George Michael

losthorizon

Jailed for 8 weeks for "driving offences."

He better keep his careless whispers to himself.

Banned Account

Man I feel sorry for him - a good looking rich bloke like that being sent to prison?

I bet someone will make him his bitch:(


Hmmm ... waaaaait a second ....

karlog

There'll be no need to drop the soap.

JP Liz V1

He gotta have faith

Biggins

Now if that was America, he'd be out in two hours! LOL

mathie

<some quick response with typos and words missing>

BOHtox

JP Liz V1 wrote: »

He gotta have faith

That's just a careless whisper

mathie

Biggins wrote: »

Now if that was America, he'd be out in two hours! LOL

He's out already.

ejmaztec

They'll always know where he is in the slammer, just by following the trail of soap-bars.

Nozebleed

*arsehole*

washiskin

losthorizon wrote: »

Jailed for 8 weeks for "driving offences."

He better keep his careless whispers to himself.

Hey! Leave the-man-I-love alone!

and I bet you ARE from Louth! Yellabahher to be precise!

Seriously, I hope this is the wake-up he needs....geddit?

FlutterinBantam

Fcuker probably thought he was above the law.

Pity the force over here aren't so assiduous.

Brendog

karlog wrote: »

There'll be no need to drop to soap.

There will also be no need to drop 1 soap.

CreepingDeath

He rung his lawyer, and he told him to sing this...

George Michael (freedom) wrote:

All we have to do now
Is take these lies and make them true somehow
All we have to see
Is that I don't belong to you
And you don't belong to me yea yea
Freedom,
Freedom,
Freedom
You've gotta give for what you take
Freedom,
Freedom,
Freedom
You've gotta give for what you take

Deus Ex Machina

He looked like an absolute pimp walking into court, and he did a great cover of Queen's "Somebody to Love", so as I sit here in the early autumn sunlight, I am pretty ok with George Michael.

kfallon

Brings back memories of last year's front page headline in one of the tabloids after George Michael crashed into a truck:

"George Michael Shunts Trucker in the Rear"

Biggins

kfallon wrote: »

"George Michael Shunts Trucker in the Rear"

:pac:

Classic.

dilallio

losthorizon wrote: »

Jailed for 8 weeks for "driving offences."

Apparently, he drove over a chocolate bar which was in the middle of the road.

It was a Careless Wispa!

ricero

George Michael purposely dropping the soap in the shower since 15/09/2010

paddyismaddy

he will love it

Brendog

George Michael has settled well in prison.
hes' already wrote a new song about his skin head cell mate.
It'll be a new single called "Hairless Fister".

purpur1

The dude has problems. Hope he sorts them out once and for all.

Massively talented though. Have to say he put on a bloody good gig over here in 2008 and the voice is most definitely still intact. I'm a fan, but I think he did deserve his punishment, it was long overdue. Interested to know why he wasn't sentenced to some kind of drug rehab.

old_aussie

George made ....A Last request....I Want Your Sex Part 3

George needs to keep off the pot, obviously he cannot handle it.

kelle

I can't believe I had a poster of him in swimming trunks on my bedroom wall that I used to kiss every night - BLEURGH!!

I was only 14 then...

xzanti

kelle wrote: »

I can't believe I had a poster of him in swimming trunks on my bedroom wall that I used to kiss every night - BLEURGH!!

I was only 14 then...

Why? He was a fabulous specimen of a man in his day.. shame he has taken the road he has but C'est la vie..

overmantle

It's sad to see somebody who could have anything he wanted ending up as he has.

xzanti

overmantle wrote: »

It's sad to see somebody who could have anything he wanted ending up as he has.

I think the issue with big stars like this is that they DO get everything they want in the world, and then they get bored with it..

That's just my opinion..