If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)

Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

Hi there,
There is an issue with role permissions that is being worked on at the moment.
If you are having trouble with access or permissions on regional forums please post here to get access: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058365403/you-do-not-have-permission-for-that#latest

Golf Rules Sign Post in Scotland

PGL · 2010-09-22 12:51:25

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland 1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.. 2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! 4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING. 5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER. 6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE. 7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU. 8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY…

22-09-2010 12:51pm

#1

PGL

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 762 ✭✭✭

Join Date: September 2006

Posts: 567

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART..

2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.

5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.

8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.

10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE... NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, WASH YOUR HANDS AND GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF.

4

Comments

#2 22-09-2010 9:08pm

NoelAPM

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 447 ✭✭

Join Date: May 2010

Posts: 428

Ya gotta love the Scottish wit! Haha.

0