The little things you like when they happen or not

Subtle Troll

Gettin' a bag a crisps and there being a big one inside, huge, size of a potatoe or something, and the whole bag has them, big unbroken slices, and all lined up like salty soldiers. The bag is fat and round as its full of the gas they fill the bag with, no leaks, you give it a squeeze when you get it. The whole crisp goes in the mouth then you break it, the cheesy flavor powder ****e goes on your tongue at once.

I prefer King crisps, used to like perri, but they got ****.

Conversely, when you get the crisp packet, but its too late, and you realise it isn't plump with air, as you squeeze it it gets smaller. There is a small hole, and you are too far from the shop/lazy/not that cheap to return the packet.
You open it up, the crisps are cracked, all bits, not one is whole. The tips of them are black, you bite the biggest one you can get, its not crispy, its chewy.
**** this bag of ****e you think, you now decide if you are hungry enough to finish them, or throw them away, I have more self respect when I throw them away.


What other small things are nice, but can also be crap?

A nice pair of socks maybe, or a hat.

Big Nasty

Subtle Troll wrote: »

What other small things are nice, but can also be crap?

Doggy Style!

Subtle Troll

MCMLXXV wrote: »

Doggy Style!

A penis joke would also have worked, probably better also, so your first post reply is one of the small things, could have been great, but was more of a stale crisp.

Sorry man

I also notice you are Lex luther, I should kick you bleedin bonce in, but Im not really superman.

Big Nasty

Subtle Troll wrote: »

A penis joke would also have worked, probably better also, so your first post reply is one of the small things, could have been great, but was more of a stale crisp.

Sorry man

I also notice you are Lex luther, I should kick you bleedin bonce in, but Im not really superman.

It gave me a laugh anyway! :pac::pac::pac:

Cheap Thrills!

One potato
Two potatoes

:cool:

Thank you, drive through.

Mint Sauce

Farting/rumbling stomach/burping in bed, mildly satisfying when your on your own. But with company, possibility risk of being kicked out or even kicking out.

orourkeda

I like cake

strokemyclover

When you click on a thread expecting it to be good but after reading find it's not and you realise your cursor is too far away from the back button on your browser so you end up posting in it as the reply button is much closer!

*Sigh*

treborflynn

got a bag of crisps last night and there was a hole in the bag, they were chewy as fcuk but i ate them anyway......


I also enjoy a good shotgun.

goatboy1000

The very elusive solid chocolate Kit-Kat chunky.

DerekDGoldfish

When I go for a crap and the first wipe is clean.

When I walk down the street and I see a bloke shorter than me.

When a drink comes to exactly the amount of change I have in my wallet.

Ms. Captain M

goatboy1000 wrote: »

The very elusive solid chocolate Kit-Kat chunky.

Just buy a Yorkie!

starbelgrade

I like cheese.

Pompey Magnus

Getting a rare run of 3+ red winegums in a row.

BluesBerry

Having no smokes and finding 1 in a box hidden in the car/pockets nothing compares to that feeling finding it

Earthhorse

Subtle Troll wrote: »

What other small things are nice, but can also be crap?

A nice pair of socks maybe, or a hat.

Yeah, or gettin' high.

Subtle Troll

strokemyclover wrote: »

When you click on a thread expecting it to be good but after reading find it's not and you realise your cursor is too far away from the back button on your browser so you end up posting in it as the reply button is much closer!

*Sigh*

Hey there chum, when you typed out those 100 or so characters on your keyboard, did your finger ever go near the backspace key?

Its really usefull and negates the need to slightly move your wrist, followed by the small downward push of your index finger.

Loads a good stuff in this thread.


Cold can of coke, nothing like it on a hot day.

Warm bottle of coke, ****ing minging.

themadchef

BluesBerry wrote: »

Having no smokes and finding 1 in a box hidden in the car/pockets nothing compares to that feeling finding it

Yup i remember that feeling...but..

Trust me, nothing compares to finally giving the fúcking things up either

Over two weeks off them and finally i feel free

goatboy1000

goatboy1000 wrote: »

The very elusive solid chocolate Kit-Kat chunky.

Ms. Captain M wrote: »

Just buy a Yorkie!

Not the same!!
The whole thrill of it is the expectation of a standard Kit-Kat and then the realisation that it's not.
And I'm fully aware of how sad that sounds.

scientific1982

Checking your bank balance and finding that you have more than you thought.

Trying to get money from the atm and finding you have insufficient funds (especially when you're on the piss).

BluesBerry

goatboy1000 wrote: »

Not the same!!
The whole thrill of it is the expectation of a standard Kit-Kat and then the realisation that it's not.
And I'm fully aware of how sad that sounds.

I used to be like that with the club milks hoping I would get a solid chocolate one...never happened though although as a child I did get a double wrapped one once two gold wrappers that was a good day I thought I was the business :pac:

goatboy1000

BluesBerry wrote: »

I used to be like that with the club milks hoping I would get a solid chocolate one...never happened though although as a child I did get a double wrapped one once two gold wrappers that was a good day I thought I was the business :pac:

Imagine your further disappointment if it was in fact a golden ticket-esque competition and you won a trip to the club milk factory.
Imagine the Jacobs equivalent of Willy Wonka...

orourkeda

Pink and purple soft fruits. Tremendous

squeakyduck

I love it when you wake up to your other half in the mornings for a cuddle and a lie in.
Hate it when I wake up like SHIIIIITTTTT get the **** out of my house I'm late for work!!

Love having chocolate with milk, yum yum yum, worst is when you find the milk has gone off....then it's tea time!

Voodoomelon

I hate when pouring milk on cornflakes and the milk lands on a horizontally lying flake and sends the milk flying all over the table.

Also hate when someone opens a bag of crisps upside down, or when I see a car parked with the wipers halfway across the windscreen.

Saila

finding something you cant figure out where the **** you left it and BAM you suddenly remember where it is..aaaaahhh

Asphyxia

Cold can of coke, nothing like it on a hot day.

Warm bottle of coke, ****ing minging.

So true! :mad::mad:

Lie ins until you realize you were meant to be somewhere the next day.
Wild night outs that give you incredible memories but they come with the price of an awful hangover and random scrapes and bruises.
Having a nice meal in a restaurant with someone, the downside is the meal could be horrible, made you sick and you might have spent a good bit on it

DOC09UNAM

betting on shít, winning is awesome, losing sucks balls.

coco_lola

I like AH threads, they make for great reading as I'm an insomniac!

I love and hate the long threads.. because although there is some funny stuff in them, I refuse to post a reply until I've read everything in case I post the same thing as someone else... Then there's the feeling of elation/disappointment when you see someone has posted your thoughts already... elation that you're not the only one to think it... disappointment cause you didn't get there first

ElaElaElano

In a similar vein to the op, when you go into the chipper and they're in a good mood and give you a massive bag. Or when you go to a funeral of someone you don't even know out of politeness to someone you do know, and are dreading it, but end up getting locked and the sandwiches are really nice.

pickarooney

Those extremely rare weekend mornings when both kids sleep until 9 and the deliciously guilty feeling of not getting up.

versus

Those extremely common weekend mornings when you've gone to bed at 3 and both of them get up at 6 and you realise it's going to be at least 7 days before you get a chance at a night's sleep.

Feeona

BAD : Having to endure a person who believes that everyone else is to blame for their (real or imagined) problems

GOOD : Being a witness when karma catches up with a person who has all the social graces of a virulent fart.

EDIT: Just remembered a story a friend told me. He was in secondary school, out for lunch at the local shop. While eating an ice cream, the class pr*ck came along and shoved it into his face. A second or two later, he (class pr*ck) was doused by a bucket of water thrown out a top window. Nobody liked him, so everyone laughed at him rather than with him

kfallon

When you have 3 up in a Lucky 15 and you check the result of the last race and your horse hasn't won.....you're gutted but then you discover it was a non-runner....ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole