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Maybe I Can Toss Your Salad

RockinRolla · 2010-09-17 21:38:28

Some guy come up to me in the street today and asked if he could "toss" my "salad" . I gave him him €2. It's a disgrace we have so much beggers on the street these days - I blame Fianna Fail.

17-09-2010 09:38PM

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RockinRolla

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Some guy come up to me in the street today and asked if he could "toss" my "salad" . I gave him him €2. It's a disgrace we have so much beggers on the street these days - I blame Fianna Fail.

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#2 17-09-2010 09:39PM

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Why didn't you give him some of your salad?

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#3 17-09-2010 09:39PM

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€2?? Did you get fries with that?

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#4 17-09-2010 09:39PM

Napper Hawkins

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Ok thanks.

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#5 17-09-2010 09:40PM

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So did he toss your salad then?;):D

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#6 17-09-2010 09:40PM

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That's some funky **** right their

EVENFLOW

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#7 17-09-2010 09:42PM

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You should of given him a dressing down :pac:

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#8 17-09-2010 09:42PM

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Do you normally pay to have your salad tossed by a guy??

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#9 17-09-2010 09:42PM

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Jake's back.

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#10 17-09-2010 09:43PM

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€2 is a good deal for a tossed salad, normally you'd have to go to prison to get a decent one

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#11 17-09-2010 09:43PM

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Some guy come up to me in the street today and asked if he could "toss" my "salad" . I gave him him €2. It's a disgrace we have so much beggers on the street these days - I blame Fianna Fail.

Was he schizophrenic?

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#12 17-09-2010 09:44PM

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it was cold today, were you kepping your 'lettuce' nice and crisp?

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#13 17-09-2010 09:45PM

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Jesus that was cheap,he would have no bother getting a job tossing salads in a restaurant if he work for such small wages.

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#14 17-09-2010 09:47PM

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I would of told him to F**k off. I especially hate the women who bring babies out on to the streets with them it's disgusting.

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#15 17-09-2010 09:47PM

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Did he have little nimble soft hands?

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#16 17-09-2010 09:57PM

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What the f*ck are you talking about...the guy was just looking for some change.

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#17 17-09-2010 09:59PM

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RockinRolla wrote: »

What the f*ck are you talking about...the guy was just looking for some change.

in return for jacking you off

Sweet deal.

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#18 17-09-2010 10:02PM

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snyper wrote: »

in return for jacking you off

Sweet deal.

Ah, so naive.

WARNING: nsf... anyone really

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#19 17-09-2010 10:02PM

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RockinRolla wrote: »

What the f*ck are you talking about...the guy was just looking for some change.

All I saw was toss.

Edit: and since I saw that Urban Dict. link, salad.

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#20 17-09-2010 10:09PM

RockinRolla

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phasers wrote: »

Ah, so naive.

WARNING: nsf... anyone really

No, no...you don't understand he was just looking for some change.

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#21 17-09-2010 10:36PM

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RockinRolla, creator of such magical threads such as.

Lapdancing

Swings Parties In Ireland

What Genius Thought Of The 2.30am Rule?

If You Had A Time Machine......

Would You Have Sex With A Transexual For €1,000?

And my personal favourite,

Is Ireland "British"?

Keep up the good work dude.

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#22 17-09-2010 10:40PM

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RockinRolla wrote: »

No, no...you don't understand he was just looking for some change.

You don't understand....

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#23 17-09-2010 10:55PM

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phasers wrote: »

€2 is a good deal for a tossed salad, normally you'd have to go to prison to get a decent one

I told three fiddy or no anal licking! :mad:

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#24 17-09-2010 11:11PM

dr.bollocko

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Hey OP.
Please don't start any more threads.
Give it 2 months till you get the run of the place.
Fair warning.

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