

Kick him in the nuts.

Wouldn't they be shielded by an overhanging flab of obesity?

R0ot

Throw him a burger he's looking a little under the weather lately.

starbelgrade

Get everyone to play the bit of music from "Deliverance" & scream, "weeeeeee, weeeeee", like little piggies.

Then kick him in the nuts.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Rosser wrote: »

and I thought that TD's salaries was the only waste of tax payer's money but no this is what free 3rd level pays for. Grow the fu*k up and next time study harder and try to get into UCD or Trinity

Exactly. Be restpectful, drop your trousers and bend over like the rest of the Irish public. Well said.

thomond2006

Rosser wrote: »

and I thought that TD's salaries was the only waste of tax payer's money but no this is what free 3rd level pays for. Grow the fu*k up and next time study harder and try to get into UCD or Trinity

Funny fail.

starbelgrade

Rosser wrote: »

and I thought that TD's salaries was the only waste of tax payer's money but no this is what free 3rd level pays for. Grow the fu*k up and next time study harder and try to get into UCD or Trinity

You, having a computer & paying for broadband is an even bigger waste of money in my opinion.

Super-Rush

Ask him does he like cake.

thomond2006

Keep them coming lads! Don't let the troll spoil the thread!

starbelgrade

thomond2006 wrote: »

Keep them coming lads! Don't let the troll spoil the thread!

I thought the thread was about the troll.

CiaranMT

starbelgrade wrote: »

I thought the thread was about the troll.

Bertie was the Troll, Cowen seems to genuinely be that clueless.

Super-Rush

Rosser wrote: »

and I thought that TD's salaries was the only waste of tax payer's money but no this is what free 3rd level pays for. Grow the fu*k up and next time study harder and try to get into UCD or Trinity

Say what?

wil

Stop Overage Drinkingsh...

L.Jenkins

Get him a few pints and he'll fudge the visit himself.

KevinVonSpiel

Try 'Shoulda gone to Weightwatchers!!!'.

wil

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starbelgrade

If Carlsberg made Taoiseachs, they'd be nothing like Brain Cowen.

Son Of A Vidic

starbelgrade wrote: »

If Carlsberg made Taoiseachs, they'd be nothing like Brain Cowen.

Cowen, probably Irelands worst Toaiseach.

WildBoots

Stinicker wrote: »

Wouldn't they be shielded by an overhanging flab of obesity?

Well then you'll have to kick him in his big overhanging flab of obesity instead I suppose.

lalee17

http://www.blather.net/zeitgeist/nude_brian_cowen_toilet.jpg

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Star Bingo

toss him the carcass of a stillborn calf n tell him it represents "my son, not even yet born! what chance??" at which point he'll realize the students really are revolting.

Riddle101

Anyway on topic, maybe ask him if he's coming to the pub for a few pints later on

laugh

Give him a big hug and tell him you don't judge people based on their health related appearance.

Print a few of these up :

liah

lalee17 wrote: »

http://www.blather.net/zeitgeist/nude_brian_cowen_toilet.jpg

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Jesus christ I'd forgotten about those paintings.. you've unearthed some very unpleasant mental images that I'd managed to block out for so long